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RiFF

There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel!

About Me

Nothing I write here will do. If you don't know me yet, you probably never will.

My Interests

Motorcycles, Computers, Monsters/Horror, Knott's Scary Farm (Halloween Haunt), Marketing, Gadgets...

I'd like to meet:

Not a people person... But I'd love to meet someone with a Time Machine, a Million Dollars, or the ability to selectively erase my memory.

Music:

Hardcore Industrial (I love old Industrial - If they played it at Kontrol Faktory, I probably have it on CD), anything by Strong Bad... Metal, Guns N' Roses rock...

Books:

Anything by Michael Crichton, Howard Stern, and If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

Evil is a Construct (by Kevin Smith)

This is a monologue cut from Dogma, which I found to be particularly insightful... "Human, have you ever been to hell?  I think not.  Did you know that once hell was nothing more than the ab...
Posted by RiFF on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:23:00 PST

Almost here...

Well friends, freaks, goblins and ghouls,The hours are ticking down, and soon enough we'll be emerging from graves, bursting from crypts, and wreaking havoc on countless victims in the still of the ni...
Posted by RiFF on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST

Dont Damn Me!

Don't damn meWhen I speak a piece of my mind'Cause silence isn't goldenWhen I'm holding it inside'Cause I've been where I have beenAn I've seen what I have seenI put the pen to the paper'Cause it's al...
Posted by RiFF on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:40:00 PST

Contact Lenses / Haunt Eyes...

Fellow citizens of Calico, and the Farm in general: The time has come again for me to set up another deal for Special Effects Contact Lenses.   In the past, we've just gotten a $50 off coupo...
Posted by RiFF on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 12:56:00 PST

Grammar Lesson...

Got this one from a bulletin, and appreciated it so much I thought it deserved a place here.  Enjoy, and perhaps learn.-- lose - the opposite of win, to misplace something, ONE FUCKING O loose -...
Posted by RiFF on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:02:00 PST

Daylight Savings Time... OR.... Damn Government.

Well, I'm not the blogging type, so I'll just jump into this real quick since this is ticking me off.... Apparently, some idiots in the House of Representatives have decided that the time has come to ...
Posted by RiFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST