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You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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I'll Never Tell!!!
Grrr!!!!!!
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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil!
This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff
come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
Redneck pickup lines:
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer
bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.
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Shopping Man~
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists
her
husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all
the shopping trips.
He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to
browse. Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton:
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing
quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior
and may
ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all
incidents
on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints
against Mr.
Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was
shopping in
Walmart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them
in
people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go
off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to
the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official
tone, Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a
bag of
M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department
and
told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring
pillows from
the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he
begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave
me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used
it
as a
mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department,
asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously
loudly
Humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced
his "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browse
through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO !
NO!
It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least .
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There Ain't NO toilet
paper in
here!"
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You Are 75% Redneck
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
There ain't no redneck like you.
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you are only part evil you are fair and honrable. your wise and strong but hard to trust others something made trust hard for you you have a dark side
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