Manute

My cousin Dikembe and I were picked off trees in the jungles of Africa to play basketball in America. I was the number 31 pick in the 1985 NBA draft for the Washington Bullets. After retiring in the mid 90s I started two new sports. First I played CHL hockey for the Indianapolis Ice, but had to stop because no one could use a 7'7" uncoordinated African-apeman who doesn't speak English. Next, I tried boxing but obviously I am a skinny bitch with, again, no coordination. I enjoy long walks on the beach with Pervis Ellison. I also enjoy a good banana. My shlong is 18" long and i need a towel to keep it from hitting the floor. I plan to soon put that towel on Ebay.