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Johnson

success is for winners

About Me

you just hit the cashberg!!! lol. bit of an injoke there.worked in finance since 99. beat the losers to the riches and came out on top. i would say ive got 99 problems (none of them being a bitch), but that would be a lie. i've got no problems now. i've achieved everything a man cold want to achieve. i've scaled mountains, both figuratively, literally and metaphysically. i've soared with eagles. i've shown the haters how its done and they know they've got nothing on me. i can beat them on any battlefield.i work tough and that means i can play hard. people think im a pretty crazy, out there guy, but im actually more a thinker. i like to watch how people relate to each other. people show me their weaknesses without evening knowing it.GUYS STOP TRYING TO ADD ME! SORRY IM NOT GAY!!
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IM OKAY WITH ASIANS MOSTLY BUT NOT CHONSON!!!!

My Interests

success.

I'd like to meet:

single ladies looking for good conversation and maybe a little bit more ;) no pressure of course. lets just say ive had my share of women so im ready to find the one now.

Music:

pete murray, jack johnson, cafe del mar, whatever. anything that chills me out.

Movies:

i thought donnie darko was really interesting. a lot of people dont really get it but i think thats great. means its better for those of us that do get it!

Television:

dont watch tv.

Books:

the art of war, gq (usually italian).

Heroes:

anyone who makes their own fortune. faber est fortunas.

My Blog

i did it ur such a dumb cunt chonny

add this to ur collection bout me hahahaSECTION 1 - YOU+ Known as: johnson+ Birthday: 28+ Hair color: black sumtimes dark brownSECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER+ Fallen off the bed? been pushed off the bed by...
Posted by Johnson on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:52:00 PST

hirin new assistant gotta be asian it seems

u know how i fired the midget and it was the best. well now ive know i need an assistant so im hiring next week and i looked over apps tonite. every single app is from asians. i think chonny is makin ...
Posted by Johnson on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

poker cheat

this new dickhead at the office won about 20k off me and more off others at the office game last wk. i swear hes cheating. me and matt are gonna prank the shit out ofhim. maybe call him and say hes mu...
Posted by Johnson on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:37:00 PST

dubai!

i played tennis on the roof of a hotel heaps far above the water. its in a nike commercial. amazing!!how about all the arabs tho? crazy!! there fuckin everywhere!! why did no one tell me? lol i dont t...
Posted by Johnson on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

i fired the midget!

not cuz hes a midget. he was shit. so i fired him. pretty classic watching him walk out of my office because he couldnt reach the handle. seriously!!!
Posted by Johnson on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

work is crazy

but its been the best jan ever. i made 160k in one month alone. im going to buy a jet. lol j/k. maybe a new car instead.
Posted by Johnson on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:55:00 PST

my poo! lol

today i made $4000 while I pooed! god i love life!
Posted by Johnson on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:21:00 PST

thoughts of johnson part 1

god this office is a sausagefest! uggggh! last time we saw a woman in here we spent so much time gabmling on who was gunna nail her that we all forgot to nail her, hahahaha. im serious.anyway... in be...
Posted by Johnson on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST

this is classic!! lol

my office just hired a midget. its so funny!!!! he works in the it deparment. hahahaha oh god.
Posted by Johnson on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:59:00 PST