Jazz Juice

About Me

JAZZ JUICE is the spontaneous ramblings of Lord Freddie Valentine backed by the disturbing soundscapes created by Sir Henry Crud. These stories and philosophy are created without any other stimulation other than the rapidly decaying society in which we exist. We hope you find some deep and profound meanings in these recordings.We haven't.....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/1/2006
Band Members: Lord Freddie Valentine: Magnetised neurotransmittersSir Henry Crud: Makes lots of soundsAnyone who has laughed at a bearded person can consider themselves a member of Jazz Juice, in fact many midgets have expressed a desire to have the juice squeezed from the heads for exiting musical adventures.
Influences: Lorraine Kelly, Ken Nordine, Peter Wyngarde
Sounds Like: Chimpanzees on steroids playing Buckaroo with Chesney Hawkes
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Ladies and gentlemen, It can be yours AT LAST. Yes, acclaimed by those who hear nothing, it's the appealing, extraordinary, revolutionary breakthrough in popular recorded sound that is JAZZ JUICE. Fun...
Posted by Jazz Juice on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST

A chinese leprechaun

In celebration of 100 years of wax models, Terry Wogan was presented with a vase made by Joey Deacon and decorated by the Mayor of Gloucester. Free packets of Lambert & Butler were given to the ch...
Posted by Jazz Juice on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST

Welcome to Jazz Juice

Hello, You may have stumbled onto this page and wondered what it's all about. Well, Jazz Juice is an experimental project, designed to fill the time of sound wizard, Henry Crud and eccentric pl...
Posted by Jazz Juice on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST