Enigmacrypt

Enigmacrypt® is not just myself, it's a registered trademark which represents and encompasses multiple art forms I'm involved in.
Enigmacrypt® is the name of my industrial music project which is mainly synth based epic gothic industrial metal with a strong horror film score influence. I do all the lyrics, music, vocals, mixing and production myself but may work with others at some point. You can read the entire lyrics for my 'eclipse' album in my blog; there are 12 tracks which I've numbered so you can read the concept in the correct order. Music coming soon! Click the above banner to visit the 'enigmacrypt_music' profile.
Enigmacrypt® is an author. I write short horror stories under this brand name and I'm currently busy writing a full length novel. No doubt I'll carry on writing after these current projects. Click the above banner to visit the 'enigmacrypt_literature' profile and enter the mind of a madman.
Enigmacrypt® will eventually be involved with film making too; this again will be primarily horror based.
Enigmacrypt® is a self-employed professional graphic designer. I have designed for some of the biggest corporate wankers *cough* I mean companies in the world such as Mercedes-Benz, Toyota, Adsa(Walmart), Marks and Spencer, JCB and countless others. I do Graphic Design, Web Design, Flash Animation, Image Manipulation, Logo Design and Corporate Branding and print work. I don't like it though and fantasize about being a bin man.
Enigmacrypt® doesn't only intend to encompass and embrace the above art forms but eventually take themes/stories further by representing them in literature, music and film simultaneously.
Enigmacrypt® will eventually work with other artists of any medium to complete horror related products of the highest quality. If you think you have what it takes to be a valuable part of this creative process then get in touch with examples of your work; I will bear you in mind when the time comes to choose an artist of your chosen medium. My aim is to eventually make enigmacrypt® a big name in music and horror but to do that I'll need help from other artists at some point.
ABOUT ENIGMACRYPT THE MORTAL:
I'm shy but outrageous, polite yet offensive, creative yet destructive, healthy but sick, horniest of angels and the sweetest of demons. I live in a parallel world with only my own insanity to amuse me. It gets lonely being the only one here sometimes but I like to briefly haunt other dimensions and surprise people by covering them in ectoplasm. I fantasise about happiness in your world like a nun dreaming of heaven. Ultimately though, I may be destined for failure as I'm an insatiable entity in every respect. Still I'd rather reach for the stars than settle for the moon.
I'm quiet, an introvert, a daydreamer, a free spirit. Consequently, it can be an effort to get to know me; whether I'm worth the effort is for others to decide.
I suffer from chronic silliness and like to make a fool of myself at any given opportunity. Even though I'm quiet I seem to end up in the craziest situations; I'm like a chaos magnet. I also have a remarkable knack of transforming the sweet and innocent into twisted perverse freaks which leaves me thinking, 'I've created a monster!!!'
Sometimes I'm a pussycat and sometimes a tiger raaaar. On sunny days i like to hit girls with sticks of celery. Furthermore, once a month I transform into the evil Edward celery hands; I backcomb my hair, strap celery to my fingers and chase girls around throughout the night: they don't stand a chance! I'm not as sensible as I may seem to a mere wolf. I'm a black sheep in suspenders and have a magic finger.
I'm like marmite - people either love me or hate me; I taste better though. People either run up to me or away from me.
Loads of girls are really scared of me; even the ones that fancy me are too scared to do anything about it; perhaps they think I'll insert a marrow in their ass. Chances are I won't; a cucumber yes, possibly even an aubergine, if they really piss me off then perhaps a butternut squash, but a marrow would be highly unlikely so I don't know what all the worry is about.
General opinion is that I'm a mentalist. I wasn't born completely mental but I've been through so much shit it's sent me progressively further and further into madness that now I don't think there is any going back. I used to aspire to settle down and have a normal life but I realise now that will never happen and maybe I'm destined for something else. So now I just want to make some music, write some stories, kick the world in the ass and then get the fuck off this planet.
People like to pre-judge me when they don't know the slightest thing about me or my life: this just proves they're idiots. When such people get to know me and realise they actually like me they usually feel like idiots themselves too.
I get mistaken for a girl quite frequently which amuses me. Doesn't bother me as girls look way better than guys anyway, but it seems to embarrass the people making the mistake. Just to clarify and save you the embarassment - I'm a guy! I'm straight! I love the minge! And i'm happy with my appearance and don't care what ignorant, narrow-minded, brainwashed, conformist morons think of me.
Update: I recently came out as being 3 lesbians trapped in a manish body who are constantly lezzing up. It was difficult to come out as being 3 lesbians. It's difficult enough for 1 lesbian to come out but for me to come out as being 3 lesbians was a very traumatic time. My parents had a hard time adjusting. Then to make things worse a fourth lesbian emerged and started lezzing up with the other 3. I then had to come out all over again as being 4 lesbians. The fourth lesbian is Portia de Rossi though which is nice. However, now I'm trying to fight off a 5th lesbian which is proving to be very difficult because she's Japanese with big boobs and pierced nipples.
I'm a libra: I like peace, harmony, love, sex and detest bitching, falling out, war, greed, violence, cruelty. More negatively I'm the most indecisive person on the planet which is a real pain in the ass.
MY CONTROVERSIAL VIEWS
I question everything I'm told and think with logic rather than arbitrary pre-conceived ideas that people have tried to brainwash me with since birth. As a result I tend to see things how they really are not how I'm told they are. I believe life should be about peace, love, friendship, sex, individuality, diversity, art, self-expression, not lies, brainwashing, fear, religion(more lies), repression, hate, jealousy, war, racism, fascism, sexism, pressure to marry, pressure to keep up with the Joneses, filling in a mountain of unnecessary forms, half a tree falling through your letterbox every morning begging for your cash, working stupidly long hours to buy crap you're told you need but you really don't, paying a huge portion of what you earn to governments to kill people you've never met, spread lies, fear, disease, poison us, feed us pseudo drugs which only treat symptoms and cause more disease, and finance fake religion and fake wars for the corporate elite and their plan for new world order and population reduction.
You become alienated when you refuse to believe the lie but it's a price I'm willing to pay because I'm a person of integrity and proud to be. Most people don't even think or question anything from birth. Surely the majority can't be wrong? Well they are. The main problem with the world is it's run on greed and power instead of love and respect for others. The people in governments (and even more so the rich banking families which control them) are so utterly repugnant that the majority find it too difficult to believe the truth. It's easier to believe the lie even when the evidence is proving the opposite. If you think I'm talking nonsense then try watching this documentary first before you decide: www.zeitgeistmovie.com If you like it then there are plenty of other documentaries that deal with similar subjects but that is my favourite one I've seen.
Also, watch the FKN NEWZ. and add the FKN NEWZ. on myspace.
I hate Bush! Not female genetalia. I'm well into female genetalia. I mean the Bush administration. War for personal profit to the detriment of their own country and entire world peace is abhorrent. Tony Blair gets on my tits too: he couldn't say no to Bush because he thrives on power. What a pair of warmongering fucks. Really though people like these are just puppets controlled by the world's corporate "elite"/rich banking families.
I care about the environment, eat organic wherever possible, recycle everything and i'm a member of greenpeace. I think humans (as a whole) are carelessly destroying the planet without thinking of the long term consequences, and fighting too much. I want a world where diversity exists in peace! Live and let live. People can have different beliefs without killing each other over it surely! I hate religion but I don't want to blow people up who are into it. It would be a boring world if everyone was the same.
I don't believe in Religion; I believe in philosophy and science. I find most religions out dated, incorrect, an excuse for war and we'd be better off without it. However, people should be free to practice whatever religion they like but I'm against organised religion, reigiou schooling and tax money going to fund religion. It should be a personal thing. Bringing a child up to belong to a particular religion is wrong in my eyes. I believe people are animals who are just more intelligent than other animals. Yes we're amazing how we communicate in various languages and work together to create cities etc. I'm also amazed by a little spider spinning a beautiful web or a flock of birds soaring through the sky. We can't do that so in some ways they're more special than us.
I find concepts like 'heaven' where people go when they die whilst animals just die hilarious. I have no such delusions of grandeur; I'm down to earth and i know what I like. I'm fully aware I'm an animal so therefore i act like one;P
I believe our energy force exists after our bodies die and is re-used by the cosmos somehow because energy cannot be destroyed. However, it's the same for all animals. Nobody knows what form this takes or how it happens. I find religions which claim to know the truth about existence, god and creation with absolutely no proof rather arrogant and stupid. Religions are man made and mythical. Jesus never even existed and his story is just a myth (watch the documentaries zeitgeist and The God Who Wasn't There '(large parts of that on my profile)). Religion is just a way of controlling the masses, spreading fear and promoting wars. What's worse is that it's not even remotely believable yet people believe because they are told to believe, they are brought up to believe. All this is obvious yet so many people can't see the truth. I'm not trying to offend people but I'm an activist helping to destroy religion and promote truth and critical thinking instead for mankind's own sake!
Man simply doesn't have the knowledge and maybe even the intellect to know the reason for their existence; the best you can do is follow the latest scientific facts regarding the cosmos. You can be a spiritual person without following some man made book of rules and fairy tales. Spreading religion is spreading lies which ironically they preach as being a sin. 'Religious Education' is an oxymoron. It also annoys me when religious people look down upon people who are atheists or agnostic as terrible people; well I'm so sorry I don't believe in things like virgins giving birth; how terrible of me /sarcasm. I avoid referring to myself as atheist or agnostic because I feel religion is such a non-issue it should never be asked and should never need to be stated. Religion is exclusively the domain of naive brainwashed people living in denial. I'm happy to be friends with people into religion so long as they don't talk about their religion to me because to be honest it pisses me off. I was brought up a catholic and had to put up with all that religious fascism growing up. I never actually was a catholic as I didn't believe it (as it's so blatantly not true) except for when I was too young to have a religion. So by the time I left school I was sick to death of religion. People can believe in the Easter Bunny too if they want but don't expect me to believe in silly shit.
Marriage. I think the idea of a life long commitment is really sweet but if you love someone why not just love them and agree to a commitment on your own terms. Why suck the governments dick about it? Why suck a priest of some bogus religions dick about it? I am romantic I just don't believe in arbitrary shit like being pressured to buy flowers by those annoying dudes in restaurants, fucking valentines day commercial bullshit and signing legal documents.
DRUGS! Legalise them! As a general rule I think taking drugs is a bad idea. However, governments and rich banking families which control them control drugs coming into our countries. Due to them being illegal the prices are sky high and these hypocritical rich motherfuckers make loads of money from it. Then have the nerve to imprison people caught doing/dealing them. What's even more stupid is that natural plants like cannabis and mushrooms that grow wildly in our countryside are illegal. Yet the pharmaceutical industry synthesise dangerous drugs to 'make us better' when really they only treat symptoms and make us more ill by giving us new illnesses. Curing serious diseases would be devastating financially for the pharmaceutical industry. Also it's ok to sell us drugs that give old men hard ons yet you can't pick a fucking mushroom and eat it. The government really don't like us doing weed and mushrooms because we grow them ourselves and they don't make any money from it. The ultimate hypocrisy though is the legal drug alcohol. Whilst it's a lot of fun it's one of the most dangerous drugs there is in terms of it's impact on society. It's so socially accepted that people are made to feel like outcasts if they don't do it. Yet how many people do you know who sit there with their glass of wine lecturing about how terrible drugs are. So yeah 'drugs are baaad' including alcohol but there are very pleasant side effects too so it's a tricky issue. Ones that grow naturally are not as bad and no drugs are as bad as the sick bastards who get rich off us using them and then imprison us for it or some of the killer drugs created by the pharmaceutical industry who avoid natural cures like the plague because they can't patent something natural.
So the people who run the world preach about religion to control the masses and create conflict, they punish us for using the very drugs they sell us, they create wars for profit and then tell us bullshit like 'it's a terrorist attack' to get us to support them. Nice world we live in.
I'm a vegetarian who loved the taste of meat but I chose not to eat it anymore for ethical and health reasons. Of course there is a food chain but we don't need to be part of it and a vegetarian diet is much healthier anyway! So it makes sense to me. The way the meat industry treats animals is disgusting. In the wild, animals don't torture their prey throughout it's life before they eat it like places like KFC. If you eat meat it's best to stick to organic as with standard meat the animals are pumped full of growth hormones which is not only greedy but irresponsible as it makes the meat dangerous to our health. Meat also contains lots of parasites, especially pork. Parasites freak me the fuck out lol. If you like meat it's probably best to stick to mostly organic chicken and cold caught fish from the sea (non farmed) as it's not pumped full of dangerous hormones and anti-biotics. One of the reasons I gave up was because I don't think I'm important enough for approx 100 animals a year to have their lives taken unnecessarily for me. The meat industry is also harmful to the environment. I don't have a problem with meat eaters at all except when they start a debate with me when I just want to eat my motherfucking food. Like every time someone offers you something with meat in and you ask if they have something without meat in, especially when there is a group of people, a debate kicks off. Usually a load of ignorant pro-meat, anti-vegetarian bollocks based on promotion based media propaganda rather than fact. Seriously, the only drawback of being a vegetarian is you can't just eat your motherfucking vegetarian food in the company of others without having to endure some tedious anti-vegetarian debate you've heard a thousand times by people who've never even read up on the subject. It's actually quite rude. Becoming a vegetarian is the best decision I've ever made and I feel proud to be doing some good for the environment and animal rights; if anyone doesn't respect that then I have a big meaty sausage they can gobble. I don't buy any products made out of animals anymore but you will notice on my photos I still own a lot of leather goods but that's only because I can't afford to replace them so I still use/wear. I wouldn't exactly call myself an animal lover (except when really desperate) and I don't support organisations like PETA at all. Like most things in life, our treatment of animals isn't a black and white issue. I just don't believe in unnecessary cruelty to animals and therefore choose to abstain from anything which I consider to fall into that category.