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WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III)

Love is Hot! (Love is Hot!) Truth is MOLTEN! - GOO GOO BARABAJAGAL... Was My Name Now!

About Me

"What would folks say?
'Do you see yonder tall fellow in the round slop-
he has kill'd the devil.'
So I should be called Kill-Devil all the parish over."
- Christopher Marlowe
The Tragical History of Doctor FaustusI am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar. I embody the Enigma force.... I can't even figure myself out!My day job isn't important, but by night I am the World's Greatest Critic (WorldsGreatestCritic.com).I'm liberal, religious, a family man, and a fan of Rock and Roll, Shakespeare, Punk Rock, Zombie films (especiallythe bad ones), and Beer!

BEFORE YOU ASK TO ADD ME:

If you're going to attempt to use my profile to line your pockets with some "Comment" that's actually a TELEMARKETING AD for some BULLSHIT SPAM CRAP, then you deserve to die. Save yourself the trouble and don't fucking ask to "friend" me... instead, go light yourself on fire you piece of piss whore cockslob Waste of (my)SPACE.
DIE... DIE... DIE!
Your "request" will be reported as spam, you will be immediately deleted, and I will pay the local coven to add you to their "TO BE SACRIFICED:" list.
Fuck you very much!
-JCM3Inexplicably Narcissistic
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My Interests

http://www.WorldsGreatestCritic.com http://www.ZombieFlicks.com

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Moses. Oh... you meant HERE?
Okay...
Margit Evelyn Newton!!! Independent Film Makers. Independent musicians. Artists. Astronauts. The Crypt Keeper. Yoda. Zombies. Lesbians. Vampires. Lesbian Vampires. Robot B-9. Liberals. Christians. Christian Liberals. Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Atheists, Agnostics, anyone I'm forgetting. Anyone with integrity and an open mind, preferably with a knowledge of English Lit and Classic Rock! No Racists, No Anti Semites, No Homophobes, No Film Critics!

Music:

Donovan (Leitch), The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, Syd Barrett, Nick Mason, David Gilmour, Rick Wright, The Who, Frank Black and the Catholics, Frank Black, Pixies, POE (Annie Danielewski), Led Zeppelin, Pist-On, Ramones, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Smiths, Sisters of Mercy, Tommy James and the Shondells, The Zombies, The Animals, Cream, Kiss, The Temptations, The Four Tops, The Spinners, ABBA, 311, SEAL, Van Halen, Shakira, Modest Mouse, Queens of the Stone Age, Slipknot, The Smiths, The Cure, Urge Overkill, Nash Kato, Anthrax, Siouxie and the Banshees, The Apex Theory, the Breeders, Bad Brains, David Bowie, David Lee Roth, Bad Religion, The Mighty Revelators, Depeche Mode, Peter Frampton, Kyuss, Goblin, Iron Maiden, Graham Parker, The Kinks, Lenny Kravitz, Terrence Trent D'Arby, Sade, Sunflower Sutra...More at the website...

Movies:

Any Shakespeare adaptation of Quality, Any Zombie film of absolutely no Quality (Especially if it stars Margi Newton)...Hell, why am I even writing this, check out http://www.WorldsGreatestCritic.com , which says it better than this ever would...

Television:

Lost, Desperate Housewives, KOLCHAK, Twin Peaks, Dark Angel, Night Stalker, Star Trek (Even the bad ones), Firefly, Simpsons, Farscape, Alias, 24, South Park, Buffy, Angel, the X-Files, The 4400, LEXX, that one HBO show about the strippers, Stargate SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Lost In Space... again, more at the website...

Books:

The Bible, Foundation, Watership Down, Rosemary's Baby... all sorts of crap over at realtimecritic.com

Heroes:

Margi Newton, William Shakespeare, Superman, Frank Black, Ray and Dave Davies, That Guy who was in that Movie that time, Joss Whedon, myself...

My Blog

Massacre in Dinosaur Valley... where the DOG DAYS OF SUMMER go to play!

Hey, remember the 2006 Summer of Horror? Remember how in the last few days a BLITZ of Horror Flicks rushed into the site? Well considering the flood of Bad Movies you'll be seeing over the next couple...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

Star Crystal lights up THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER!

The 2007 Dog Days of Summer have been dominated by Bad Horror movies. But what about the Bad SCI-FI movies? Well, okay, let's compromise, how about a Sci-Fi/Horror Hybrid that robs from the best? Okay...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:45:00 PST

YOR, the Hunter from the Future HUNTS DOWN the DOG DAYS of Summer!

The 2007 Dog Days of Summer are winding down over the next few weeks... so what on EARTH could I possibly do to make sure I've covered all the bases? Well, seeing as how Plan 9 was from OUTER SPACE, I...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:11:00 PST

Resident Evil: Extinction Exterminates THE DOG DAYS of SUMMER!

Oh, what a surprise that Kneumsi would go see Resident Evil: Extinction opening weekend! What a surprise that he's just gotten to review it now. What a surprise that it made The 2007 Dog Days of Summe...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:54:00 PST

Shoot ’Em Up... if ya know what’s good for ya!

And now, a movie considered by many to be a contender for The 2007 Dog Days of Summer list... Shoot 'Em Up! This movie rules and those who would argue otherwise... darn ya! (09/23/07)...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:34:00 PST

Sodoma’s Ghost HAUNTS the Dog Days of Summer!

How could The 2007 Dog Days of Summer be anywhere close to complete without at least one Lucio Fulci flick? No way, man! Uncle Lucio's deep dive into the Nazispoitation Genre is more haunted house fli...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST

An Egotistical Explanation to the Long Time Readers... Plus, that popular SURVEY!

And now, a very special message to the readers who have stood by me from the times I was Big Fat J.C. to now, when I'm Action Figure J.C., with Swivle Arm Battle Grip. I need to get some new batteries...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:34:00 PST

Dragon Wars Drag Down the DOG DAYS of Summer

Do Hollywood Summer Movies and The 2007 Dog Days of Summer necessarily have to be mutually exclusive? Well, we proved that wasn't the case last week, and this week we've got even further and more frig...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

Halloween plays a treat-free trick on the dog days of summer.

And they're back, The 2007 Dog Days of Summer continue now with Halloween (the remake). We all knew that it was only a matter of time before Mikey came back, but I'm not sure any of us expected him to...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST

The Bourne Ultimatum... Luckily not StillBourne...

Okay, taking a break from the Dog Days now for just a brief dip into the Hollywood Summer... with The Bourne Ultimatum. Those of you who don't want to watch The Bourne Ultimatum can read the brief mov...
Posted by WorldsGreatestCritic.com ... ... (J.C. Maçek III) on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST