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MISS RITZY CRACKERS

NOW SHOW ME THAT CABIN BOY CAPTIN HE'S BEEN A REALY BAD BOY!!!

About Me

.. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..WHERE SHAL I START IM A SUPADUPATRUPA OUTRAGOUSE BITCH WHO'S GOT NOTHING BETA TO THAN SIT ON MY ASS PULLING THE HEADS OF MY BRATZ DOLLS,I LUV DRAGING IT UP AND APLYING MY MAKEUP IN THE DARK(WELL IF YOU CANT SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHO CARES ITS NORMALY NITE WHEN I GO OUT)ONLY JOKEING HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME OUT OF DRAG IM BLOUDY GORGOUSE I PUT ALOT OF TIME AND EFFORT INTO DOING MY FACE ITS HARD WORK TO LOOK LIKE A HARD FACED BITCH I HAVE ABOUT 18 WIGS THERE ALL MESSED UP LIKE ME. I LUV MY BLACK PUSSY(THATS MY CAT MAGIC INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING I DONT DO TROUT IT LEAVES A FOUL TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH SO IVE BEEN TOLD(WHAT LEAST IM HONEST)GIVE ME A BIG JUICY SAVALOY ANY DAY. I LOOK FORWARD TO THE LONG LONELEY NITES WHEN IM RETIRED THAT I CAN LAY IN FRONT OF MY OPEN FIRE IN MY BEST LIANGERIE BEING PAMPERD BY YOUNG GOOD LOOKING HUNKS FEEDING ME GRAPES AND BAITHING ME IN WELL YOU U KNOW USE YOUR IMAGINATION IF YOU HAVE ONE. I LUV DRINKING AND A BUMP AFTER MIDNITE DONT WANT TO GET TO OUT OF CONTROL ALL THE TIME, I PROMOTE MY OWN NITE AT RUSH BAR IN SOHO ON THE FIRST THURSDAY OF EACH MONTH CALLED SUGARRUSH I ASO WORK AT TRANNYSHACK ON THE POLE AND SHOW A LOT OF CHEAK!! THATS NOT IT ALL BUT I DONT WANT TO BORE YOU TO MUCH XXXXTHAT SHOULD BE HOLDING THAT CHEQUE??I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

DRAG,DANCING,DRINKING AND THE OTHERGet Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

A MULTY MILLIONAIR CLOSE TO THERE GRAVE SO I ONLY HAVE TO WALK DOWN THE ILES ONCE AND LIVE HAPPERLY EVER AFTER.. width="425" height="350" ..| View Slideshow

Get Your Own! | View Slideshow I KNOW I WAS BORN SOME HOW BUT I NEVER NEW I HAD TO PUSH MY OWN WAY OUT OF A BIG PINK RUBBER BALL I WAS DESTING TO BE A RAVING QUEEN

ALRITE BABES WATS UP WID YOU YOU LOOKIN AT MY BIG TITS ILL LAY YOU RIGHHT OUT TOU DIRTY OLD MAN

THATS WERE GLENDORAS POLE WENT SHE SAT ON IT OOPS CAN YOU HELP US WE WERE ON BRIGHTON BEACH LOOKIN FOR OUR BEACHBALL HAS ANY ONE SEEN IT ME AND THE LOVELY LADY LOYDE

Music:

I LUV ALL THE 80S ELECTRO AND FUNKY HOUSE,DANCE

Movies:

PRACILA QUEEN OF THE DESERT, THE LABRINTH, THE BIRD CAGE, HAIRSPRAY

Television:

I LUVE BIG BROTHER AND SUGAR RUSH

Books:

DONT REED IT HURTS MY EYES (NOT SAYING I CANT REED COS I CAN)

Heroes:

I LOVE MADONNA, PETE BURNS, CHER, DIVINE AND THE LOVELY MISS DUSTY O

PETE BURNS B4 HE LOST THE PLOT HE WAS SO LUVELY BUT WE STILL LUV THE NUTTA

THE LOVELY CHER IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

THE VERY MISS DUSTY O WHAT A LEGEND SHES MY IDOLE

GWEN STAFANI LUV HER MADNESS TIC TOC TIC TOC

MAROLYNE MANSON NO RELIGION IS GRATER THAN THE DEVIL HIM SELF

THE SICK & TWISTED LEGAND DIVINE

My Blog

MY THOUGHTS

HELLO ALL YOU DRAMA QUEENS IM GUNA JUMP STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, WAT EVER YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT DUSTY O FROM THE BITCHING QUEENS ON THE SCENE ITS ALL A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS  DUSTY HAS DONE NOTHI...
Posted by MISS RITZY CRACKERS on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

SNOGGING MYSELF FAMOUS

THE COCKTAIL PARTY      ON FRIDAY NITE I WAS THE HOST FOR THE SKIN TWO COCKTAIL PARTY  WITH VANILLA LUSH AT RUSH IN SOHO AND WHAT A NITE IT WAS, I WAS DRESSED LIKE D...
Posted by MISS RITZY CRACKERS on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

BUNCH OF WANKERS

IM JUST GOING TO START RIGHT FROM THE TOP  AND GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM COS I IS NOT A HAPPY BUNNY RIGHT NOW THE FUCKING CHEAK OF THE NO GOOD FOR NOTHING OVER WEIGHT BOLD HEADED PRICK AT STUDIO 11...
Posted by MISS RITZY CRACKERS on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:31:00 PST

BELEAVE ME I TRIED

WELL,WELL,WELL, ANOTHER WEEK AT  THE SHACK  NOT TO BE FORGOTEN HMMMMM !!!! I SPENT THE HOLE WEEK THINKING OF A SHOW WEAR I HAD TO KEEP MY FUCKING CLOTHES ON SO AFTER SEVEN HOLE DAYS RAC...
Posted by MISS RITZY CRACKERS on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:58:00 PST

WAISTED

I GOT ABSOULULY RAT ARSED B4 I WENT TO TRANNY SHACK WITH ME SIS VANILLA WE DRANK A HOLE BOTTLE OF BRANDY AND THEN HIT THE VODKA ONCE WE STARTED WORK IM SUPRISED I NEVER BROKE MY NECK DANCING ON THE PO...
Posted by MISS RITZY CRACKERS on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:42:00 PST

IM MELTING

ITS TO BLODY HOT FOR DRAG BUT  HAY WE HAVE TO DO IT EVEN ON THE HOTEST DAY OF THE YEAR SO FAR THEY SAY ITS GUNA GET HOTTER  YOU WONT NEED YOUR SUN CREAM AT THE SHACK NEXT WEEK COME DOWN IN Y...
Posted by MISS RITZY CRACKERS on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST

HELP!!!

WAT IS THE WORLD CUMIN TO ,GOT THE BUILDERS IN CANT GET ANY BUATYSLEEP THERE OUT THE BACK IN THE FRONT CANT PUT MY EYELINER ON PROPERLY THE FLATS SHAKING ANYONE WOULD THINK THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAQE HER...
Posted by MISS RITZY CRACKERS on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:00:00 PST