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Obiwan-Shinobi the dreaded jedi ninja

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About Me



Lesbians are hot!

Recently awoken from my endless slumber..... I have been called from the great beyond to render selfish souls from skin.... To bathe in blood and feast on unheard screams....To wander alone... in zenful solitude... and maybe bang some asian chicks....
See Headline... recently un-washed up "rock-out-with-your-cock-out" type.In the immortal words of Danny Glover,"I'm gettin' too old for this shit." If only Iron Maiden needed a fat guy.Me, hookers, both guns blazin-- priceless...Just like Mr. T always said,"I pity the foo' who plays me at poo'" gimme some sugar baby! Todd --

[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult, And probably the coolest, sexiest, most unbelievably awesome person you may ever come into contact with... but who's counting?

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

First off let me say.. I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! rockin out,being awesome and bringing sexy back. Did i mention being FUCKIN AWESOME? oh good. Here are some possible Thirst for Blood album covers; Please feel free to comment on yer favorite. Market research at its cheapest... awesome.

I'd like to meet:

Now that's my type of woman.... backseat... thigh-highs... Jack Daniels... and cigarette's.. if she had doughnuts, she would be perfect! Vince Lombardi, without you there would be no football! The Toss Sweep, when properly executed, is indefensable!!! Non- lame, Non- Vegan, Non- Fuckin' Hippie Anarchist take over the world and try to do some "good" for the fuckin' poor "Dying" Planet Bullshitists... And maybe some record exec's, but, whose countin'.... But seriously,lets see... Frank Sinatra(I'd have some people rubbed out), The King of course, Lemmy Kilminster(He'd be my bassist), General George Patton(I'd stomp him at a game of risk), Einstien(I'd trim his eyebrows JEES!), Bach, Beethoven, Jennifer Tilly(clears throat), Doyle Brunson, BRETT FAVRE!!(for obvious reasons), Larry Bird, Michael Jordan(We'd go gambling), Robert DeNiro(daddy?), Jack Black(so i can tell him he ripped off my sexy moves)and a host of others so i could rule them in their respective fields. But most of all... a black haired girl to grow grey with... take the occasional Champagne bath with... and maybe party with sexy nuns too... (Must find bandanas hot.) Ooooooh yeah... And THIS broad!!!! I love bewbs... So apparently, according to my atheist friend, these guys will "eventually" write Shakespeare... Let's follow their progress, shall we?

Music:

Well... if you must know... My Shit!!! 'cause it's awesome!If I've told her once I've told her a thousand times...AC/DC,Motorhead,Megadeth,Metallica(in that order),Maiden(duh),Ozzy,G"N"R,NOFX,Pennywise,Strung Out,Lagwagon(w/Dewey),Clusterfuck(copyright01),Lamb "O" God,Stray Cats, Avenged Sevenfold,Bad Religion,Atreyu,Misfits,138(copyright01),brian setzer,Thirst for Blood... lol (copyright like,... 5 minutes ago) Van Halen(NOT VAN HAGGAR!), Motley Crue, Frank Sinatra,Dean Martin,Faith no More,Cannibal Corpse,Deicide,Dragonforce,Yngwie Malmsteeen,Pantera, Johnny "Fuckin" Cash, Merle Haggard, Slayer,Guttermouth,Pulley,"Old" MxPx-circa Pokinathca

Movies:

Honestly... hottest heroin ever...First off let me state.."1984 was the greatest year in movies." well lets see... no way to put these in order of importance so lets just ramble... all the Star Wars,Rocky,Rambo,Missing in Action,Terminator,Ghostbusters,Back to the Future,Indiana Jones,Friday the Thirteenth,Evil Dead,Pumpkinhead,Hellraiser,Zombie,Jet Li(and the like),Lord of the Rings(yea i know,)Childs Play,and Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies... and movies such as Taxi Driver,Red Dawn,Clue, Collateral Damage,Commando]..,Predator,Over the Top,Mad Max, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a pretty good description of my life from about 1992 to 2001 except it was in Jacksonville, and I was in California for a couple months... Short Circuit, all the Fletches,Top Gun,every mob movie ever made.. Goodfellas and Godfather being the best of course.. but you know what i mean...stuff like, Casino, A Bronx Tale, Heat, and i'm sure i forgot a bunch .. like Princess Bride,Heavy Metal Parking lot,Decline of Western Civilzation part II Pretty much any movie based on one dude killin lotsa other dudes with an M60 is awesome in my book....

Television:

Motherfuckin FOOTBALL!!! Green Bay Packers vs. Anybody especially the Bears!! Florida State(when they're good) The New York Yankees-who says money cant buy happiness! The Chicago Blackhawks, and Notre Fuckin Dame!! Rah RAh Catholicism at its finest. Touchdown Jesus!!! I used to love T.V. but other than Comedy Central, Ghosthunters on sci-fi, and your obvious Simpsons,Family guy,and Futurama; there hasnt been anything really good in a while- Except the Office, that show rocks!!! Shows I used to like are: ..A-team, G.I.Joe, Perry Mason (the original Law and Order) You can't do that on television, Dukes of Hazzard, and I got roped into Star Trek the next generation... yea yea I know Lets not forget the cartoons that shaped me... Smurfs.. The Snorks.. The Monchichi's, The Shirt tales... Heathcliff, Inspector Gadget, Duck Tales, Tale Spin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... I'm still in love with April O'neil... Darkwing Duck, Voltron, Thundercats... Lets not omit The "How not to" series by Goofy... Tom and Jerry... The old Transformers...

Books:

whats a book? u mean they do that??? weird... I guess I'll go with the Bible... Especially the last book... Lots of Tattoo inspiration I like Where the Red Fern Grows... Thats why i got a coon hound ,her names Betty.Do comic books count.. (god i need to grow up.) (And stop talking to myself...)

Heroes:

Above all else(but jesus, of course.)YOUR'S TRULY!! Why, you say... well because..
Even the King gets the blues...Ohh the Glory Days... It's time to create a Robo-Reagan Could Brett Favre be any awesomer!You tell em Dubya!! The God of Redneck Metal Punk.... You tawkinamee????!! Cause I'm the only one here?! Motorhead rules yer mom! Most awesome short dude ever!! The J-man... Son "o" God... making wine outta water.... healin lepers left and right... castin out demons and whatnot... The original Rockstar.. Vader.... such a ladies man... Push out that terd Brian!Named my daughter after this guy...

My Blog

Some people kill me....

Before you read this.... scroll to the bottom... because I got a friend request from an ultra libreral rhetoric page.... Speaking on how our government is commiting atrocities and all that nonsense ji...
Posted by Obiwan-Shinobi the dreaded jedi ninja on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

Over the Top!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxzwNz_z-a0 You can't break me MotherFuckers!!!!!!! Cause I'm Over The Top!!!!!!!
Posted by Obiwan-Shinobi the dreaded jedi ninja on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

Boooocifer!!!!

What the FUCK!.... Could it be true that, not only did Florida State get shafted from the NCAA tourney...., but also, The Florida Gay-fers and The Blowhio State Browneyes might meet, if fate would hav...
Posted by Obiwan-Shinobi the dreaded jedi ninja on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST