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Sheilah

Well that's just gay.

About Me

Everything happens for a reason.I LOVE to play practical jokes.I wake up happy.I'm honest.I can sit in my apt and play my guitar for hours.I am a part time model.I have great friends!I fantasize about tripping people when I walk behind them.I have a potty mouth.I prefer younger men.I play the clarinet.I sell jeans to pay the bills and intern at a recording studio on my spare time.I take a bubble bath every night.I need tea in the morning or I will bite your head off.My bird chirps uncontrollably.I like to trip and fall in public.I'm always running into things.When I sneeze I pee in my pants.I always wanna lose 5 pounds.I love white cake.I always want to learn something new.I am comfortable being alone.And gosh darn it, people like me.

My Interests

Music Music Music...My guitar...Modeling....Record Engineering...Pro Tools...Tattoos...Old Cars...Tylenol PM.....Makeup...Respect...Spirituality...Tea...ghost hunting....bubble baths...pinups...leopard..Erotica...Laughing my ass off...PATIENCE...candles...never giving up...yoga...steak dinners...Recon...Practical jokes...ENJOYING THE SILENCE!...reading...painting...watching my neighbors w/binoculars...quality friends...kindness...Music...GENTLEMEN...Levi's...taking care of myself...My bird Buddy...Sushi...Writing...Driving stick shift...East Coast connections...one Camel cigarette...Honesty...MUSIC!!!

I'd like to meet:

NOBODY. I only want to keep in touch w/people I already know.Oh yeah, people that don't know the difference between they're, their and there, you're and your, to and too, passed and past (to name a few) so I can give them a grammar lesson.

Music:

BARRY MANILOW...David Bowie...The Black Crowes...Spoon...The Pretenders...Carly Simon...ELO...Clutch...Depeche Mode..Neil Diamond...Live...The Eagles...Neil Sedaka...Imperial Drag..Elton John...Journey...Sex Pistols...John Mayer...Billy Squier...Emerson Hart...Blind Melon...The Brothers Johnson..Stevie Wonder..The Cult...The Who...Dave Matthews Band..Franz Ferdinand....Michael Jackson...Maroon 5..REM...Puddle of Mudd...Pink...Earth Wind & Fire...The Babys...The Beach Boys...Rod Stewart..Snow Patrol...Willie Nelson...Stone Roses...Travis...The Spinners...Michael Jackson...George Michael...Erasue...George Benson...The Police...Genesis...The Beatles...Jewel...Gordon Lightfoot...REM...Hall and Oates...The Temptations...ELVIS

Movies:

Sideways...Superbad...Old School....Dolemite....Goodfellas...Boomerang...Return of the Living Dead...The Bank Job...Friday...Next Friday...The Secret...Requiem for a Dream...Unzipped...Seamless...The Secret...Anchorman...Jay and Silent Bob...Terror Train...Closer...Superstar in a Housedress-the Tony Curtis story...The Heartbreak Kid ...ummmm Anything with Jack Black in it!!...He's the sexiest man alive!

Television:

TRU TV!!!!....Weeds (Cuz I was on it-Kate Belanski-the anorexic neighbor).....Hee Haw...QVC...Leave it to Beaver...Road Trip with Huell Howser...I Love New York...America's Most Wanted...Cheaters...South Park...I Love Lucy...CNN...Family Guy...Snapped...Rock of Love...anything that has dirty whores in it.

Books:

Thing of Beauty (The Gia Carangi Story)...The Budda in your Mirror..Confederacy of Dunces...Edie...Crime and Punishment...Siddhartha...Dry...1984...Notes of a Dirty Old Man...Nightstalker...Gainesville Ripper...The Chosen...The Hllside Stranglers...Any True Crime stories

Heroes:

My therapist.....cuz he put me back together again....and Karen Carpenter..she had such willpower.

My Blog

Cell phone suggestion

Ok so twice this past week I have wanted to slam my phone down on the jackass on the other end but could only push the "call end" button which doesn't do shit. They still only hear just a little "clic...
Posted by Sheilah on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:47:00 PST

Do not try this alone!

I got the brilliant idea to go roller skating(I’m not an amateur to this sport). I can’t believe I’m still immobilized and can’t remove myself from bed other than to go to the ...
Posted by Sheilah on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:16:00 PST

another survey

Body: Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!! REPOST with name of high school and graduating year!1. Did you date someone from yo...
Posted by Sheilah on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:49:00 PST

I hate this day!

Can the fucking day get any worse????? I had to deal w/unruly entitled customers from hell so I decided to raid the case of champagne hidden at work in the stock room, bring a bottle home and ease the...
Posted by Sheilah on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:22:00 PST