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Mamma Rose

SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!!!

About Me

Well, I'm going to school right now for nursing and I work for a gym. This takes up a lot of my free time so my house is generally kept in a cluttery state. I try to keep up with the house work but, inevitably, I always fall behind and end up having to do either a ‘rush clean’ for unexpected company or spend one entire day getting everything in order. I believe that my socks and shoes belong wherever they land when I take them off. I don’t really make my bed...only because I know that I’m going to crawl back into it later and rearrange the covers in a configuration of my choosing. I try to only use the dishwasher because I hate doing dishes 'manually'. If an item is not 'dishwasher safe' then I tend to avoid it's use alltogether. I love to cook and am damn good at it and very opinionated about that (probably because I’m Italian, if you couldn't tell from the pics). I’m usually alone and listening to music when I’m cooking so I dance around my kitchen like an idiot and sing into whatever utensil is readily available. I sometimes like to sleep late. If I do, I get up around 12pm or so. That's because I'm a dork and I stay up way too late watching the Discovery, Science, or National Geographic channels. I also watch the weather channel like it's my job. I enjoy beer…deal with it. I like NASCAR…deal with it. I have a dog...he's my best friend. I prefer his company to most people. I let him sleep in the bed with me and we cuddle on the couch. If this is a problem, then best to keep it to yourself. I'm very sarcastic and animated and I raise my voice a lot. I have an extremely warped sense of humor and I like it that way. I'll do almost anything for a laugh. I usually don’t take too many things seriously and often find the use of supperlatives to be relaxing. I'm also a huge fan of potty humor. Burps are funny, but farts are better....and poo is just the greatest thing ever!! I laugh at off-color jokes and nothing really offends me.

My Interests

Being sarcastic, laughing, sports, cooking, working out, music, NASCAR, Football, hockey...ummmm..I like all kinds of things. Things are good. Stuff is pretty cool too.

I'd like to meet:

I am very blunt and to the point, almost to a fault. If I don’t like something, I will tell you...no offense. I am not a weak person and have a very strong personality and should probably be with someone who is the same way. Or at least someone who wants to have a good time. I tend to bust balls a lot so you’ll probably need to be a little thick-skinned with me. I’m known to be ‘just one of the guys’ so I like a nice manly man who will sit down and watch sports with me and enjoy a good round of tailgating before the big game. I can’t stand spinelessness, lying, cheating, two-faced people, wussies, wishy-washy attitudes, and pussies. At the same time, I don’t mind it if you’re opinionated, loud, a little crude, and sit on the couch with your hand down your pants.

Music:

Depends on the mood. BT, Nickelback, Jurassic 5, Black eyed Peas, The Crystal Method, Busta Rhymes, Snoop, Missy Elliott, Jay-Z, Hybrid, fatboy slim, Jamiroquai...shit too many to name. Mainly listen to Deep/progressive trance, ambient, downtempo, and breaks.

Movies:

Too many to list. Mostly comedies or sci-fi, oh and porn. Lot's of porn.

Television:

Football, Nascar, hockey, Chappelle Show, Sealab 2021, ATHF, House, Scrubs, 24, Simpsons, family guy, seinfeld, pretty much anything funny, Howard Stern, and anything educational on Discover, National Geographic, or the science channel....because I'm a big dork.

Books:

When I graduate maybe I actually have time to read for pleasure.

Heroes:

are delicious! My heroes are my family and friends.

My Blog

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a clutz.

Hey all,I sprained my ankel something fierce on Saturday night.  No, there's no big exciting story leading up to this one.  Just chalk it up to my being a dumbass.  I'm such a clutz tha...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:42:00 PST

Why fake it?

So in a relationship, or even in the search for one, we all tend to show the good parts of our persona before we let the "real us" hang out.  What if I changed my profile to tell the truth about ...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

Time to vent...the parents are home!!!

I love my parents....I really do....BUT....there are a few key ground rules we need to lay down while they're up here visiting. #1.  If you're not in the room...turn off the damn light!!  ES...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

morons

I have one thing to say right now.....if you're gonna do something...just fucking do it!!!!  I hate these people who say they're gonna do one thing and then either never do it or do something els...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

Funny Shit

This site is pretty funny but this video is freakin' awesome!!! http://www.rathergood.com/seepage/
Posted by Mamma Rose on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:24:00 PST

Stop fucking my music up, dammit!!!!

Ok, I have to get angry about this one, and if you don't like my music then fine....but STOP throwing it in any old genre all willynilly!!!!!FIRST OF ALL:ALL electronic dance music CANNOT be catagoriz...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:41:00 PST

Hate being sick!!!

I really hate being freakin' sick!!  I have no drive to do anything right now!!!  I'm just gonna hunker down on the couch with a big fluffy comforter, giant sweater, some crackers, ging...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST

E A G L E S EAGLES!!!!!

To all who stayed up and hung in there... E   A   G   L   E   S      EAGLES!!!!! Philly bleeds green, bitches!!!!!...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

Miller Lite.....great commercials!!

I would now like to salute Miller Lite and their recent add campaign. LOVE THE REFS LAYIN' THE SMACK DOWN!!! If I'm ever out anywhere and some ref decides to jump out and start handing out penalties...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why do people hate NASCAR?

Why does everybody instantly label you a hick just b/c you like NASCAR. I can't stand that shit. But I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion....EVEN THOUGH IT'S WRONG!!!! Just kidding :) I j...
Posted by Mamma Rose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST