the douching of america, one nice guy at a time... |
Ladies I am sending out an official warning. All of us are in serious trouble. A man, no maybe a God has cracked our code. He has studied and learned all of our secrets and now we are all him and his...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:02:00 GMT |
Thank you |
My mother taught me to always send thank you notes. Even for the smallest things. "It's a nice gesture and everyone, I don't care who they are, appreciates them." I think she's right and this ele...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:21:00 GMT |
Dear LA...you dick. (A strongly worded letter of complaint.) |
Dear LA,
I have kept my mouth shut for a while now because the past 3 years I have had some really good fun and met alot of amazing people. But as of late my issues with you have been too many to igno...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:24:00 GMT |
Why not me Common? |
I've always been a fan but recently I've uncovered a deep and true love for rapper/actor/dreamboat, Common. I discovered this fact while watching TRL yesterday. And before you...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 22:16:00 GMT |
I ask myself why... |
Why do I care so much about Sanjaya making American Idol his bitch?
Why do asshole designers describe clothes as 'whimsicle'?
Why do I boycot Heroes just because everyone else loves it?
Why do I never...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:57:00 GMT |
Can someone call Paris and I a cab? |
A few months back I was leaving work. And by work I mean grinding bails of hay while wearing tiny jean shorts, cowboy boots, and a piece of cloth that m...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:19:00 GMT |
THIS IS LACEY ASSHOLES! |
Someone has stolen my identity.I understand. If given the chance I would probably do the same, because I rule.But when and if I did steal that uber-cool identity I would use it for something awesome l...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:02:00 GMT |
Friendly Skies |
(Please forgive any punctuation or spelling errors, I am working on 18 minutes of sleep.)
Over the weekend I traveled home to the land of corn and cows, Nebraska. I usually enjoy my short trips home, ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 00:47:00 GMT |
We are the Knights of Southeast |
Police cite two students for having sex in schoolBy LORI PILGER / Lincoln Journal Star
Police cited two Lincoln Southeast High School students with public indecency for allegedly having sex in a...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:11:00 GMT |
mo' money |
I am broke. I need another job.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 21:03:00 GMT |
