What can I say? I'm first and foremost a dork, in that kitsch, velvet-Elvis sort of way. One might say I'm Judy Jetson, champion of the kegstand, but we cant stop there...If you were to offer me a choice between a tunafish samich and sushi, I would most certainly take the tunafish. Though I am no longer the quintessential "punkrock girl," I still dig a distortion-drenched guitar with whiney white-boy vocals. One might accuse me, on occasion, of being a low-talker, but I can't help my cute lil voice. If you can't hear me get a hearing aid, gramps. I read more than any chick you know, but I'm hot. Alas, if only you could meet me at the bar and not on MySpace. Intellectuals may disagree, but my mystery/suspense novels are rad! Don't get me wrong, I get down with classics too (Dostoevsky is my fav). I downright dig a danceclub, and if you see the girl with the booty jeans doin' the cutest lil moves ya'll ever did see, that's me.If you are selling something, including your own diseased ass, don't send me a friend request, and if you're a band, take a gander at what I like, if it doesn't fit, I probably wont like it so again, don't send me a friend request.
P.S. Please feed and pet the Llama. Steve is always hungry and needing some love.
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