*I'm boring amd freely admit it. *I rarely leave my house, except to work and stock up on toilet paper. *I can be cheap, yet always over tip. *I've been know to break wind, then blame it on co-workers. *I constantly talk about poop. *I buy eggs, yet never eat them and end up throwing them out. *I live alone, which means I live like a slob. *I can't sleep without a fan being on and even take a big fan on business trips with me. *I can't drive stick shift. *When I was 8 I fell on a piece of glass, while trying to do the crane kick from the Karate Kid. *I drool ALL over the place in my sleep. *I am not afraid to admit to liking Styx and Journey, even going as far as to do a duet, of some Journey songs, on a roadtrip to Canada (He's gonna be glad I shared that). *I like to use the can at work, cause that's less toilet paper I use at home. *I once barked into a girl's vagina, she found it odd. *I wear the same pair of green shorts all the time. *I put indy wrestling shows as a top priority in my life. *I don't talk on the phone, unless it's worked related. *I think pantsing people is funny. *I text message like a mother fucker. *I once split my friend's head open with just a plastic soda bottle. *I watch the same movies over and over. *I save nearly every piece of mail I get. *I never clean my refidgerator. *I wear shorts all year round. *I refuse to get rid of my favorite pair of sneakers, even if you can see my foot sticking out of them. *I have a hairy back and talk about it all the time. *I'll talk to you online, but if I see you in person will barely say "hi", cause I'm a dork. *I swear everyone hates me. *If I see a turtle crossing the street, I pull over and take it to the other side of the road. *I only talk to my Mom and Sister twice a year. *I'm bad at remembering birthdays. *I'm even worse at remembering names. *I can yell louder than you, yet this talent has not got me very far in life. *I've spent the last 6 years of my life around some of the best indy wrestlers in the world, yet I can't wrestle to save my life. *I don't do drugs. *I only Dance at weddings, if they have a full open bar. *I love American history. It's nearly impossbile to offend me. *I like tattoos, but take years to finish any piece I get. *I like to make people laugh so hard, their drink comes out of their nose. *My sister once closed my hand in her car door then drove away, with me running along side the car. *I'm originally from Paulsboro, New Jersey. *My mom has dated the same guy for over 20 years and I still refuse to except him as part of our family. *I think it's funny to try and show my boss my pierced balls, he runs like a bitch. *I run from roaches like a woman. *I think marriage is a sham. *I think kids are a prison. *I'll make you laugh, cause I'm a funny fuck. *I'll make you cry cause I'm a depressing asshole. *Once you get to know me, you'll hate me. *I won't touch old books cause they're gross. *I work two jobs, cause I love money and really have nothing else to do. *I hate drugs and I hate smoking. *420 is a joke. *Over the top Juggalos make me laugh. *I'd die for my best friend. *I love dogs. *I hope to someday go to an Annual RattleSnake Round Up. *Sometimes I forget how to spell my middle name. That pretty much sums it up. *I plan to someday open my own dollar bridge, made of 2x4's a plywood.If you want to get to know me more, feel free to IM me on AIM ChadShaft68, ChadShaftAV or on my Sidekick ChadShaftOgo or check out my website www.ChadShaft.net
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