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Joey P

Crap a monkey and call me Tony Danza!

About Me



Me in a nutshell...well....I believe I'm normal and I enjoy normal people. I'm very picky. I bite my nails. I used to be a fun drunk; now I just get sleepy. I am not ashamed to cry. I wish I could sing and/or dance. My eyes are always bigger than my stomach. I wish I lived in Disney World. I despise the gym but hate not going. I'm a sucker for blonde hair and blue eyes. I manage my money well. I love fried calimari, egg salad sandwiches, and goat cheese, but not necessarily all together. I have a fairly good relationship with my hair. I sing along to musicals. I try to learn from my mistakes but sometimes I don't. I get excited over thunderstorms. I enjoy bagels. I don't drink coffee. I am mostly happy with myself. I want someone to look up to me someday. I get off on commitment. I need to be loved.

My Interests

Movies, chillin with good people who enjoy my company, spending money, writing, doing nothing at all, being by myself, working out, thinking about stuff, accosting Girl Scouts and stealing their cookies, punching babies

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Hawk Nelson, The Actual, Chris Daughtry, Gym Class Heroes, Kelly Clarkson, The Fray, Deatchcab For Cutie, Switchfoot, Shinedown, Good Charlotte, Staind, Linkin Park, Sublime, Foo Fighters, Black Lab, Chevelle, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Ill Nino, Cold, Alter Bridge, Creed, movie soundtracks, any and all dance, R&B, top 40, Broadway musicals.....aw hell I like everything!

Movies:

-SCREAM (my all time fave movie EVER) -Scream 2 -Clueless -The Ring -Wrong Turn -X2 -Finding Nemo -The Lord of the Rings trilogy -The Texas Chainsaw Massacre '03 and '07 -Dawn of the Dead '04 -King Kong '05 -Halloween '78 and '07 -Jurassic Park -The Final Destination flicks -Little Children -Alpha Dog

Television:

Lost, American Idol, Big Brother, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, Queer As Folk...some other random shows when I find the time to sit down and devote myself to watching something to completion...definitely have TV ADD.

Books:

Watership Down, Marley and Me

Heroes:

Mommy!

My Blog

The Big "FUCK YOU" to MySpace (this is great)

OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMBASS.Fuck You number TWOThere is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.It does NOT ex...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:09:00 PST

Am I dyslexic now?

So check this, one of my strong points has always been grammar.  I can type kickass fast and spell correctly 99.9% of the time without even having to spellcheck.  But lately when I type and ...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:39:00 PST

Halloween kicked ass!!!!!

I was worried, I really was....but it knocked my socks off.  Nice job, Rob Zombie, nice job!   Great cinematography, awesome casting (Tyler Mane as Michael Myers was a seven foot tall A...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

Im ashamed to admit....

I watched High School Musical 2.  And enjoyed it.  Okay, I'm going to go crawl under my rock now.  It's all fluff.  Cotton candy fluff all wrapped up in a nice Disney bow complete ...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

Homo, heal thyself

One of the things I've learned over the past few (sometimes excruciating) months is that I am the most important person my life.  It's not an egotistical thing, but I think we all need to ma...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST

HAIRSPRAY....

...is the most fun movie I've seen in a long time.  I'm a huge fan of the Broadway show and the movie definitely did it justice.  I don't really know what accent John Travolta was trying to ...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:34:00 PST

Rob Zombie's Halloween remake....

....is gonna kick serious ass....nuff said. That is all.
Posted by Guiseppe! on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

I have....

FORGIVEN.... but my heart will always be scarred for what you did. I cherished you more than anything.  I put you on a pedestal and loved you through every fault.  I fell in love with you mo...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:20:00 PST

Back to basics

This is definitely the hardest blog I've ever had to write in my years of blogging on MySpace.  It pains me to say it, but I am once again single. There's no easy way to do this.  There's no...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

Happy Feet

Why do I want to see this movie?  When I first saw the trailer I rejected it, despised the idea, and was sick of hearing about it.  But I guess marketing did it's job cuz now I wicked wanna ...
Posted by Guiseppe! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST