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Clark the Scholar

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. -- Calvin

About Me

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I'm a photographer from Dallas TX. I try to express a unique view of the world through my work. The world through my camera is the way I choose to see it. I also spend a lot of time brewing my own beer, drinking beer, working, driving around in my brand new Jetta, and generally kicking asses.
Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth ||||||||||||||| 50%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 46%
Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Dutifulness |||||| 14%
Social Assertiveness ||||||||| 26%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Abstractness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Introversion |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Independence |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 46%
Tension |||||| 18%
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Photography, brewing, road trips, napping, rocking, coffee, cigs, good beer, podcasts, music, getting paid, gadgets, playing with my cat, trying to keep a tidy apartment and starting to work out.

I'd like to meet:

And anyone who likes good beer, good music, good food and good times.

Music:

Just a little sampling of the music I like: Spoon, The Polyphonic Spree, Cake, Jay-Z, The Roots, The Beatles, Rancid, Jurassic 5, The Toadies, Tom Waits, Wilco, Hockey Night, Matisyahu, Led Zepplin, The Band of Bees, The Unicorns, Sublime, NOFX, The Black Heart Procession, Tripping Daisy, The Vandals, Neil Young, The Impossibles, The Eels, Death From Above 1979 and all sorts of other stuff.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, I could list others, but would they be worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as "The Big Lebowski?" No, they wouldn't. So in this sentence I will include Monty Python's Holy Grail, Blow, Three Amigos, Goodfellas, Casino, Supersize Me, My Girl.

Television:

The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Good Eats, Mythbusters, You Can't Do That On Television, Monty Python and the Flying Circus, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, and I'm trying to get into The Sheild now that they've started syndication.

Books:

Fiction: Catcher in the Rye, Lord of the Rings, Clockwork Orange, any Far Side or Calvin and Hobbes compilation, The Bible.Non-Fiction: The Complete Joy of Homebrewing 3rd Edition, The Digital Photographer's Guide to Photoshop Elements.

Heroes:

George W. Bush, Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein, V.I. Lenin, every Pope, and anyone else who has somehow been in power and screwed things up royally. If it weren't for these men we wouldn't have any reason to stand up and fight for what we believe in.My real heroes are as follows: Albert Einstein, George Eastmen, Alexander Graham Bell, The Wright Brothers, George Washington Carver, Thomas Edison, "Big" Ben Franklin."An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously." Charles F. Kettering (1876 - 1958)

My Blog

Dan Marino's Lonely Island

    So last night I had a discussion with Shane about Dan Marino's lonely island.  For the past few years the talk of the NFL world was "Could Peyton Manning win the big one?".&nbs...
Posted by Clark on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:59:00 PST

You're booty is ferocious, and not in a good way.

    Very few may have noticed the title of my blog, "You're booty is ferocious, and not in a good way."  It's been up there for years, but I'm not sure i have ever referenced it in...
Posted by Clark on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

Sweet Sweet Victory!

     Well, it happened just like I was predicting it would.  The Bears would keep it close, maybe even be in the lead going into half time, and then, just like the rest of the...
Posted by Clark on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

What the Indianapolis Colts and the Pittsburgh Penguins may soon have in common

Because I was just a young lass I was not able to comprehend the shifty-ness of the early 1984 move of the Baltimore Colts to Indianapolis.  I've been doing some research on the subject and it is...
Posted by Clark on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST

My Sunday plans as well as my Superbowl thoughts

So this Sunday in honor the the Indianapolis Colts playing I will be brewing my Old Bowl Ale.  It's an old style ale and should be quite tasty come mid-spring.  Anyone who would like to come...
Posted by Clark on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

Brew-a-holic-palooza 2007 information!

    So I have a problem.  The problem is I've been brewing a batch of beer every two weeks.  And if trend holds this would be the 3rd in the past month and a half.  It re...
Posted by Clark on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

It shocks you, it shocks you

This might offend some of you, or make you feel like there is no hope for me and I can't be saved.  Well, you're right, if you believe in that sorta thing, which I don't.  But i found this o...
Posted by Clark on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

Important Brew Day Notice

    Today I will be brewing, if you are interested in learning about the process, please contact me or come on by!  Not sure what I'm brewing yet, just waiting for the homebrew sto...
Posted by Clark on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

You can hardly wait to find out, just what is on Clark's mind.

What's on my mind today you may ask?It's simple really, one word:Beer.I haven't had anything to drink in over a week, getting over being sick and all I just haven't been really in the mood.  But ...
Posted by Clark on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

Wal-Mart V. Starbucks

If you are standing outside my apartment, you are withing 5 miles of 16 different Starbucks.  That may sound like a lot, but if you are at the corner store of Regent and Wigmore Street in central...
Posted by Clark on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST