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Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.----Crash Davis ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ******************************************************** The most spiritual men, as the strongest, find their happiness where others would find their destruction: in the labyrinth, in hardness against themselves and others, in experiments. Their joy is self-conquest. Difficult tasks are a privilege to them; to play with burdens that crush others, a recreation. They are the most venerable kind of man: that does not preclude their being the most cheerful and the kindliest. ---- Friedrich Nietzsche

My Interests

Movies, Published Literature, Real Estate,

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I'd like to meet:

Saint George, Andrei Sakharov, Ray Kroc, Pete Rozelle, Amadeo Peter Giannini, Teddy Roosevelt, Bill Russell
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Music:

Movies:

Something with a good story and good cinematography.

Television:

Scrubs Nip/Tuck The Office Lost..Deadwood is the best show on TV, but like a bunch of Idiots they cancelled. At least the y replaced it with John From Cincinatti, which is really good. Entourage. But the New Hotness is.... The Flight of the ConchordsBusiness Time (FOTC)
..Part Time Model FOTC
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Books:

Yes, I enjoy a good one.

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Iron Man

Iron Man 95%
The Flash 75%
Green Lantern 65%
Catwoman 65%
Superman 60%
Spider-Man 60%
Hulk 55%
Supergirl 50%
Batman 40%
Robin 40%
Wonder Woman 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Blog

SOUTHLAND TALES.......watch this movie!!!!!!!

California is at the epicenter of a political and environmental disaster that threatens to destroy the world in this ambitious fusion of comedy, drama, dystopian science fiction, and music from writer...
Posted by Shawn Reed on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:19:00 PST

Rounds

Disc Golf Rounds to date 29 Courses to date 9 www.mainediscgolf.com BAP - Gorham 2 rounds w/ Jess par for the day 4/2...
Posted by Shawn Reed on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:39:00 PST

This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy Shit what an awesome movie!!!!! Better than expected. The best action and grahics film I've ever seen. Yeah it's better than Rush Hour 2. And I saw it at IMAX so when a head gets cut off on a 100...
Posted by Shawn Reed on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:47:00 PST

Clerks 2

Go see it and prepare to die laughing THE FUNNIEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!!!
Posted by Shawn Reed on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

BUZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Not to bad in the hot weather. Most women have found that rubbing it brings good luck. Stay cool everyone....
Posted by Shawn Reed on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:59:00 PST

To that guy in the sauna

It's awesome that you feel liberated enough to sprawl out over half of the already too small enclosure. Even better that you enjoy the Wall Street Journal at 215 degrees. I too like to read my Busines...
Posted by Shawn Reed on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:43:00 PST

SnBJ Day is the new Holiday!!!

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find...
Posted by Shawn Reed on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:56:00 PST

We Have a HO-Down over here

Second row in front of the stage seats 1 and 2 sweeeeeeeeettttttttt...
Posted by Shawn Reed on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:27:00 PST

Ya know what really makes me want to slap people

"POPPED" Collars Who the fuck ever thought this was cool. It may very well be the dummest thing going right now. Especially a guy wearing a PINK polo shirt with his collar "popped". I'm sure whe...
Posted by Shawn Reed on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:35:00 PST

Movie Review: Murderball

OK so this might be the ballsiest movie of the year. As well as one of the best. Murderball is another name for quad-rugby, where dudes in mad-max wheelchairs get out on the court and crush each other...
Posted by Shawn Reed on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:23:00 PST