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ZOMBIE TIM

WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL, THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH!!

About Me




What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because there is no more room in hell. You feed on living flesh - anything you can get your decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage to your rotting brain.
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Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT BUT I CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU WHAT I DO OR I WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU! NAW, IT'S NOT REALLY THAT BIG OF A DEAL BUT THE MONEY IS SWEET! UHHH..I JUST WATCH ALOT OF TV AND MOVIES MAN, I'M NOT REAL COMPLEX. I GO TO THE GYM SOMETIMES BUT NOT LIKE I USED TO.(NEED A NEW WORKOUT PARTNER)I LIKE PLAYING WITH MY TWO KI...I MEAN DOGS, PUDGE (PUG) AND SPAZ (CHIHUAHUA). CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE HAS THE ATTITUDE PROBLEM? I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT, THE OTHER ONE IS FAT. I LIKE CONTACT SPORTS, ESPECIALLY UFC AND BOXING. FOOTBALL TOO. NO BASEBALL, GOLF OR NASCAR (THAT SHIT IS WAY TOO BORING FOR ME). I HAVE ABOUT 3,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF INK ON ME.(9 PRETTY GOOD SIZE TATTOOS) I LIKE GIRLS WHO HAVE TATS OR PIERCINGS. I HAVE A COUPLE OF PIERCINGS. MY TOUNGUE AND TWO IN MY LEFT EAR. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT I'M DIRTY MINDED OR HAVE A SICK SENCE OF HUMOR. I FIND THINGS THAT WOULD OFFEND OR DISTURB MOST PEOPLE TO BE VERY FUNNY. OH, AND I LIKE TO GET DRUNK WITH MY FRIENDS ON THE WEEKENDS. THATS ABOUT IT. Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

UMMM, SEX...DRAWING, VIDEO GAMES, FOOTBALL, BOXING, PRO WRESTLING, UFC, ONLINE POKER, BOWLING, WATCHING MOVIES ( I HAVE OVER 1,000 DVDS), HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, MY DOGS, AND GOING TO THE GYM (SOMETIMES)

I'd like to meet:

GEORGE CARLIN (HE IS THE FUNNIEST AND MOST REALISTIC MAN ON THE EARTH)--- TANK ABBOTT (HE IS JUST A BADASS WHO WILL THROW DOWN WITH ANYBODY AND DOESN'T CARE IF HE GETS HIS ASS KICKED OR NOT. MOST OF THE TIME, HE JUST KNOCKS GUYS HEADS OFF!)

Music:

"ZOMBIE ATTACK SOUNDTRACK"
BLACK SABBATH (GREATEST ROCK BAND IN THE WORLD), PRIMUS (CRAZIEST BASS PLAYING YOU'VE EVER HEARD), 2 SKINNEE J'S, TECH N9NE, CYPRESS HILL, BEASTIE BOYS, GODSMACK, PANTERA, ALICE IN CHAINS, DANZIG, ROB ZOMBIE, STP, PEARL JAM, THE CARS, TOM PETTY, THE DOORS, NEIL DIAMOND (YEA, I SAID NEIL DIAMOND, THE MAN IS A TRUE PIMP), NEIL YOUNG, CAT STEVENS, CREEDANCE, FLEETWOOD MAC, JIM CROCE, GORDON LIGHTFOOT, STEVE MILLER BAND, JOHNNY CASH,...ALL KINDS OF STUFF EXCEPT COUNTRY. JOHNNY CASH IS AS CLOSE AS I GET TO COUNTRY, OH...AND WILLIE NELSON.

Movies:

MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS "CONAN THE BARBARIAN" ZOMBIES MAN! JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WITH ZOMBIES....HORROR MOVIES, REALLY CHEESY LOW BUDGET MOVIES LIKE MANOS:THE HANDS OF FATE, THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE, AND PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE....STUPID COMEDIES LIKE KUNG POW!, TEAM AMERICA, KUNG FU HUSTLE, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, ANCHORMAN, ANYTHING BUT CHICK FLICKS...WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHO I'M WATCHING IT WITH...YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN AFTER THE MOVIE! THE 1990 VERSION OF "NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD IS MY FAVORITE ZOMBIE MOVIE!!

Television:

WWE, UFC, FOOTBALL, ANY BOXING (EXCEPT FOR THE REALLY LITTLE GUYS, THATS LIKE WATCHING TWO TEN YEAR OLDS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER), COMEDY CENTRAL (RENO 911, SOUTH PARK, STAND-UP COMEDY), MYTH BUSTERS, DIRTY JOBS, ANIMAL PLANET.

Books:

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE---Cause you never no when they might show up! BOOKS ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS---I call these "how to" booksTHE BIG BOOK OF FILTH---So i can have a more perverse vocabularyART BOOKS---Yes, I am artistic...bitchCOMEDY BOOKS---With insults and put-downs (how else will your friends know you love them if you don't make fun of them all the time?)YOU ARE WORTHLESS---Not just a thought, there really is a book called that, trust me...I have it.

Heroes:

GEORGE CARLIN, TANK ABBOTT, THE PUNISHER Myspace Graphics - Myspace Layouts

My Blog

2 SKINNEE J'S

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Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

FUNNY AND MEMORABLE QUOTES FROM SOME OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George...
Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:21:00 PST

REAL MEN OF GENIUS

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Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

WORDS OF WISDOM (YOU CAN LEARN VALUABLE LESSONS FROM THESE GUYS)

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Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:53:00 PST

THEME SONGS

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Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

SOME OLDIES BUT GOODIES!!

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Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST

THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD...BLACK SABBATH!!! (THESE ARE THE ONLY SONGS I COULD FIND)

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Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:02:00 PST

THE GREATEST PLAYLIST IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC!!

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Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

HORRORFIND WEEKEND

LET ME JUST START OFF SAYING THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO LEFT MESSAGES AND COMMENTS WHILE I WAS GONE. IT'S COOL TO KNOW THAT I AM LOVED.. (ON HERE ANYWAY) OKAY, LET ME SEE. ME AND MY 2 FRIENDS DUCKY A...
Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:10:00 PST

PEOPLE.....AND WHY I LIKE MY DOGS BETTER

HEY DID YA EVER NOTICE,  ALL THE NEW PEOPLE YOU MEET, YOU JUST WANNA SMASH'EM RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN' FACE? MAYBE IT'S JUST ME, I DON'T KNOW. PEOPLE IN GENERAL JUST PISS ME OFF AND ANNOY THE FU...
Posted by ZOMBIE TIM on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:38:00 PST