My favourite hobbies are sleeping, eating, listening to music, attempting to play the guitar, making conversation about sleeping, food, and music; being sarcastic and cynical, listening to random mall-goers talk amongst themselves, peeing, talking about peeing, walking, learning, drawing, Photoshoping things, translating things, and writting.
A few of my favourite things on Earth: guitars, water, Advil, matresses, soft toilet paper, 0.7 lead pencils, Doberman Pinschers, being single, local bands, root beer, procrastination, hats, computers, hugs, fart jokes, psychology, strange hairstyles, kittens, parodies, tattoos, money, being a kid, Nintendo systems, off beat and unusual clothing styles, and American football.
A multimillionaire who needs to spend a large amount of money in very little time, Jackie Chan, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Mick Mars, Scott Weiland, Jack Black, Jim Carrey, Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, John Petrucci, Nikki Sixx, Jaret Reddick...and if Kurt Cobain and Syd Barrett were still among us, I'd like to meet them too.
Who I'd like to meet here in Myspace? Any one really...any local bands, anyone who has the same interests in music as I do, anyone who has any autographed Weird Al memorabilia and who is DYING to get rid of it, anyone who's in a relationship to make me feel better about my single life, anyone who won't mind if I steal your internal organs / women / men / valuable jewelry in your sleep and have you wake up in a tub full of ice with a thank you note ordering to call 911 if you want to live...nahhh, I wouldn't do that. I love people. I love them good.
My favourite genres are without a doubt Hard Rock, Hair Metal and early Heavy Metal.
I'm also very into Rock, Punk Rock, Classic Rock, Arena Rock, Glam Rock, Thrash Metal, Power Metal, Pop Rock, Pop Metal, Progressive Rock, Progressive Metal, Psychedelic Rock, Doo Wop, Polka, Blues, Jazz, Bluegrass--old and authentic Bluegrass, I mean--concrete music and experimental crap, some Rap and Hip Hop, and anything Weird Al does.
What genres can I not stand at all? Well, let's see...there's reggaetón... yep, that's pretty much it.
My favourite bands and artists are as follow: AC/DC, AEROSMITH, ALCHEMYSTERIA, ALICE COOPER, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, THE BEATLES, BECK, BILLY JOEL, BLACK SABBATH, BOWLING FOR SOUP, CHEAP TRICK, COMUNA DE SANTOS, THE CURE, THE DARKNESS, DAVID BOWIE, DEEP PURPLE, DEF LEPPARD, THE DOORS, DREAM THEATER, ELTON JOHN, EMINEM, GIRLHOUSE, GORILLAZ, GREEN DAY, GUNS N' ROSES, FASTER PUSSYCAT, FRANZ FERDINAND, IRON MAIDEN, JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS, LED ZEPPELIN, LITA FORD, LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT, MEAT LOAF, MOTLEY CRUE, NIRVANA, THE OFFSPRING, OZZY OSBOURNE, PANTERA, PEARL JAM, PINK FLOYD, RADIOHEAD, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, RED TIGER, SCOTT WEILAND, SIMON & GARFUNKEL, SKID ROW, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, SUBLIME, SYD BARRETT, TENACIOUS D, VAN HALEN, VELVET REVOLVER, "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC, THE WHITE STRIPES, and THE WHO.
School of Rock, KPax, Bruce Almighty, Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, The Accidental Spy, 300, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Illusionist, Pirates of the Carribean, V for Vendetta, Spider-Man, UHF, Rocky, Grease, Ghost, A Beautiful Mind, Pink Floyd's the Wall, Secret Window, The Blues Brothers, The Breakfast Club, Ordinary People, This is Spinal Tap, Wayne's World, Memento.
VH1 Classic, The Weird Al Show, anything having to do with hair metal, cartoons, a few sitcoms, and beer commercials. I really don't watch much TV, unless I'm starving and there is no one to feed me, then I take a look at the Food Network.
Mötley Crüe : The Dirt, Frankenstein, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Hobbit, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange, Perfume : Story of a Murderer, Brave New World, The Da Vinci Code, Catcher in the Rye, Flowers for Algernon, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Pigman. I think those are about all the books I've read without being told to in my lifetime.
Jaret Reddick, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Syd Barrett, Scott Weiland, Kurt Cobain, Jackie Chan, my cousin Rudy, anyone with patience, anyone who can resist the temptation to complain and instead listen to others do so, anyone whose sole reward is to make others happy.