H's Ass profile picture

H's Ass

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm an ass!

My Interests

Sitting on a barstool, shaking, shimmying, sitting on a motorcycle, sitting in a chair whilst H readsH enjoys: Reading, politics, scotch, knitting, crochet, sewing and art

I'd like to meet:

Ewan McGregor's Ass, Gina Gershon's Ass, Jon Stewart's AssH would like to meet: The people attached to those asses as well as Douglas Adams (RIP), Eddie Izzard, T. Harry Williams and Ellen R. Malcom

Music:

Rumpshaker, Baby Got Back, Dunkee ButtH likes: James McMurtry, Neko Case, New Pornographers, Bach, David Gray, Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers, Drive By Truckers, The Beatles, Elvis Costello (THE ONE TRUE ELVIS), Peter Gabriel, Showtunes, Bob Wills, George Clinton, Clifton Chenier, Peggy Lee, Tegan and Sara, Bitch and Animal, Ice-T, Hank Williams, They Might Be Giants, XTC, Serge Gainsbourg and whatever else resides on the pod. Oh and her new favorite- Boys Named Sue

Movies:

Any movie with Ewan McGregor's assH prefers: Dr. Strangelove, Casablanca, PCU, The Jerk, Velvet Goldmine, The Big Easy, Tank Girl, Bringing Up Baby, Destry Rides Again, and the Baz Luhrmann trilogy

Television:

Nip/Tuck, NYPD Blue, Footballer's WivesH likes: Buffy, Angel, Profit, Wonderfalls, Firefly, Veronica Mars, House, Dr. Who

Books:

I can't read. H, the reader, likes: Tom Robbins, Shakespeare, Douglas Adams, Baudelaire, Dorothy Parker, Margaret Atwood, Susie Bright, Erica Jong, The Eight, Kit Marlowe, James Joyce, Umberto Eco, Donna Tart, A.S. Byatt, P.G. Woodhouse, Alan Moore, Neil Gamain, Warren Ellis, Keats, Shelly, Byron, Thomas Hardy, Louisiana Power and Light, Will Clarke

My Blog

Midweek Music Returns: New Year Edition

The holidays were far too busy and catching up at work was far too hard for me to get to this until today. However, midweek music returns!Not to get all navel gazy, but reflecting on the last year, 2...
Posted by H's Ass on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST

Midweek Music: Christmas edition (Happy Birthday Seth!!!!)

Here's the time of year when I get uncharictaristicly sappy. I love Christmas. I love the family stuff, the decorations, presents, the thought that just for one day everybody can be nice to each oth...
Posted by H's Ass on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:46:00 PST

Midweek Music: Droppin’ Some X edition

I've been really busy, and work has been without internets, but I couldn't leave y'all hanging on midweek music day.I give all the credit to Geri, as this was her idea.XTC is one of my favorite bands....
Posted by H's Ass on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:28:00 PST

Midweek Music: Quirk Edition

My music taste is all over the place, but some of my favorite songs are poppy and quirky. Music that kinda makes you bounce in your chair or makes other people look at you as if you were Looney McCra...
Posted by H's Ass on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:47:00 PST

Midweek Music: Busy edition

Work is extremely busy for me in the next few weeks (getting everything set up so I can go on vacation). I needed something easy to search for for this week's midweek music. Here's how it went in my...
Posted by H's Ass on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:12:00 PST

Midweek Music:Halloweenie edition

Halloween falls on midweek music day today, so we celebrate with creepy videos and songs about spooks.Dead Man's Party-Oingo Boingo Sweet Transvestite-Tim Curry Ghostbusters-Ray Park...
Posted by H's Ass on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

Life Soundtrack.

Aimee showed me this, and now I share it with you.1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.).2. Put it on shuffle and press play.3. For every question, type the song that's ...
Posted by H's Ass on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:01:00 PST

Midweek Music: Elvis Lives! edition

No, not he of peanut butter and banana sandwiches. The ONE TRUE ELVIS! Elvis Costello.A genius songwriter, whether he's being snarky and cynical or raw and heartbreaking. His music is smart, rich and...
Posted by H's Ass on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:24:00 PST

Midweek Music: Muppet Edition

Remember when we talked about going back to a simpler time? That's kinda what this is about. Sesame Street, The Muppet Show, we all grew up on 'em we all loved 'em- even if Elmo has kinda sullied th...
Posted by H's Ass on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST

Something you should do

Last night I was parked on a stool at The Cavern watching DJ Zoo. He's a video DJ with the best playlist in town. If you've never seen him or haven't seen him in a while, I strongly suggest you go. ...
Posted by H's Ass on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:48:00 PST