RJ Applesauce [void where prohibited]

About Me

HAIL from Austin, TX but now I live in Hollywood. My blood smells like cologne. I LOVE just sitting around and listening to music with good friends and talking about nothing. scary movies rock. i drunk dial ALOT, so if your gunna be my friend, then expect it. if you dont like Pennywise below, you probably wont like me. you know whats really fun? drunk golfing.and smoking my hookah... "BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU THINK...BECAUSE THOSE THAT DONT MIND, MATTER... AND THOSE WHO MIND, DONT MATTER" [AIM] basketballheadRJHere is a funny poem my good friend Trebek wrote:"Strawberry walruses' sleep in the night as macaroni-cheeseburgers frigg-off in their own pic-nic delight. the hamsters of mayburry sing under the stars while the poor bottle-kids frolic in the trailer park.15 years from now, paris hilton will sell her unwanted indian babies into the slavery ring, only to circle the ring of historical events. as sad as it is we all understand that this is the way things must be, an understanding must be made. the future is not ours but what we make it. so even if the bald eagles of purple-kansas make their way home for springtime to mate with the sea otters of the 9th pacific, we will all know-as a community that everything is 'as is'. no more, no less. and with no smile on our faces. "..
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My Interests

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Music:

, Dark Lotus , Blaze Ya Dead Homie , ABK, THE Bad Plus, Pantera, Sepultura, Anal Cunt, Tom Waits, Ella Fitzgerald, Sara Vaughn, Cannibal Corpse, Hank Williams Sr.-Jr.-III, Crystal Method, Bob Log III, Depeche Mode, Danny Elfman, Down, Super Joint Ritual, Triple 6 Mafia, Psychopathic Rydaz, Apocalyptica, Bee Gees, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Busta Rymes, CCR, Chet Atkins, Chet Baker, DJ Screw, E-40, UGK, Eric Clapton, Faith No More, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, Frank Sinatra, George Thorogood, Gypsy Kings, Group X, Grave Diggaz, Ice Cube (old Shit), James Brown, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, KRS, Liszt, Chopin, Beethoven, Bach, Lord of Acid, Lou reed, Ludacris, Mack 10, Tech n9ne, Twista, Mastadon, Method Man, Redman, most 80's, NIN, Mystikal, Patsy Cline, Portishead, Tricky, Primus, Prince, Radiohead, Ramsey Lewis, Randy Newman(cuz hes stupid), Nico, Slayer, The Cure, Timbaland, Weezer, WEEN!!!!!!!!! , Ying Yang Twins ...shit i dont have time for this =) way to fuckin many

Movies:

, , theres alot more but i cant copy and paste movie posters all day =)

Television:

Mr. Show with Bob and David, Arrested Development, History Channel, dont know....more into movies

Books:

Cat in the Hat, Shel Silverstein

Heroes:

Dimebag Darrell, Violent J,Will Ferrel, Bruce Campbell, and some other people im sure. NOTE:
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I AM 83% PUNK ROCK! I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com EvErYThInG

I AM 80% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. T
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My Blog

Origin of Applesauce

it was a morning before a class at the Conservatory. my friend Mark [ a prevelant pothead] thought it would be a good idea to smoke before our class. being the young idiot i was i said yes, and we smo...
Posted by RJ Applesauce [void where prohibited] on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

this made me feel better too =)

think about this... You may not realize it, but it's true. 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. ...
Posted by RJ Applesauce [void where prohibited] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST