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About Me

Hi, I am 37 years young & loving not being graceful. I love the glamour of the 30's - 40's & 50's badgirls. Mae West rules Doris Day sucks................................... I am owned by the very glamorous Treacle Tart (my 6 year old kitten). She lets me live in HER house & sometimes even lets me have some of the bed......................................................... .........................................................In my short time on this planet I've had an abusive childhood, cancer and been in a road accident that nearly killed me and left me permanently disabled with a walking stick & Complex regional pain syndrome. They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger...... That makes me one tough cookie!!!................................................... .........................................................I work hard making unique stuff for my stalls at local rock 'n' roll venues. I sell hand made cards, skinny ties, dresses, tops, sweater, fans and hair flowers all made by my own fair hand. I used to work with a lot of suicidal people (that's not a joke btw). I love going out with my mates on the rockin' scene but I don't get to do it as often as I would like because I'm always in too much bloody pain. I have fantastic family & friends that love & respect me as much as I do them. I guess that makes me a lucky lady.Red lipstick & a bottle of Chanel no5 is all I need to face the world....................................................... ........................................................
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I Am less confident than you think
I Want to be able to dance again
I Have far too many bra's
I Wish my pants were a bit smaller
I Hate people that lie to impress you
I Fear nuns....... I'm serious
I Hear 50's music most of the time
I Search for a cure.
I Wonder If I'll ever find one.
I Regret going to work the day of the accident
I Love my family & my kitten
I Ache all the bloody time
I Always have knitting needles in my hands
I Usually wear red lipstick
I Am Not as big as I used to be
I Dance in my dreams
I Sing when no one is around
I Never give up
I Rarely drink
I Cry in private
I Am Not Always on this planet (pain killers suck)
I Lose weight....... how great is that!
I'm Confused most of the time
I Need nothing more than I have
I Should be glamorous 24 -7.
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My Interests

I've always got a vintage knitting project on the go and I'm over the top with collecting 30's - 50's patterns. I tend to make most of my own clothes coz I hate crappy highstreet fashion. Is it me or is 1984 back in? The ra-ra skirt? Please God, I hated them then, why the hell would I bother now? My guilty pleasure has to be Rugby union. A long time Northampton Saints fan.... Oh lads, yes I do know the rules. A Saturday afternoon spent with 30 big & dirty men can't be wrong...... Ok, maybe it is when they're on a TV

I'd like to meet:

Anyone on the rockin' / rockabilly scene or anyone that is just a cool person. No one needs to look like a rock star to be interesting. I will not answer you if you don't have a pic / open profile, you collect only female friends or if you spell the word come 'cum'. Come on people, I don't care if you want me to look at your tits on a web cam. I don't care if your wife doesn't understand you but even more I DON'T want to be your wife!!!!! Please respect this. I love rockabilly & punk (old school not pre school)if you want me to check out your band in that vein...cool. I like swing music....not parties. If you want to talk about vintage fashion...fantastic. Can't promise you'll change my views on life... but hell! I'll listen to yours. ..

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Music:

I'm into the rockabilly scene but I still love old school punk. Carl Perkins & Wanda Jackson are never far from the cd, Jerry Lee Lewis, Long Tall Texans, Dan Sartain, Johnny Cash, Cramps, Buddy Holly, Ramones, The Clash / anything Joe Strummer ever did. I'm not blinkered with music..... if it's good then it's good. I hate people that ONLY listen to 1 style & never drift into other stuff. That's just too boring.I think my jukebox pretty much covers it.I listen to http://www.live365.com/stations/motorbilly every week.
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Movies:

Never get fed up of Christine or Pleasentville. I'll watch any crappy 50's B movie to check out the clothes. I love the Ealing comedies and think that the makers of the 'remakes' should be tortured and killed for my pleasure.

Television:

I used to watch all the soaps but now I'm just a Hollyoaks fan. There, I said it. Hold it against me if you will but I find that I never get fed up of watching fit young men.;-) I have no time for reality tv. The only way I'd make a vote on Big Brother is if one of the options was to bomb the place on the first night.

Books:

I love nasty history books. I have a nice collection of historical crime & punishment stuff. Mainly stuff about Newgate prison & the Tyburn Tree. Highway men & pirates also get my full attention. I like a good biography but only from someone old / dead that has a real reason to be famous. Other than that I usually have me nose in a vintage knitting mag.

Heroes:

Joe Strummer was a God & Mae West a Devil.... I strive to both.Oh, and the person that invented chocolate.Video and Image Hosting"> Blue Suede Shoes -- Carl Perkins

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My Blog

How fucking irresponsible can they get????

I know Xmas is the silly season for stupid TV ads but I have just sat through a chocolate advert that left me open mouthed. Galaxy (the chocolate brand) have a really cute little elf that was in charg...
Posted by Jane on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:42:00 PST

4 pints of milk, a packet of fags & a divorce please

The world has gone mad, beyond anything I could imagine. A new law could, and is likely to, come in to allow you to buy a divorce at Tesco's. I kid you not. 'They' want to make it easier to get divorc...
Posted by Jane on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST

Part 2

Ok, after very little sleep I get woken up by the phone. It kept ringing, rung off, then started again. Guessing no one else was home I dragged my sorry arse downstairs. It was the sperm donor. ...
Posted by Jane on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:36:00 PST

Birthday from hell..... part 1

As I come up to my 36th birthday people keep asking me if I'm dreading it. I can honestly tell everyone No! Whatever happens in the next 100 years I know I've had the birthday that will top everyt...
Posted by Jane on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:38:00 PST

Authority 1 - fun 0

Today is Halloween, not that you'd bloody well know it. Like every other year I've got bags of goodies ready for small children. I hate the little buggers except for this one day a year. It's now gone...
Posted by Jane on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:41:00 PST

When I grow up I want to be a ...................

stripper!!!!!!!!!! This is all true, my poor Mum should have known that I was going to be trouble. I went to a very nice playgroup, at the age of 4, run by the Salvation Army. On the last day b...
Posted by Jane on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

I've become a food Nazi.

In September 2005 (and for a good while before) I was a massive size 30. Hard to believe but true. I had a really bad accident which left me at the mercy of the doctors and hospital staff for years. T...
Posted by Jane on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST

How to worry a Chav Mum.

Ok, first of all you go out into a Chav town ( are there any that aren't ) wearing my idea of 'normal' clothes. Then you top it off (or is that bottom it off ) with a pair of black suede creepers with...
Posted by Jane on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST

Make yourself feel old!

I have this strange new weekend game I like to play. I've started to watch challenge tv. Basically old Saturday quiz shows. It's amazing to see the crap prizes and the 80's lack of pc. Blankety blank!...
Posted by Jane on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:08:00 PST

What dulux don't tell you

I spent ALL bloody weekend painting my front room caddi blue, in hope that it would look fab & sexy with my bubblegum pink kitchen. Did it? Like buggery. When Dulux did that ad putting blue & ...
Posted by Jane on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST