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About Me


His name is Jason, and he's super fantastical.
He has a WISHLIST on Amazon.com, and would love you long time if you bought him something from it.
He likes sushi & he likes coffee, but not at the same time.
He enjoys the beer, but he does not enjoy the hangover.
He enjoys arm wrestling with people who can't beat him.
He has a big head but is painfully aware that there is no correlation between head size and intelligence.
He concurs with Murtaugh when he says, "I'm too old for this shit."
He takes his coffee black...because he's a man.
He stretches himself beyond his means more times than he cares to admit.
He lives for music, but once in a while he'll settle for a good movie.
His primary language is sarcasm.
He enjoys smoking Djarum black cloves, especially with a pint of Guinness.
He wants to learn how to play the guitar someday (and is always accepting of free lessons).
He can be found in a pair of white Chuck's and an all black Sox cap more often than not.
He drinks more water than anyone else he knows.
He loves watching it snow, but he hates shoveling it afterwards.
He never ever takes himself too seriously.
He like fishes 'cause they're so delicious.
He feels that sleep is the most underrated thing in the world.
He doesn't "get" the Arcade Fire, and he's not afraid to admit it.
He truely believes in his heart that if beer pong were a sport, he would be an Olympic athlete.
He could be called a music snob, and he's not ashamed of that.
He likes to read, but rarely finds the time to do so.
He likes poker, and fancies himself to be quite average.
He currently has one unfulfilled goal in his life; to recieve an invitation to the Playboy Mansion.
He likes to laugh more than anything else.
He doesn't know what makes Ray Romano so popular, but he knows enough to fear him.
He enough hoodies to wear a different one every day for 3 weeks.
He has intermediate Spanish speaking skills.
He's a Hulkamaniac

My Interests

---Music
---Movies
---Beer (Specifically, good beer)
---The Sox/Pats

I'd like to meet:

Any of these dudes:

Music:

-Alice In Chains
-Arctic Monkeys
-Atmosphere

-Ben Folds (Five)
-Black Keys
-Brother Ali

-Cake
-Clipse
-Creedence Clearwater Revival

-Death From Above 1979
-Del the Funky Homosapien
-Dropkick Murphys

-Elliott Smith
-Eminem
-Everlast

-Flogging Molly
-Foo Fighters
-Fugazi

-G. Love & the Special Sauce
-Gang Starr
-Guns N Roses

-Harvey Danger
-Helmet
-Hold Steady

-Iggy Pop
-Incubus
-Iron Maiden

-Jedi Mind Tricks
-Johnny Cash
-Jurassic 5

-Kanye West
-Kings Of Leon
-Klashnekoff

-Led Zeppelin
-Little Brother
-Lynyrd Skynyrd

-Masta Ace
-MF Doom
-Modest Mouse

-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Nina Simone
-Notorious B.I.G.

-O.A.R.
-Organized Konfusion (Pharoahe Monch)
-Outkast

-Pantera
-Pixies
-Portishead

-Queens Of the Stone Age
-Radiohead
-Rage Against the Machine

-Ramones
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-Roots

-Sage Francis
-Soul Coughing (Mike Doughty)
-Sublime

-Tenacious D
-Thievery Corporation
-Tool

-Weezer
-White Stripes
-Wu-Tang Clan

-Zero 7

Movies:

-A Christmas Story
-Amelie
-American Beauty
-Big Lebowski
-Blazing Saddles
-Boondock Saints
-Caddyshack
-City Of God
-Clerks
-Dazed and Confused
-Departed
-Dr. Strangelove
-Edward Scissorhands
-Enter the Dragon
-Exorcist
-Fargo
-Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
-Full Metal Jacket
-Godfather
-Good, the Bad & the Ugly
-Good Will Hunting
-Happy Gilmore
-Heat
-Hero (Jet Li)
-Incredibles
-I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
-Intolerable Cruelty
-Jackie Brown
-Jerk
-Jaws
-Kill Bill
-King Of New York
-Knocked Up
-Leon (the Professional)
-Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
-Lost Boys
-Major League
-Memento
-Monty Python & the Holy Grail
-Napoleon Dynamite
-Natural Born Killers
-No Country For Old Men
-Office Space
-Oldboy
-Outsiders
-Patton
-Private Parts
-Pulp Fiction
-Requiem For A Dream
-Resevoir Dogs
-Rushmore
-Saving Private Ryan
-Shaun Of the Dead
-Sin City
-Terminator 2
-Trainspotting
-True Romance
-Unbreakable
-Unforgiven
-Usual Suspects
-Vacation
-Versus
-Very Bad Things
-Waiting
-Warriors
-Waterboy

Television:

Kill Your TV.

Books:

Comic books.

Heroes:

I got a few.

My Blog

One of these folks is going to be the next leader of the free world?

That's rad....
Posted by Jay® on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:30:00 PST

Comedies...

Name a comedy funnier than any of these:-Caddyshack-Blazing Saddles-The Jerk...bet you can't do it....
Posted by Jay® on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:56:00 PST

18,000 and a cunt!

Wow, I went over 18,000 blog views this weekend.  18,000?  That’s insane.  I guess some people actually read the crap that I write on here.Thanks for that.  Wow...if I charge...
Posted by Jay® on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:20:00 PST

UMass basketball...a return to glory?

...someday perhaps.  But until that day, at least we have the N.I.T.  April 1st the Minutemen will be playing at the Madison Square Garden for a chance to advance to the finals of the N.I.T....
Posted by Jay® on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:31:00 PST

Dr. Pepper you’re FUCKING GENIUSES if you make this happen...

...if you make this happen, I’ll drink a Dr. Pepper every day for a year.Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Dr Pepper officially declares support for Chinese Democracy FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEMedia Cont...
Posted by Jay® on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:55:00 PST

Anyone know of any job openings?

...for Lisa? She’s got her bachelor’s in Psychology & her master’s in Counseling (aka she’s a smart cookie), but doesn’t need to work in a related field...she’s...
Posted by Jay® on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:19:00 PST

Day 10: Song of the Day

Nickelback: RockstarI am such a big Nickelback fan.  In fact I was just singing this song in the shower, and I almost forgot just how much I loved it!  Its awesome!  So I'm putting this...
Posted by Jay® on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:58:00 PST

After watching the Oscars last night, I came to the realization...

...that movies these days DO NOT HAVE NEARLY ENOUGH EXPLODING SHARKS. Batman (1966) Jaws IV:  The Revenge (1987) ...
Posted by Jay® on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:16:00 PST

Day 6 & 7: Negativity

Here's two songs that I would say accurately describe the mood I'm in right now:Canibus & Biz Markie - Take This Job & Shove ItAnd to the snow:Reel Big Fish - Another F.U. Song...
Posted by Jay® on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:13:00 PST

Day 5 & 6: Nina

    Ever watch a movie, and it makes you fall in love w/ a song or artist?  It happens to me all the time.  I mean, come on, "Stuck In the Middle With You" and the ear slicing...
Posted by Jay® on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:41:00 PST