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JoyJoy Joyous

PORN!!!

About Me

I don't "work", I "gig"....and I have a freckle on every part of my body - but don't even think of asking to see them...I also hate my elevator.(While the elevator in my apartment building quickly became my friend from the moment I moved in and discovered the joy of not having to lug my hundreds of boxes of baseball cards up the stairs, (by pulling its wee red STOP button and carefully placing all my darling belongings in it’s warm orifice), alas, we have now become opponents. Though handy for those days when I snub the enormous exercise of walking up the two flights of stairs...on Sunday my beloved elevator gave up on its civic duty, stopped halfway, and cruelly trapped me in it’s merciless clutches for FOUR hours. Leaving me to fend for myself with my recent grocery store purchase of only a carton of eggs and a bottle of vodka. By the time the elevator company pried the doors open, I was passed out on the floor, surrounded by an empty bottle of Smirnoff, egg shells and yolks (I ate the whites), and my dinner date was left with the impression that I’m a liar. (I had begged the lady on the elevator emergency phone to call and tell him not to come over, as I was trapped in an elevator…and in his defense, I wouldn’t have believed that story either).Thanks elevator, for ruining my attempted sobriety (the vodka was for my date) and rare opportunity for sex.

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My Interests

architectural photography, giggling with Steve D, sweatin' T.T. at the poker table, golfing horribly, trying to make Bill Simmons my best friend, playing soccer on Sundays in Santa Monica, kissing my nieces Kaleigh and Kenna, margaritas, smiling at strangers, SanFran Giants games in July, RAAAaaaiders, traveling, going to prom with Jeff Madsen.

I'd like to meet:

The Joy Miller that doesn't lose at Fantasy Football...

Music:

I have ecclectic taste...that's why God invented the iPod Playlist.

Movies:

"There is no certainty, only opportunity"

Television:

My homegirl Jamie

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Books:

"Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end"

Heroes:

Those who provide me with a blanket of freedom everyday....

My Blog

Wise Hand Poker

Featuring my Charity of the Week and Gary Wise’s radio show guests of the week... http://www.wisehandpoker.com/blog/...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:47:00 PST

New Blog

The Great and Powerful Gary Wise set me up with a blog on his website. Go to www.wisehandpoker.com to read my Top Ten lists each week - and maybe some other info. Hollaaaa...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:20:00 PST

Forums

Gary Wise was  wonderful enough to let me do a Guest Column on his website about how I think poker forums are out of control... http://www.wisehandpoker.com/articles/index.php?article=Why- Fo...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:02:00 PST

Weekend

Observations from this past (amazingly fun) weekend * Newport Beach is a really far drive from LA. I mean REALLY far. * The Commerce Casino smells like a high school cafeteria. It also offers $1.50 Mi...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:32:00 PST

One time I went to Vegas

SO, TWO weekends ago&.worked for Howard Stern TV on HD on Demand. Crew was great, Quay and I had fun running around  between John Wayne Bobbit and Joey Buttafuco  interviews we had a lot of laug...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:00:00 PST

Off to AVN/Vegas

Off to AVN to work for Howard Stern's tv production for a few days. Excited to work with Quay and see some friends...Fuller-I'm lookin' at you! Weird that I was working for AVN last year, but so much...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:27:00 PST

Top Ten for 2007

If I didn't send you a holiday card (and most likely didn't because I'm bad like that), this is my Top Ten for 2007 that was included in it. Joy Miller's Top Ten List for 2007   10. Surviving wo...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:16:00 PST

10 Things

Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names & why you chos...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:38:00 PST

Catrina Week!

So this week, Catrina Davies has brought her gorgeous self to visit from Milan Italy for LA Fashion Week and to DJ the Ed Hardy Lingerie Show. It's been fun hanging out with her sophisticated self! &...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:50:00 PST

London

A couple fun things we've done so far - Had about 40 different people approach Chris "Jesus" Ferguson to shake his hand while walking through Leicester Square..and half were Americans - Learned I LOVE...
Posted by JoyJoy Joyous on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST