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austin

where's my scratch bitch?!

About Me

once upon a time i realized no one can be summed up in one paragraph.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

bitches and hoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

MUSIC!!!!!!!!! fuck i don't know where to begin. i fucking love music. To list everything i'm into would take days. I dig everything from Patsy Cline to bjork. i have a large collection of vinyl and pride myself very much based on its contents. 80's music has a large chunck in my crates prince,the cars, the smiths, joy division, new order, pet shop boys, the cure, q lazrus, b-52's, decendents, billy sexy idol, old school rap (sugar hill gang, run dmc, new edition, lisa lisa and the cult jam, digital underground), violent femmes, the waitresses, devo, vanity 6, the stray cats and so on and so forth I could host an all night dance party including side ponytails and pastel. i would have to say that 50's standards also play a big role in my life. nina simone, billie holiday, ella, etta james, frank sinatra, pat suzuki, otis redding... currently peaches, electrelene, deee-lite, jamiroquai, the gossip, fannypack, helium, mates of state, vhs or beta, freezepop, figurine, client, mount sims, blonde redhead, cat power, holly golightly, the broken flowers sound track, tommy james and the shondells are what is in my stereo or on my turntables

Movies:

what else is there in life besides music and movies. yet again i have very bizarre tastes in movies. i like all kinds of wacky shit. in fact the more bizarre the better. of coarse i have staples like harold and maude, any fucking muppet movie or 80's cartoon, drop dead gorgeous, superstar, evil dead, any john waters film ,heathers, but im a cheerleader, and the eyes of tammy faye. i love horror films. thanks to dan. our favorite past time is to get vodka and cool aid and watch great horror flicks. independent films are a good thing. I despise stupid chick flicks involving mandy moore and other pimple ad bitches. I HATE ROMANTIC COMEDIES! fuck all that bullshit. i love joan crawford, goris gay, bette davis, but my fav old school movie star is audry hepburn. film and music are what fuel my existance.

Television:

kill your tv!!!!!!!! but if you can't find anything to blow it up with i feel that you might as well enjoy fine programing like the simpsons, the family guy, daily show, bill maher, extra, trashy lake, celebrity justice, space ghost, adult swim, six feet under, dexter's labortory, invader zim, scooby doo, 80's cartoons in general, saved by the bell!!!, passions, telemundo cause it's funny, things you should never watch is the oc, reality shows blech!, oprah, and last of all fox news.

Books:

gore vidal!!!, mysterious skin, animal farm, wiked, autie mame, pimp by iceberg slim, mommy dearest, a brave new world

Heroes:

i fucking love this bitch!

My Blog

why is life pooing on me?

wow!  so i think that life has it out for me.  i am going to vent a little about my existance right now.  today i woke up and decided that rainy days and thursdays really get me down.&n...
Posted by austin on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

fucking holiday traveling is a goddamn nightmare!!!

oh my lord in heaven.. sigh... what a horrific day i had yesterday.  let me be the first to say  bah hum bug.  i awoke that fine morning with my eyes wincing in pain as i had only ...
Posted by austin on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:57:00 PST

move over aretha! the gossip was in town

holy fucking shit!  I think i died and went to heaven.  what a fucking show.  the gossip blew the roof off of emos.  goosebumps rose on my skin the moment they played the first not...
Posted by austin on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:17:00 PST

le tigre!!!

i went to the best show ever the other night.  it was of coarse le tigre.  i can say that not only were they good but the two bands before them put on a hell of a show as well.  they we...
Posted by austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

melt fuckin banana

oh my lord i just saw the coolest shit ever.  in a world full of drab mononty i fell into a vortex of creative explosion.  the musical vision of two jap hotties pumping out electricity like ...
Posted by austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate fags!

i realized that i myself hate gay culture and a lot of what its cracked up to be. thurs nite i went out with a bunch of hip cats and saw avenue d. they rocked the show was fucking awesome. hoochies...
Posted by austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no booze and no reefer make austin go something something

due to the long arm of the law and the health of my body i am...fucking straight edge. crazy never thought this would happen to me. hum... i guess somewhere the cosmos are telling me to chill out an...
Posted by austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boo to old crappy friends!

so i had this really good bud of mine just shit all over me. i hate it when old friends seem to always show up like a case of the plague and ruin the somewhat decent day you were having. instead of ...
Posted by austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST