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Christina

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About Me

My name is Natasia. I can breathe underwater for 20 minutes, survive on raw insects in the jungle for 7 weeks, and strip a kalashnikov in 13.74 seconds. My fairy cakes aint bad either.Watch me get even with my evil landlord at www.sheffieldsworstlandlord.co.uk

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My Interests

Knife throwing, preparing asparagus, buying knickers, covering myself in oil paint and throwing my naked, smeared body onto le canvas in a vague experiment in conveying the personal space I feel is invaded on a daily basis, Eastenders, tea, Kingdom Of Loathing, getting myself into embarrassing situations with strangers whilst drunk, flower arranging, doggy style, playing the guitar/bass/bassoon/glockenspiele/piano INCREDIBLY badly and at a high volume

I'd like to meet:

People who will entertain me. People who will look after me. Failing that, someone who knows a good nun joke.

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Music:

Muse, The Smiths, PJ Harvey, The Cure, old skool Manics, Iron Maiden, Coheed&Cambria, Deftones, Arcade Fire, HIM, Kaiser Chiefs, QOTSA, Radiohead, Bright Eyes, Brave Captain, Joy Division, generic indie and rock, and something really cool you've never heard of... it's french, you know.
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Movies:

The Crow, Pi, Mulholland Drive, Pride And Prejudice - ooh Mr Darcy - Shaun Of The Dead, Donnie Darko, Zoolander, Shrek

Books:

Like Being Killed - Ellen Miller

Heroes:

The Boy - for putting up with me

My Blog

Paul and Tina did Turkey: 2007

Hey there kids. I'm back at work now after recovering from my Turkey tummy thing, and back on form. So I think it's about time I got around to writing up a holiday blog! Hurrah! Paul and I decided to ...
Posted by Christina on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST

Househunting

Seeing as my landlord seemingly has vendetta against us, and I don't wish to take any more of his crap, I am looking for a place to move into this summer. But I don't want to share with strangers. And...
Posted by Christina on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST

Birthday cake RIP

Nick bought me a birthday cake yesterday, a really nice Thorntons cake covered with chocolate and some sweets on top. It looked sooo good. (Marie got one for her birthday, she actually got three but t...
Posted by Christina on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:00:00 PST

Floppy Mince Meat

...is apparently my elf name. Just so as you know, like.... http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/   ...
Posted by Christina on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

Comfort and joy

Nope, you can't hide it any more people. Face facts, Christmas is on the way! I have my little USB christmas tree lit up on my desk, and Upstairs Downstairs Dan and I were discussing positions for the...
Posted by Christina on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

Flicks

Went to the cinema last night, to see Snakes On A Plane. It was fucking brilliant!!!!!     That is all.
Posted by Christina on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

I don't like Mondays

Well. I didn't much enjoy last monday, to be exact. Paul and I went on a nice drive into the peaks as it was such a beautiful day, and I had the day off work. We rambled around for an hour or so, and ...
Posted by Christina on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:25:00 PST

Go to hell!

*nicked* Ya ya, so we're all going to hell, but WHICH BIT?Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv I'm banished to the seventh level :(For fighting...*kicks floor* Seventh Lev...
Posted by Christina on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:08:00 PST

Looking back, seeing clearly

Been approached by El Carlos and Doozer from back home, that was a blast from the past! Bloody hell... Makes me think. Mostly about festivals, my girls, booze and the Brush. Wow. In retrospect, m...
Posted by Christina on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:39:00 PST

Yowza

  I accidentally set fire to my favourite knickers saturday night. And yesterday i got red thai chilli in my left eye. BURN.
Posted by Christina on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:00:00 PST