give a seventeen year old girl a baby. throw em into a mormon town of two hundred. be sure that your baby boy is a fag! allow fifteen years of angst, five years depresion, a dash of substance abuse! a bit of alchol dependency. and a cosmetology license. and boom you end up with a rainbow of white trash tattoos building up what is now only know as the badger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha did I mention I was a total fag?
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