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Alton

Who the fuck are these 138 supposed friends i have? I only like about 4 of you...

About Me

I'm pretty fucking lame. That about sums it up...but I'll type more nonetheless.I work for a nonprofit, trying to help improve the social and economic positions of low-to-moderate income families; while my paychecks are slowly adding my name to that list! What a sweet irony. The pay sucks, but making a difference is more important. Until bills are due, then the pay sucks again.I am on my way to law school this year, and when i am done- i will most likely be the brokest lawyer of all time because i want to commit my services to helping underprivileged communities. In a nutshell, $$ isn't important to me.Good people and a good time are.I don't drink or smoke, instead i would rather do a 5 mile run. Did i say i don't drink- i do. I lie a lot. I am a pretty hardcore fan of the fight game, i don't fight anymore, now i like to kick back and criticize others! If you know me, I'm sure you have been told to check out taggradio.com, but just in case- i am telling you again. I love my friends, i love my fam., i love the Boston Red Sox, and i love my life. I also love civic minded people, and hate anyone who would rather slowly die inside their 4 walled cage watching cable, than get out there to seize the day. I think most Americans are fat and lazy, and frankly, that bothers me. The lazy part, "fat" is more of an allegorical term in this sense. If i don't know you, truth is i will probably hate you or you me. If i do know you, then you're the best....around. Ultimately, i plan on retiring in about 10 years and leaving the country. Unless Ron Paul can get elected, then i may give it a second chance. -
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Your IQ Is Eleventy Billion,and you have a really big weiner
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

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Music:

Tool, Wu Tang,A Perfect Circle, Erik B and Rakim, Portishead, Mudvayne, Death Cab for Cutie. Who the fuck is death cab for cutie?This is what i rock in MY Ipod: ..

Movies:

Weopons of Ass destruction, vol 1 & 2.... Shut up and Suck it, vol 1-8, Orwell rolls in his grave, Outfoxed, The Wal-Mart Effect (documentaries bitches) Smashing Machine, (Mark Kerr Story) Because of Winn Dixie & WWF Summerslam 1986

Television:

I don't own a television.I do however like these things called "Books."If you've heard of them, i'll fucking marry you right now. No lie.

Books:



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Heroes:

Robert McChesney, Randy Couture (thanx Joe Rogan), FDR,Daniel Larusso and also Ryan Bennett, a true pioneer of the sport. R.I.P

My Blog

To B(U) or Not To B(U)

So- for those in the know, i was supposed to be going to Boston University for Grad School.However, i just got a really tempting offer from Arizona today-so it looks like i will be going to LAW SCHOOL...
Posted by Alton on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST

Wow- I am actually a bigger fucking nerd?

Ok, so this is kind of funny. I am applying for that top ten senior award, right. So, i go check out this Comm Honor Society at their first meeting last night- hoping to have some more stuff to put on...
Posted by Alton on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:15:00 PST

This blog is about absofuckinlutely nothing.

So let me see-Shoulder- fuked. The doc said to do a whole lot of nothing, then come back after the holidays. The good news? Pain meds=Sleeping like a baby.Bad news-my friend told me i'm looking a litt...
Posted by Alton on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:31:00 PST

Dave Matthews is a pretty fucking awesome dude

yeah, so-i got to chill with dave matthews for about 10 hours or so yesterday.at first i was pretty bummed about taking the job as his runner(it was a favor), because i was supposed to be at pride hav...
Posted by Alton on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

You might be an MMA Fan

YOU MIGHT BE AN MMA FANIf you have ever been on your back while your old lady is polishing your pistol and you freak out for a sec and slap on a triangle, you might be an mma fan.If you have ever...
Posted by Alton on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:13:00 PST

Feeling Political Today

Ok fuckers, so my page is a little political right now. If you don't like it, you can suck a dick. Im feeling tired of the typical myspace garbage, so i thought i'd change it up. I'm sure i'll jump ri...
Posted by Alton on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:24:00 PST