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hmm...well what can be said about someone as fabulous as me? i'm extraordinarily ginger (we are the superior race!) I have had a wide array of life experiences that have made me the girl I am today! just to give you a little idea of what I've been through....I have hit ALOT of people but Paul P brainwashed me so that's ok. I am half-God (except my powers were taken away years ago), and my real father is Zeus, but I don't get to see him much due to the fact that he lives on Mt. Olympus! he's good with the child support tho. Love ya, Daddy! I also have a monkey for a half-brother, a talking guinea pig, a fish who can live out of water, and I don't like to read! My Siamese twin sister Moira is one of the closest people in my life, I really treasure her friendship and sisterhood despite the fact that she shot me and my dog, blinded me, threw me over a bridge, magically switched bodies with me, locked my boyfriend up in the basement and tortured him, and so much more I can barely remember! As for jobs, I recently quit Activity Place for the Disabled, and I have worked at Tweeds, Ruby Tuesday, Sam Goody, Linen's and Things, Ad-Care, Filene's, Cactus Grille, Wild Harvest, Old Person Home, and many many others! Just pick a place and I've probably worked there! Go me!
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