Mister pokaroo - ProfilesArchive

About Me

do the words drunken redneck gothic cowboy mean anything to you? Does the word carnie mean anything to you? or how about loud mouthed bastard who talks way to much? well i feel i am all of these things and more....or not.

My Interests

I like art even though i know nothing about it. I like music but yet again i know nothing about it, I have some hobbies but they are geeky so i wont put them

I'd like to meet:

who i want to meat? i mean meet? i dont know...someone whose not themselves today? or someone who is..... I dont know , or really care..noone talks to me anyways. I have to talk to them. but hey if u want...u could message me......if u wanted

Music:

anything...almost, from the 70's,the 80's, and 90's some of the new junk they have too...

Movies:

anything that makes me laugh, so old school horror movies.

Television:

cartoons.....thats all i got.

Books:

Kurt Vonngeut

Heroes:

Do super heros count? no one has answered this yet... so any supervillian that has come close to killing the hero, cobra from g.i.joe sponge bob square pants, sweetcheeks steve...because he did what i couldn't then told me how to do it.

My Blog

for the poohface

an ode to my kittenoh my how i'm smitten I love the thing between your ears and the thing between your theighs.I tell you more of my feelings, secrects then lies.An ode to my girlwho makes my toes cur...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

i have never been in so much awe

http://www.wanderingbohemian.net/gallery.html take a look and be amazed
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST

its a me a pokaroo

Pokaroogreetings I am the great mister pokarooI come from the land beyond the polkadot doorI was born to a christian whoreLife is a quest hit enter if you wish to know more.I was once king.Set up with...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:50:00 PST

yours for 24 hours

If you...HAD ME AL0NE...L0CkED UPiN Y0UR R00MF0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS& WE C0ULD D0 WHATEVER Y0U WANTEDWHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WiTH ME?TELL ME iN MY INB0X...CUZ iTS A SECRET...THEN REP0ST THiS iN Y0UR BULLE...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

vomit?

the right tools for any job huh? tools change by job...some are needed for certain jobs. the only tools i can think of the most are human beings. We are forced to work for shit pay so we can buy shitt...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

mind fart.

So now i have some strange job selling knives for cutco....sounds kinda fucked up huh? kinda like a lil cult. People are telling me i should be going to school instead...but where oh fucking where can...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST

i got a b in life

[x]You have a girlfriend/boyfriend[ ] You have your own room.[ ] You own a cell phone.[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.[x] Your parents are still married.[x] You love your family on occasion.[ ...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

top 4 stuff?

TOP FOUR HEREDont change your myspace top 4- fill the people in below- answer the questions truthfully1. michelle 2. dawn3. steve4. echoHave you ever showered with number 3?No Where did you meet numbe...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

i asked what i could do

I realised i was awake while i was screaming,It seems to be reality I'm dreaming.It seems nothing is real,It all seems to have that fake feel.I asked what I could do.She said, I could drill a hole in ...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:27:00 PST

this is pretty funny but yet so true

There are 11ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 friends,...
Posted by Mister pokaroo on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST