Bing Crosby

Hello I'm Bing Crosby one of the best singers of the first half of the 20th centry. At a young age I started my career and I was always at the top. I was the first person ever to have a platnium record and that was during the Great Depression, when people were so poor they'd say "damn were poor." Those youngsters born in the late 1940's might say "oh my favorit singer was that hack Frank Sanatra or that drugy Elvis Presly" but I was the best, not only was I an acomplished singer but an actor as well and a damn good one. I stared in only about 70 movies. The Road trip movies were popular and let's not forget Holiday inn. What was the snog fetured in that movie? Oh yeah alittle tune I like to call WHITE CHRISTMAS, number one for forty years untill that homo clamed to make a better one. So anyway hell yeah I'm the best person to ever live, me and my sexy pal Pete the pipe. As for my death in the 1970's it was poblisity stunt, play White Christmas backwords and you'll understand.