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Oh, how rude!

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About Me

I'm a cute girl off the internet, wanna fuck?

My Interests

Random facts. People with growth disorders. Mannequins. Photography. Really badly written stories about vampires, that were written for teenage goths. Filmography. Being a seamstress. Pseudo french people. Dancing the body electric.

I'd like to meet:

Uncle monty.

Music:

Maximo Park, deathcab for cutie, punish the atom, placebo, the juliana theory, bleeding through, mortiis, atreyu, american nightmare, saetia, hotsnakes, meatloaf, the rodgers sisters, sparks, devo, the marcs, army of flying robots, cat power, 2 day rule, further than you think, three gun pete, adam and the ants, the smiths, the cure, morrisey, franz ferdinand, the scissor sisters, hopesfall, converge, agoraphobic nosebleed, the faint, the locust, queen adreena, daisy chainsaw, botch, bane, 18 visions, chikinki, the killers, the cribs, interpoll, the postal service, miss kittin, bjork, nine inch nails, the promise ring, further seems forever, mc lars, bikini kill, the paper chase, coheed and cambria, madonna, dusty springfeild, lenard cohen, black box recorder, lambchop, godspeed you! black emporer, sisters of mercy, bauhaus, radiohead, gomez, twisted sister, they might be giants, black rebel motorcycle club, the thermals, les georges leningrad, tori amos, tom waites, opeth, sugar cubes, i am kloot, the moldy peaches, dogs die in hot cars, idlewild, bright eyes, chicks on speed, angie reed, the dresden dolls, jandek, johnny cash, nick cave and the bad seeds, the birthday party, the marcs, mono, portishead, neu, piebald, saetia, snapcase, s club 7, sujan stevens wilco, yeah yeah yeahs, billie holiday, dirty three, sigur ros, hopes fall, avenged sevenfold, eighteen visions, nightwish, prince, patty wolf, really, honestly, I just like music.

Movies:

Withnail and I, Donnie darko, from hell, Finding never land, The Ring (original version), the labyrinth, the hand that rocks the cradle, spirited away, kung fu hustle, snatch, la haine, amelie, the apartment, cruel intentions, american beauty, dude, where's my car.

Television:

Neighbors, of course.

Books:

The ninth life of louis drax, Cloud atlas, the second sex, the story of O, fingersmiths, really badly illustrated yaoi manga for teenage lesbians, dress your family in corderouy and denim, the outsider, heaven knows I'm miserable now, and you shall know our velocity, girl iterrupted, scarlet and black, othello, the woven path, catch 22, candide et les autres, les fleurs du mal, paradise lost etc etc etc

Heroes:

Jeff Wood, of shat. Seriously, anyone who can sing "OHHHHH FUCK! I stepped in SHIT! Now my shoes are gonna smell" and "Green and yellow shit coming out of your vagina. WHAT. THE. FUCK IS THAT?! Gonnorrhea fountain (ugh!)" is a genius.

My Blog

Things you may or may not know about me, part 2.

Sometimes I fake orgasm just to see how outrageous I can be before someone notices.I drink those little probiotic drink things, and the fruit ones, and take vitamins becuase in my head, that counterac...
Posted by Oh, how rude! on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:39:00 PST

Things you may or may not know about me.

I have weird food allergies: Red food colouring used to make me think I could fly, which explains why I used to try and ride my tricycle down the stairs. I used to swear blind I could take off if I wa...
Posted by Oh, how rude! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST