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Ani

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

there is a moment in time when one makes the decision of who they want to be. sometimes it's conscious, sometimes it's decided by others, and sometimes it's just innate. ...i never DECIDED to be this stupid.

My Interests

every other sunday i like to pretend that i paint, read books and help the homeless find their fix

I'd like to meet:

people who like sandwiches, build robots and will follow along with me in the zombie apocalypse. just meet me at the super walmart.

Music:

songs about hobos.

Movies:

butch cassidy and sundance kidd. thats it.

Television:

pbs

Books:

currently: the corrections geek love. watchmen. flood. tales designed to thrizzle. naked. cruddy. the walking dead. preacher. and ones about sex pirates.

Heroes:

charles kaufman and rip taylor

My Blog

ladies and gentlemen, i give you, a bicycle.

so maybe i forgot to mention this but...I BUILT MY OWN BIKE!!!its a raleigh single speed road bike. bought it for $53.25.bought $400 worth in bike parts and bike tools.built it by myself with the use ...
Posted by Ani on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST

Proof my niece haley is the coolest person in the world.

a conversation between my nine year old niece haley and i: No really this is verbatim from what I can remember:haley: "i wish education didn't exist. i mean who cares if he got hit by a train?"me: "Yo...
Posted by Ani on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:48:00 PST

A short story I just now wrote...

No its not the hideout, I just based it at a coffeeshop because thats all I know. Jerkface:The bum had asked the ninety year old couple for change which made it his one thousand seven hundred and sixt...
Posted by Ani on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

And I say,"We serve salad to assholes! Its not that important!"

i walked out and quit my job today.hold on let me repeat that because i never get these moments...i walked outand QUITmy job today.the long story isn't exciting so i'll give you the short. my boss, ye...
Posted by Ani on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

Things i fucken hate

Well given the opportunity to verbalize a rant of inane and pointless jargon i thought i'd write a list of items that quite frankly make me ill at the moment. so here it is folks, a list of items, thi...
Posted by Ani on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:44:00 PST

brain please don't die on me now!

all nighter number four within a week. CRAZY TIME! i wish i had a friend that just sat here with me. they can do puzzles or jumbles. hell they can skin their next victim for all i care so long as they...
Posted by Ani on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

more hate coming my way!

a thought occurred to me last night. i think there are more people that hate me than i previously percieved. funny thing is, there are probably hundreds if not thousands more out there that i may neve...
Posted by Ani on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

don't ask me about being evil.

its strange to think of myself in the midst of change. but this is it. no more of the day to day mundane bullshit that i seem to fall into. today...is my first day as a superhero. and i know what you'...
Posted by Ani on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST

painting a mural?!?!?!?!?!?!

friends, there is a point in one's life when on questions what is of importance. love family personal character money money money fuck. well i suppose i saw this coming. me and my "fast paced lifesty...
Posted by Ani on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:48:00 PST

upon my first billion, i shall hire a lemon cutter...

he was a little over two years older than me, but his bank account, investments and money making endeavors would have made him three times my elder. money making genius. fuck. i felt at that moment a ...
Posted by Ani on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST