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candipearl

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

About Me


WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT CANDI.....with and I
"She's a strange alien cat woman creature with a serious camel toe - sort of a pussy in boots." ~ April Winchell
"You’ll howl with laughter." ~ Earl Dittman, WIRELESS MAGAZINE
"I have to praise Candi....It’s a little like watching Tom Hanks in Big!" ~ Mary Kunz, THE BUFFALO NEWS
"There is nothing I can say, nothing I can do that will sway people from their opinions of Candice Iverson. To do so is to walk into a loft party in clown shoes, step on each and every well-shod toe, drink all the half-finished cocktails, smoke a corn-cob pipe and engage people in conversation regarding the Catholic church." ~ kevin murphy
"Finally a ride worth taking. Candi is the most original action-adventure of the summer." ~ Jim Ferguson, FOX-TV/ KMSB-TV
"A first-rate edge-of-your-seat thriller loaded with suspense, whiz-bang action and creepy excitement" ~ Shawn Edwards, FOX-TV ~ KANSAS CITY
"No better than whatever you might pick up while wearing a blindfold at Blockbuster, even if you happen to reach into a trash can." ~ Jack Mathews ~ NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
"Non-stop spy thrills....Candi is terrific!" ~ ABC-TV
"Candi, as is her custom, leaps about, trying to overcome her incurable blandness, and is upstaged by special effects, musical cues, octopus tentacles and pieces of wood." ~ A.O. Scott's ~ NY Times
"Candi is primed to explode!" ~ ROLLING STONE
"Must be seen to be believed, though I'm not suggesting you actually see her." ~ Joe Morgenstern ~ WSJ
"Surprise hit of the year! ~ Richard Natale, LOS ANGELES TIMES
"A marvelous combination of lollipop visuals, brilliant sharp comedic timing and, above all, overflowing amounts of heart." ~ Melanie McFarland, SEATTLE TIMES
"Candi strikes me as the kind of overachiever who, assigned to kill a mosquito, would purchase contraband insecticides from Iraq and bring them into the United States by hot air balloon, distilling her drinking water from clouds and shooting birds for food." ~ Roger Ebert
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My Interests

INTELLIGENT BLACK CARROT LOVING FULL FIGURED INSOMNIAC LIBERAL GANGSTA OF LOVE ANTI-FEET MARRIED LIBRA MOD LOYAL SHOWTUNE LISTENING COURT JESTER IMMATURE MIDNIGHT TOKER AGNOSTIC ANGLOPHILE AUNTIE FREAKY FRIEND TENNIS WATCHING SERIOUSLY FLAWED LLAMA WANTING 49ER FAITHFUL SARCASTIC GEEK WANNABE CHEESE EATING FRIEND TO FRIENDS OF DOROTHY

I'd like to meet:


I'D LIKE TO MEET ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY......well, ok..... maybe NOT murderers, rapists, sexists, homophobes, guys with "no fat chicks" bumpers stickers on their car, crack dealers, Tom Cruise, ousted dictators, shit kickers, slum lords, Barbara Bush, anyone who's ever kicked a dog or swung a cat, Raider fans, Donald Trump, people who say, "holla at cha boi" or "hit me up sometime," pickpockets, Elizabeth Hassellbeck, Carrot Top, people who take off their socks.....and then smell them, pedophiles, music snobs, people who correct my english, don imus, people who fart in jars, gay bashers, Star Jones, movie snobs, OJ Simpson, religious zealots, people from Kansas with the last name Phelps, R. Kelly, deadbeat dads, people who pull the wings off of flys, Anne Coulter, anyone who lied to get get us into the Iraq War, John Tesh, the people responsible for the show Cheaters and the inventor of rice cakes. If you're NOT anyone of these people, I would love to meet you.

Music:



I Am A Musical Product Of My Older Sisters, Where I Grew Up, The Many Different Places I've Lived, The Many Different People Who've Come In And Out Of My Life, Influencing Me Along The Way.....And The 80's
the kinks, the jam/paul weller, henry rollins, the who, patti smith, ella fitzgerald, the feelings, the roots, janes addiction, lou reed, red hot chilli peppers, metallica, imogen heap, bill withers, silversun pickups, killola, liz phair, ashra temple, matmos, fela kuti, jay brannan, dolly parton, we are scientists, blondie, bjork, madonna, pearl jam, mala leche, the jim yoshii pile-up, tv on the radio, joni mithchell, ani difranco, bloc party, socetew, the cure, alison moyet, dilute, tears for fears, the gits, krs-one, jay-z, lupe fiasco, sharon jones and the dap-kings, kate bush, yeah yeah yeahs, juliette and the licks, chromeo, moloko, roisin murphy, donny hathaway, face to face, journey, the call, wire, aimee mann, queen, x, tegan & sara, the clash, u2, green day, jim carrol, kyuss, roxy music/bryan ferry, fugazi, wilco, the sea and cake, cub, rilo kiley, cibo matto, mike patten, joan armatrading, kathleen wilhoite, chris garneau, eric himan, logan lynn, Santogold, Adele, the gossip, mos def, the flaming lips, iggy pop/the stooges, velvet underground underground, gnarls barkely, outkast, nirvana, loretta lynn, best fwends, nellie mckay, pablo, voxtrot, black sabbath, sun ra, merzbow, patsy cline, lucinda williams, judas priest, junior senior, alex chilton, common, rem, amy winehouse, cole porter, morningwood, black flag, primus, english beat, b52's, nina simone, television, the replacements, sugar, extra fancy, the meat puppets, screaming tress, m.i.a., sleater kinney, the breeders, the distillers, floetry, gorillaz, the pixies, david bowie, stevie wonder, L7, romeo void, prince, jeff buckley, nick cave and the bad seeds, gary wilson, material, duran duran, postal service, scissor sisters, ok go, alison moyet, bob mould, pj harvey, queens of the stone age, husker du, le tigre, broken social scene, woody guthrie, pretenders, laurie anderson, josie cotton, lily allen, spektrum, talking heads, bob marley, matt pond pa, weezer, beastie boys, concrete blonde, genesis(the peter gabriel years) jazz, johnny cash, go-gos, modest mouse, classical, the beatles and so on and so forth.....you get the picture.

Movies:


ANYTHING BY PEDRO ALMODOVAR, Don Cheadle, Dirty Pretty Things, Musicals from 30's, 40's & 50's, Orson Welles, Tarentino, Indies, Love Stories, Goonies, Gregg Araki, Anything with Clint Howrd, Animation, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Secretary, DIG!, Motorcycle Diaries, Brother To Brother, Jay-Z: Fade To Black, Wilby Wonderful, WTC View, Curse Of The Golden Flower, Tarnation, Shortbus, Strangers With Candy, Hanging Garden, Wet Hot American Summer, Shopgirl, Grey Gardens, Quinceanera, Blood/Guts/ Gore, Gus Van Zant, Anything with Peter Sarsgaard, John Waters, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Hal Hartley, Dan Ward, John Sayles, Night Of The Comet, Shag, Jus One Of The Guys, Blood Diner, Maniac, Killer Party, Double Happiness, Go, Beautiful Thing, Movies With Kip Pardue, Halloween 1&2, Return To Waterloo, Christiane F, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence, Empire Of The Sun, The Bourne Series, Modern Girls, Akira Kurosawa, Sergei M. Eisenstein, Slither, Movies With Bonnie Hunt, Absolute Beginners, Waitress, Blaxploitation, Repo Man, Classic black and white, Teenage treasures of John Hughes, Anything that Amanda By Night tells me to see, Jim Jarmusch, Howard the Duck, Porky's 2: the next day, Documentaries, Harold & Maude, Spike Lee, Warriors, Times Square, The Chocolate War, ANY!!! Movie That William Zabka Is In, costume dramas or comedies, Foriegn with or without subtitles, The Station Agent, Gay or Lesbian, Anything with Gael Garcia Bernal, Box winners or losers, Roger Corman...i'll watch almost anything, AS LONG AS VINCENT GALLO ISN'T IN IT.

Television:



I LOVE TELEVISION, AND I FEEL NO SHAME SAYING SO.....

THE WIRE, PLUS... Shameless, Hollyoaks, El Cor De La Ciutat, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Little Britian, Doctor Who, Entourage, Reading Rainbow, BBC News, Damages, The Closer, Monk, Psych, Countdown w/Keith Olbermann, Medium, Amazing Race, Nick @ Nite, Degrassi, CSI(the original, ONLY!!!) Adult Swim, Extras, Miss Guided, CURB, The Sheild, Real Time w/Bill Maher, Flight Of The Conchords, Les Bleus, Inside The NFL, Cash Cab, Slings And Arrows, First 48, Roseanne, ATWT, City Confidental, Footballers Wives, David Letterman, Sportscenter, Conan, Torchwood, Verbotene Liebe, Oprah, Rescue Me, Ellen, Reaper, Hollyoaks, How Clean Is Your House, Big Love, Craig Ferguson, IronChef, VH1 Classics, TV Land, PBS, BBC America, Good Times, Twilight Zone, Heroes, Ugly Betty, Brothers and Sisters......

Books:


The Age of Reason, The Awakening, Bridge to Terabithia, The Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter Series, For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf, Lolita, Dreyfus Affair, Franny and Zooey, East of Eden, Roots, Color Purple, The Bluest Eye, Naked Lunch, Love is a Dog From Hell, Enough Rope, Laments for the Living, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ken's Bible, American Psycho, The Cider House Rules, Conscience of a Conservative, Catch Tap, The Portable Dorothy Parker, Go Tell it on a Mountain, Giovanni's Room, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations, Bushworld, Wonder Boys, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Barrel Fever, High Fidelity, A Raisen in the Sun, Native Son, Shakespeare, W.H. Auden, Various Plays, Graphic Novels, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....

Heroes:



My Blog

CREEPY OLD DUDE!!

stop, winking at me, old man........it's never gonna happen!! All I WANT FROM YOU, IS A PEPPERMINT AND FIVE DOLLARS, ON MY BIRTHDAY....
Posted by candipearl on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:31:00 PST

Bitch Please!!!

It's awards time again kids. Honestly, I was a little worried that  i wouldn't be able to find a dumbass as clueless, and clearly out of touch with reality, as the Negro Please! award recipi...
Posted by candipearl on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:28:00 PST

THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR

I'M SO INSPIRED BY THIS STORY, I'M GOING TO TRY MY BEST TO MAKE IT THRU THE REST OF THE DAY, WITHOUT CURSING ANYONE OUT, OR TRYING TO PUT A CURSE ON THEM. I WILL NOT WISH ANYONE DEAD(...
Posted by candipearl on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:03:00 PST

The End Of Days:

THE END IS NIGH!!! Earthquakes, floods, locusts, and Clay Aiken fathering a child (without the sex, of course.) Clay Aiken is expanding the ranks of the Claynation by one, is expecting a child wi...
Posted by candipearl on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:45:00 PST

SAC DE DOUCHE!!

THAT'S FRENCH FOR DOUCHE BAG!! I'm not a violent person, but something about these pictures...makes me want to punch him....a couple of times. I don't think the POTUS, should be rubbing crotches with...
Posted by candipearl on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:04:00 PST

NEGRO PLEASE!!!

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said. He's been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him b...
Posted by candipearl on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:33:00 PST

Out With The Old Leg, In With The New Ass!

*Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. ...
Posted by candipearl on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:51:00 PST

WHO KNEW? RONNIE, THAT’S WHO!

Direct quote from the REAGAN DIARIES.The entry is dated May 17, 1986."A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son(gwb) around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not...
Posted by candipearl on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:07:00 PST

My Mule Dont Like People Laughing!

a fistful of dollars....saw it for the first time, tonight. i'm adding it to my list, of my all-time favorite movies. don't diss a man's donkey! and nobody rocks a poncho like clint   "When a ...
Posted by candipearl on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

Yo! Adrienne

so yesterday out of nowhere, in the middle of ugly betty, steve turns to me and says, "sometimes i fantasize and have dreams about adrienne barbeau." i thought about asking for the dirty details, bu...
Posted by candipearl on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:54:00 PST