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About Me

Hey everybody! I'm Duck. Have you been to DUCK WALKS INTO A BAR ? It's my crazy-ass website with short films and Pond Water commercials and my brand new Insult-o-Grams!
You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

My Interests

Walking into Bars, Alcohol, women, wetlands, sea weed diving, one sided conversations, pond water, bird seed, cheese and quackers, Mocha Quackaccinos, human behavior and mating rituals, urban myths, sex with humming birds and long bubble baths.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with free time and a slightly twisted nature. Quack!

Music:

The Byrds. The Black Crows. Sheryl Crow. Counting Crows. Did I miss any?

Television:

Waste of time...except for nature specials and Skinemax.

Books:

"Make Way for Ducklings".

Heroes:

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More Duck Than You Can Handle!

Hi, my name is: Duck!Never in my life have I been: a goose. Those pussies.The one person who can drive me nuts is: the guy who says "Closing Time!" High school was: a great place to pick up...
Posted by Duck on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

A Peek Into My Bird Brain. Quack!

40 Things Rarely Asked Survey:1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?Why do you think I don't wear any pants?2. Do you have any weird sleeping habits?Why don't you stay over and find out. Qu...
Posted by Duck on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST