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Space Cowboii

Shut the fuck up and eat some biscuits...

About Me

* Shhh!...it happens... it can be the good stuff in life if you can laugh. Some people say I am a cynical. My words sometimes have teeth... what I call amusing..you might call sick. Rainy days are much needed to slow my head down. I love the taste of a good book. I am forward, but I try to lean back..geographically challenged...verbally blunt,crafty, non-sensical, silly... Absolute Aries,trying to be Zen in a fire..I wear words to keep my distance..My smile can be the sun or a switch blade...Off the cuff, random order,lost, found,--curved mind. Watching people makes me.... I take my soda water with a glass of Scotch, and any bullshit with a smile. Don't cry because it's over, SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED
"As wicked as you are, you're beautiful to me..."


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My Interests


"You've got to think about all the things you like and decide whether they're worth sticking around for. And if they are, you'll find a way to do this." -Rube, Dead Like Me
a good glass of scotch,mmmm MmmmmMuscle Burn, Sweet and Salty,spicy Thai, being thirsty. Smiling till it hurts. SHARKS!
Jazz hands,
BLONDe AMBITION, SALUTATIONS!people watching,
Romance made for doing time

RAD, VERBAL DANCING,
whiskey, laughing at myself
RAM bling,
Inhale-Exhale, ALLITERATION,
walking away, confrontation,rolling rrrrrr's, dirrrrty martinis, thread bangers, T.SHIRTS, gun slinging, salsa shaking, Sunny vodka treatment, heart beating,
--- RHINO WRESTLING, THUMB WRANGLING,GIL NETTING,
business men and 17 year old boys that work at Quiznos,
the idea of spelling God differently, pink leather,Smiling at girls who have decided it is better to hate one another,Running barefoot, Snow Angels,PUDDLE JUMPING, INSPIRING YOU TO CHEW ON MY WORDS,fishing and drinking a six pack, botox, boxing, poetry, Beating the shit out of myself, The art of Seduction, Seeking Truth, hair weaves, high noon power hour, "sorry, no dice GRANDMA," cheap plastic BLING, taxidermy, knitting, Murder, Mayhem, fine china, and the thigh master ...

I'd like to meet:


“You have so much power to bring awareness, prevention and change.” -Ashley Judd

Music:

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Death Before Dishonor,5finger Death punch

Movies:



Salton Sea, Donnie Darko****, The Dead Girl, Quills, Fall, CHEESY SHARK ATTACK FLICKS ( ALL OF 'EM) Royal Tenenbaums, Napolean Dynamite, Clockwork Orange, Owning Mahoney, Magnolia "respect the c@$k...", Garden State, Almost Famous, Nowhere, Lock Stock and 2 smoking Barrels, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, To Wong Fu, American Psycho, City of God, Reservoir Dogs, Requiem For A Dream, Crash, Drop Dead Fred, RAD- is the reason my knees are torn to shit, Day of The Dead, Hackers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The United States of Leland, Chocolat, What dreams may come, Lost In Translation, Almost Famous, The Illusionist, I Heart Huckabees, Dazed and Confused, Flawless, What the Bleep Do We Know?, The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, I absolutely love Phillip Seymour Hoffman and William H. Macy they are the some of the most brilliant character actors of our time....

Books:

Suicide Blonde, Girl Walking Backwards, Flow, SEX, DRUGS, AND COCO PUFFS, the myth of you and me, E,P,L..The lovely bones,Garden Spell,
Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

Heroes:

Mistah Mike K!!

Arnold: "Calee-Fornia", G.Bush: "I know what I believe, and I will continue to Articulate what I believe and what I believe. And I believe what I believe is right." Pam Anderson: " I haven't had too many auditions; fortunately I slept with the right people." THOSE ARE A JOKE!

My Father, My cousin Aja, My Aunt, My friends ( some of the strongest people I know) Henry Rollins, Ashley Judd,

...the Ladies in my life that have: Attitude:The link between attitude and behavior exists but depends on human behavior, some of which is passionate or completely fucking crazy

My Blog

Toddo?

My favorite myspace message ever is from My Dear Mr. Toddo Merrick.  It made my millenium:   I can't help but notice that there is an imposter Toddo on your list of fun comments. I need som...
Posted by Space Cowboii on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST

SERENADE

dedicated to the D.J. and the DanceHe made love to his music,and I seduced the songSerenade, breaking every barricadethis fire, Fuck! it just won't fadedark, drenched in desire for de...
Posted by Space Cowboii on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:24:00 PST

Fuck the FDA

All that the FDA stands for is an administration geared to make profit off people by boosting aleopathic sales; I.E: Pharmecueticals. Because the pharmeuetical market is a massive billion dollar indus...
Posted by Space Cowboii on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

MICHELLE BACHMANN IS THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST

She looks timid, and ominously well kept in pink and her Sunday Pearls. She is Minnesota's most well versed Christian Conservative and she is imposing her smile and seething ideals with George Bush's...
Posted by Space Cowboii on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

TESTICLES AND ELBOWS U CAN'T LICK

Here are some fun fucking facts!MARINATE ON THEM FOR A MOMENT...I WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE TO GATHER THEM:-)The two most dangerous jobs in the U.S. are commercial fishing and logging.( I can attest to ...
Posted by Space Cowboii on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:19:00 PST