Sarge - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Oh, I don't know. I'm a cat. What else can I say? I grew up on an army base in Kentucky. Some girl took me in. She took me to Worcester to visit her sister and I liked it so much that when it came time to leave, I jumped ship and have lived here ever since. I spend most of my time hanging with my buddy the Piggy (aka Chief Lee). He's a little bit of a baby. I think it's because he's orange, but ya know, not everyone's perfect. I like to stare at myself in windows, mirrors basically anything reflective. I wont tell you if it's because I love looking at my beautiful girth or if it's because I've finally snapped and think that I'm looking at another cat. It's none of your business really.

My Interests

Chasing bugs, eating bugs, avoiding people, going nuts, eating tuna, meowing without making a sound, opening doors that go nowhere and I know they go nowhere, impersonating a whale, jammie wrestling, getting fluffy, waiting paitently for strangers to leave so I can come out, taking up bed space and oh, I dont know, stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins. I'd kick that cats butt. Generally I hate all people. If you catch me staring at you from a distance, yup, that's me being "sociable". Enjoy it.

Music:

I run and hide. But sing me the Sargie Pargie song and I'm all mush.

Movies:

When youre sitting still long enough to watch them I'm right there. PET ME!!!

Television:

Not personally.

Books:

Yes....I like to lay on them when youre trying to read them.

Heroes:

The boy. He gives me awesome stuff in cans. The girl just cleans stuff.....