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kelly

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About Me

After living abroad for nearly seven years, I‘ve recently returned to my home town of Portland to find the rent skyrocketing, the population doubled, and the streets teeming with clowns and tall-bikes. Despite all this, Portland still rules, and I’m happier than I’ve been for years.
Having been a musician of sorts for most of my life, I've been involved as an active participant in the underground punk/HC scene for nearly two decades. I’ve been in waaaay too many bands, but a few of the ones who have actually made it out of the practice room have been RESIST, DEPRIVED, MASSKONTROLL, DETESTATION, and a lot more. While living in Germany I also played in the Stuttgart bands MURDER DISCO X and CLUSTER BOMB UNIT, as well as in a few others scattered around Europe - 6000 CRAZY (Karlsruhe, Germany), SUICIDE BLITZ (Stockholm, Sweden) HOLOCAUSTO POMADA (Palma, Mallorca), ENDROPHOBIA (Bremen/Seattle) and even short stints as a fill-in guitarist with UK punk classics DISORDER and bassist with the DETONATORS. These days I’m playing in SEVERED HEAD OF STATE, DEFIANCE, and an as-yet-unnamed band with some old pals. I'm also currently playing drums in a band called The PIERCED ARROWS, a three piece consisting of me and underground rock / punk stalwarts Fred and Toody Cole. There are a few more bands in the works - with some old collaborators - so stay tuned.
Anyways, over the past fifteen or so years I've toured extensively, playing shows in more than thirty countries (all over The US, Canada, and Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Southeast Asia, Scandinavia, Eastern and Central Europe, the Mediterranean, the UK and Ireland) and more than thirty US states.
Besides touring with my own bands I’ve also booked a lot of tours for other bands, as well as filling the role of roadie / driver. Some of the bands I've had the pleasure of touring with in this capacity have been WOLFPACK, SKITSYSTEM, COUNTERBLAST, EXTINCTION OF MANKIND, BURNING KITCHEN, HELLSHOCK, CODE 13, SELFISH, and many more.
In addition to my musical activities, I’m currently enrolled in a landscaping/horticultural program at a local community college and working both at a nursery and doing freelance landscaping. Need some fucking shrubs pruned? I’m yer man. I dig bikes, too, and enjoy both offroad mountain biking as well as bicycle trekking. I am also a fanatic record collector, 'zine editor (GIMME DANGER), drinking enthusiast (IE: drunken maniac), poor excuse for a graphic artist, practitioner of mostly unsuccessful attempts at writing, and all around head case.

My Interests

Jessica,Music, Literature, Bikes, Records, Beer, Wine, Spirits, Solitude, The Fairer Sex, Travel, Plants, The outdoors, Life.

I'd like to meet:

Hubert Selby JR, Charles Bukowski, HP Lovecraft, Elizabeth Bathory, Charles Fourier, Arthur Rimbaud, Vlad Tepes, Richard Halliburton, Bon Scott, Charles Baudelaire, Saloth Sar, Ernest Hemmingway (Yeah, smartass, I know they're all dead...)

Music:

I dig a wide variety of stuff from nearly all genres. I can listen to and respect anything that's played with passion and conviction. Here are some makers of music that float my boat these days:Motrhead, Discharge, Turbonegro, The Saints, Poison Idea, Johnny Cash, The Real Kids, Wipers, Final Warning (Portland), Marty Robbin's country era, Carl Perkins, Hank Williams Sr, Radio Birdman, Arthur Lyman and band, Tyhjt Patterit, Confuse, Hawkwind, Anti Cimex, Tragedy, Buzzcocks, 999, Gauze, Cocksparrer, Bathory, Dog Soldier, From Ashes Rise, World Burns to Death, Vorkriegsjugend, Selfish, Roy Orbison, BSA (Texas), Grashdanskaya Oborona, The Ex, Budgie, Black Sabbath (with Ozzy OR Dio), Goblin, Yu Grupa, Can, Mercyful Fate, Yanka, Disease, Burial, Kegcharge, Warcry, Elvis - of course, GG Allin, classic Iron Maiden, Rob Halford era Judas Priest, Judgement, Rainbow (Dio era), Deep Purple, Embryo, Eddie Cochrain, Patsy Cline, Jerry Lee Lewis, Venom, Rattus, Stooges, MC5, Drugi Nacin, Skitslickers, Eddie and the Hotrods, Slade, Kollaa Kest, Rattus, The Guess Who, G.I.S.M., Paraf, Jimi Hendrix, Prljavo Kazaliste, Terveet, Kadet, Pink Floyd, Forward, Mellakka, Ivy Green, The Rude Kids, Sensuuri, Death Side, Problemi, Briard, The Kids, Amebix, Hellhound, Cliff Burton era Metallica, Celtic Frost, Abaddon, Articles of Faith, Kafka Process, Negative Approach, Slaughter and the Dogs, Love, Smack, Cockney Rejects, Hanoi Rocks, UNICEF, Briard, Sham 69, Ratsia, Termiti, Eclipse, Lama, Widows, Pekinska Patka, Appendix, Turbostaat, Liket Lever, Crisis, Cyanide, Dezerter, Wrum, Disfear, Ebba Grn, Grisen Skriker, Canal Terror, TV:N Orjat, Adverts, Blitz, Svart Framtid, Vaavi, Martin Denny, Yp Viis, Exploding Hearts, Bastard, Nitwitz, NY Dolls, Fader War, +++

Movies:

Happiness, Nosferatu, Evil Dead 2, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Cannibal Holocaust, Dawn Of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead (the original), VooDoo aka. Zombie 2, Nekromantik, Russ Meyer films, John Waters films, Lucio Fulci films, George Romero films, Freak Stars 3000, 10,000 Maniacs, Bad Taste, Street Trash, Herschel Gordon Lewis films, The Exorcist, Blue Velvet, The Long Road to Hell, Mr. Hands +++

Television:

I hate television.

Books:

Anything by Cormac McCarthy, Last Exit to Brooklyn (Hubert Selby Jr.), Filth (Irvine Welsh), On The Road and Dharma Bums (Jack Kerouac), Robert Young Pelton's "The World's Most Dangerous Places" series, The Snows of Kilimanjaro (Ernest Hemmingway), Most stuff by Robert Kaplan, My War Gone By, I Miss It So (Anthony Lloyd), Anything by HP Lovecraft, Early Clive Barker stuff, Richard Halliburton, Edgar Allen Poe, James Joyce, John Steinbeck, JG Ballard, Oscar Wilde, William S Burroughs, Jim Goad, Guy DeBord, Bill Bryson, Chuck Palahniuk, Rüdiger Nehberg, Jean Paul Sartre, +++

Heroes:

"No More Heroes, Anymore..." - The Stranglers

My Blog

AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND TOUR DATES!!!

AUSTRALIA / NEW ZEALAND TOUR DATESPIERCED ARROWS WILL BE TOURING IN AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND IN JANUARY, SO IF YOU'RE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD COME CHECK US OUT!3/1 - MELBOURNE, AU - DING DONG LOUNGE4/1 -...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:56:00 PST

PIERCED ARROWS AT THE EAST PORTLAND EAGLES LODGE, JULY 21, 2007

FOR ALL THOSE WHO MISSED US AT THE ASH STREET SALOON LAST APRIL, COME CHECK OUT PIERCED ARROWS ON SATURDAY JULY 21ST AT THE EAST PORTLAND EAGLES LODGE, AT SOUTHEAST 50TH AND HAWTHORNE, ACROSS FROM THE...
Posted by kelly on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:57:00 PST

THE REST HOME FOR SENILE OLD PUNKS PRESENTS:

18 years to the day since RESIST played it's first show, and more than 14 years since it played it's last show ever, RESIST will be back on the stage.  We'll be playing at Satyricon (125 SW 6th A...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 06:59:00 PST

SEVERED HEAD OF STATE EUROPEAN TOUR 2007: THE SECOND COMING

The end times are approaching, and it's gonna be LOUD.  Don't miss SEVERED HEAD OF STATE as we tear our way across Europe during the next few weeks.  Here are the dates:SEVERED HEAD OF STATE...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

SEVERED HEAD OF STATE: THE HEAD ROLLS ACROSS THE NORTHWEST.

NOT FUCKING DYING, NOT FUCKING DEAD!SEVERED HEAD OF STATE will play three shows in Portland and seattle, these will be our first shows on the West Coast since 1999.  We're currently in the studio...
Posted by kelly on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST

DEFIANCE: THE RUMORS ARE TRUE...

Yeah, the rumors are true:  after an absence of more than ten years, I'm back in DEFIANCE.  Tomorrow and the next night are my first official* live appearances with the band since my last sh...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:41:00 PST

ENDROPHOBIA EUROPEAN SUMMER NIGHTMARE 2005

Hey! I'll be leaving soon to go on tour with my band Endrophobia, which is me, my brother Ben (Phalanx, Obliterated), Tati (Day By Day, Lost World), Stevie (Anger of Bacterias), and Dennis (Hat bei Ir...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CHAOS IN TEJAS...

I just want to say thanks to everyone who came to see the festival in Austin last weekend, especially all the bands we played with and the people who supported us.  This was SEVERED HEAD OF STATE...
Posted by kelly on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:22:00 PST

GADGIE INTERVIEW

(This originally appeared in the UK 'zine Gadgie (no.18), which was published in spring of 2004. Interview and intro by Marv Gadgie.)SEVERED HEAD OF STATE are an awesome band from the USA, although ba...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YEAH, YOU FUCKIN' HEARD ME...

As of this moment, 8:20 PM, April 12th, 2006, as far as I'm concerned the two best BLACK SABBATH records are "Technical Ecstacy" and "Never Say Die".That's right.Deal with it.
Posted by kelly on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:23:00 PST