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Mike

The mother of excess is not joy but joylessness.

About Me

I love Tina Fey.

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Music:

Dirty music

My Blog

I was having bad dreams.

I use to have the "being chased" dream.  I wasn't getting good sleep because I was being so stressed in my sleep.  I'd wake up in the middle of the night and repeatidly throughout the night....
Posted by Mike on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:02:00 PST

Capitalism

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Posted by Mike on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:48:00 PST

First of all...

First of all, you have to practice honesty.  Keep your temper.  Never lose control of yourself.  Be patient. If you learn to do these things, you can master anything.
Posted by Mike on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST

Jokes and Jokes

..> arnar (15 children) [+] arnar 121 points 10 hours ago [-] An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite simila...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 05:21:00 PST

Four Short Crushes

By:   Paul Simms Originally published April 30, 2007 at http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2007/04/30/070430sh_shouts_si mms Four Short Crushes Well, well, well. Just look at you, walking into t...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:05:00 PST

Introducing: Our Militant Country

http://www.thebudgetgraph.com/poster/
Posted by Mike on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

Good advice.

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/279126743.html Date: 2007-02-15, 9:08AM PSTAdvice to Young Men from an Old Man 1. Don't pick on the weak. It's immoral. D...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:52:00 PST

find me a worthy opponent

At a time when large predators still roamed the mountains and plains of Central Asia and the Middle East, these fierce guardians were invaluable. The Assyrians depict the dogs in battle with lions. An...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST

How did the ant eat the elephant?

One bite at a time.
Posted by Mike on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST

zazz

Murderface: We been talkin', Skwisgaar, and we think this whole production could be a lot more...mmmmmmmmmmmmm, zippy. It just, it needs zazz!Skwisgaar: [stares]Murderface: Am I, I mean, I'm right to ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST