About Me

I AM NOT INTO SEX CHATS, WEB CAMS OR ANY OF THAT CRAP, DONT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS BY SENDING ADD REQUESTS FOR THOSE SITES.

I have a fantastic wife and two great kids,
both boys ages 10 and 15.
I love all types of music. Country will always be my favorite but if the song has good lyrics and music than chances are I will listen to it. I think the only type of music I dont like is rap. The music on some of it is ok but its not something I listen to very often.

MY WORDS OF WISDOM

The things that come to those who wait, may just be the things left by those who got there first.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Cowboy Motto : Drink 'til she's pretty, but stop before the wedding !

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

I have a mind like a steel trap - Its rusty and illegal in 37 states.

24 Hours in a day....24 Beer in a case....coincidence ?

Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just dont have any film.

If you choke a smurf, What color does he turn ?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk.

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My Interests

Music:

THE MAN SHOW

The Deer Hunter

WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY ?

Richard Simmons on Whose Line

Scenes From A Hat

Movies:

Some of my favorite movies are Bachelor Party, Spaceballs, Real Genius, Animal House, Ghostbuster, and The Princess Bride. What can I say, I love the classic comedies.

Television:

I think my favorite shows right now are The Class, How I Met Your Mother, and Two and A Half Men. But then I also like South Park, The Family Guy and The Simpsons.

Books:

I dont really read that many books, I dont like to sit still that long.

Heroes:

Here are some of my favorite web sites

My Blog

Stupid State Laws

..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Alabama State laws · It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while op...
Posted by Duane (TruRedNek) on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST

Proud To Be White

Someone finally said it.Proud To Be WhiteHow many are actually paying attention to this?There are African Americans,Mexican Americans,Asian Americans,Arab Americans,Native Americans, And then there ar...
Posted by Duane (TruRedNek) on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:06:00 PST

A Bad American

I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants ...
Posted by Duane (TruRedNek) on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST

Things That Make You Go Hmmm.....

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? Wha...
Posted by Duane (TruRedNek) on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:44:00 PST

Things I have learned as I have matured......

Things I have learned ..... 1.) No matter how hard you try, you cant make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, ...
Posted by Duane (TruRedNek) on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST

Murphy's Law

Murphys Law : 1. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. 2. You will always find something in the last place you look. 3. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it...
Posted by Duane (TruRedNek) on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:46:00 PST

The Buffalo Theory

The Buffalo Theory ( In one episode of Cheers, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. I dont think Ive ever heard the concept explained any bette...
Posted by Duane (TruRedNek) on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:05:00 PST