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Laura

A PBS mind in an MTV world

About Me

Hey people. So, what can I say about myself? Not much, really. I'm the oldest of four. I'm easy to get along with, that is, as long as you don't try to trip me in the hall, push me down the stairs, hit me, or cause me any sort of emotional strain. This is my profile. Enjoy it, or go away.
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What does your birth month reveal about you?

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Moonlight
You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.
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You are 53% Gemini
How Gemini Are You?

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Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very High
Level 2 (Lustful) Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test First Level of Hell - LimboCharon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

My Interests

I like to read. Greatest thing in the world. You don't have to think. You just read, and the author thinks for you. I also like watching movies. And playing with my cat. I want to travel someday. We don't travel much now.

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Your Inner European is Italian!
Passionate and colorful.
You show the world what culture really is. Who's Your Inner European?
You Belong in 1965
If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
Which Dead Rock Star Are You? (pics)


John Lennon
You are John Lennon! You're a nerd to many young and old, and loved for it too. You have influenced many different people, you and old. You have magnetism. Oh, he died in 1980 from a moron... who shot him.
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I'd like to meet:

Well, I'd really like to meet the creators of South Park, those bastards. But just read the rest of my profile, and if you're curious, talk to me. I'm waiting. I'm watching. I can look at you through my super duper ultra magical laptop. I watch while you eat. I watch while you sleep. I watch while you undress (and I must say, some of you need some new underwear, especially you, the one with the soiled bottom).
Name: Laura Rodriguez
Birthdate: May 25th, 1988
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Current Location: chair
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5'2 1/4"
Weight: 101 lbs.
Piercings: Earlobes
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: Holy crap!
FAVORITES
Food: Anything my Mom makes, Mexican, Chinese
Candy: Tootsie rolls, Reese's
Number: 25
Color: black, blue
Animal: deer
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: none
Body Part on Opposite sex: ..............
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: What do you mean? Candy? Hershey's Kiss.
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: 4:00am, I swear
Most Missed Memory: Chicago...
Best phyiscal feature: .............
First Thought Waking Up: I wanna brush my teeth
Goal for this year: Get through the year
Best Friends: are very nice people
Weakness: don't know
Fears: open waters
Heritage: Spanish, French, Puerto Rican, American
Longest relationship: never had boyfriend, so what?
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: no
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: don't care
Favorite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long: short or long what?
Height: taller than me, it won't be much of a challenge
Style: don't care
Looks or Personality: am I supposed to choose? Personality
Hot or Cute doesn't matter
Drugs and Alcohol: no
Muscular or Really Skinny: doesn't matter much
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: oh boy...hundreds...
What country do you want to Visit: Germany, Australia, Italy, England
How do you want to Die: asleep, like my uncle. Not screaming in terror like the rest of the people in his car
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Get along with your Parents: with one of them
Health Freak: nope
Believe in Yourself: nope
Want to go to College: yeah
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: nope
Shower Daily: yeah
Been in Love: yeah
Do you Sing: yeeeh
Want to get Married: nope
Do you want Children: nope
Have your future kids names planned out: nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: when I get married

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You Should Be A Gemini
What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around

What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly

In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around

In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests

Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist

Your sense of fashion: casual and simple

You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos What Sign Should You Be?

Music:

I really like Aerosmith. I also like Ozzy Osbourne, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance...and The Backstreet Boys. WHAT?!? How did that last one get in there? Heh heh, yeah well, I liked them when I was 9 years old. I dare not erase them from my memory, as if they were never there. My first CD was theirs, and I really enjoyed it. I still do. Take the quiz:
What does your birth month reveal about you?

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

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Your Taste in Music:
Adult Alternative: High Influence
80's Rock: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
90's Hip Hop: Low Influence
90's Pop: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Yeah, going to the movies by yourself is the greatest thing ever. I like comedy and drama and suspense. I recently saw this movie on TNT. Half light. Main character was Demi Moore. This is my favorite part of Blades of Glory.
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Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
25% Yankee
10% Upper Midwestern
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Television:

There's nothing good to watch on TV. Except music videos, Family Guy, and...American Idol. WHAT?!? WHY? Uh, yeah, I started watching it just to see the auditions so that I could make fun of people, but I sorta got into it, and my mom really likes it. It makes her happy. It makes her forget about her stress at work for a brief instant. (She's a doctor.)It makes her a kid again, you know? So I kept watching AI. Carrie Underwood won that year.
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You? .. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

My three favorites: Stephen King, Agatha Christie, Dean Koontz. I also like Poe, and Harry Potter. And I used to read the infamous Goosebumps books by R. L. Stine when I was a kid.

Heroes:

Revolutionary hippie. Some call him Jesus. Which Awesome Hippie Are You?
You are John Lennon. You become so popular that you have the power to make political and societal influences. You're a hippie at heart, however, and your own spirituality means the most to you. For as celebrated as you are, you keep down to earth in your beliefs. Keep it real.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Whenever I'm sad, I watch this video. :]Janie's Got A Gun--Aerosmith. This song is powerful...it was very big in '89, when it came out. The video is also good.Jeremy-Pearl Jam. It's about a kid named Jeremy who was picked on a lot in school, and his parents were never very supportive. So one day, Jeremy enters the classroom, shoots a few students, and then turns the gun on himself.It's My Life--Bon JoviAlmost-Bowling For Soup. I like this video, even though it has nothing to do with what they're singing about.Hound Dog-Elvis Presleyhahahahahaha, Tom Jones dances like a possessed Taylor Hicks! Wether it's good dancing, or really bad dancing, I don't know, but it's fun to watch, nonetheless!!Elvis Presley: Heartbreak Hotel 50 million groupies can't be wrong!Carrie Underwood's version of "Alone" by Heart. This was the performance that did it for me. She was awesome, although her hair was a bit distracting.Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Awesome video."C For Cookie"

My Blog

I just deleted a buttload of friends...

...but maybe not as much as I wanted to. I still kept a few people I KNOW, although they don't talk to me much. I mostly deleted bands and new artists. They were owning my bulletin board, and it was g...
Posted by Laura on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

Heaven and hell

I read this somewhere. I thought it was quite funny. =DHeaven is where:the policemen are Englishthe cooks are Frenchthe mechanics are Germanthe lovers are Italianand the bankers are SwissHell is where...
Posted by Laura on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:51:00 PST

personality defect test

My score on The Personality Defect Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">Robot/>style="font-size:12pt">(You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.)/>You are the Robot!...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:35:00 PST

sublime philosophical crap test

My score on The Sublime Philosophical Crap Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">N-S-O/>style="font-size:12pt">(You scored 66% Non-Reductionism, 11% Epistemological Absolutism, and 100% Moral...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST

personality disorders

DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:HighSchizoid Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal Disorder:HighAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:ModerateNarcissistic Disorder:ModerateAvoidant ...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:06:00 PST

archaeology II

Okay, so, last Saturday I spent ALL DAY at that site. 14 hours and 15 minutes (I kept track) playing with dirt and staring at the back of a dead guy's skull, which in the end, we couldn't take out. Wh...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:04:00 PST

archaeology

This is probably the best blog&EVAH!!So, to those of you who don't know yet, I'm taking an Archaeology class, for no credit whatsoever. Why?a. For entertainmentb. I have lost all control over my lifec...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

FDNY cap

OKay, so I had this dream--well, it was more of a NIGHTMARE--where I had lost my FDNY cap (I had left in in a classroom), but then I found it, and the next day, this stupid girl was claiming it was he...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:01:00 PST

How Koreans make rice cakes

This is a Korean myth, get ready to laugh:Do you know how rice cakes were invented? There were these two Koreans churning butter, and they were having a farting contest, see. You read correctly: a FAR...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST

Aerosmith concert

The concert was absolutely the best concert I will have ever gone to. It was kinda short, but they got the audience really pumped up! Mr. Tyler (frontman) was running all over the place, and he threw ...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST