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I'm a funny ass bitch~*~All my jokes rock-that's right they are funny hahah~*~People tend to laugh at me, not with me~*~I repeat stories a kajillion times~*~I crack myself up~*~I love lotion because I'm ashy~*~I love guys armpits, that manly smell, mmmm.~*~I have a million laughs~*~My eyebrows are in transition from non existance to
puberty.~*~My family is all fucked up. Except for me.~*~I change the oil in my truck every 12,000 miles.~*~I like sports. I'm to fat to run but I can play like I mean it.~*~I do shit ass backwards.~*~I speak without thinking sometimes.~*~I love old school jams, "mackdaddy, ohhhh"~*~I love the Yankees.~*~I hate the Eagles.~*~I like warm water and rarely finish a bottle.~*~I leave my shit at peoples houses, clothes, toothbrush
etc.~*~I leave my chewed up gum on people's furniture.~*~I can't spell for shit.~*~I don't know the difference between there, their,
they're~*~I rarely drink~*~I don't do drugs~*~I don't smoke~*~I curse like a sailor~*~I love to wrestle around, I never give up~*~I'll beat your ass if you cross me~*~I am not that forgiving anymore~*~I hold grudges~*~I am very sarcastic and love to bust balls~*~I love my friends more than anything, sometimes they can
be douches.~*~Once you have me as a friend, I'll be there for you for life.~*~I am GHETTO FAB~*~I change my hair often.~*~I have a mocha bottom.~*~I love my pitbull even though his farts smell like
saurkraut~*~I hate when someones pissed at me.~*~I am a very honest upfront person.~*~I can be a cunt when taking diet pills.~*~I mean well.~*~I have a huge heart, and tend to care to much.~*~Love ink, love piercings.~*~I'm not hot, but I have a great personality.~*~If I was a car, I wouldn't sell.~*~If I was a stripper you would pay me to keep my clothes on.~*~My daughter is my life.~*~I respect those who respect me.~*~I follow "pain is pleasure and I benefit from both"~*~I use alot of qtips.~*~I take shit to personal sometimes.~*~I say words that I truely believe exist but am usually told I made them up.~*~Cross me and I"ll fuck you dry.~*~I can be vengeful.~*~I hate caring so much my heart gets hurt.~*~Life is short, and I don't want to hold back, so that means I will get hurt, its inevitable~*~I can dance, you better watch out for the big girl ~*~I want to be a piece of arm candy~*~I became a texting whore ever since I got my hot ass pink sidekick 3, thank you chad.~*~I tell the same story over and over cause I forgot I told it~*~I'm alot of fun to be around~*~I have round big american eyes as someone puts it~*~Screw being like everyone else, there is only one Natasza and lucky you if you know me like that~*~I noticed at times, certain people need to be put in check and I'll be the one to put you in check mo-fo~*~Us woman are crazy sometimes, I just happen to be less crazy than others, unless your a cunt and you step on my toes~*~I like donkeys~*~I like nice boobs~*~I think that some people need a wake up call once in awhile to realize what they got, cause i'm just friggen awsome, why would anyone want to hurt or disrespect me?~*~It is believed that puertorican hussy's like me carry razor blades under their tongues, but remember I'm half polish, I carry it elsewhere~*~I'm pretty sure I'm not marriage material~*~I don't want any more crumbsnatchers, I think~*~Right now, I'm happy where I'm at~*~I want to go tubeing, I have never been~*~I want to go to florida for the weekend, anyone want to take me~*~I can't stress enough how many good friends I got, I love them all and I'm happy with alot of the new friends I have gained recently~*~I invade personal space when sleeping in bed with someone~*~Last but not least, I am by far, unlike the rest. I am not medicore by far--sucks to be other chicks huh?~*~Do I toot my own horn? I do now bitches, i'm not cocky, just learning to be confident~*~Thats alittle bit about me folks.~*~I'M JUST A BAD GIRL WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.If you truely want to get to know what I'm all about, just drop an email
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