ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM profile picture

ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

WE WERE ALL JUST NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. BUT OUR WORLD TOOK A DRASTIC CHANGE WHEN ZOMBIES STARTED POPPING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT CAUSED THE DEAD TO COME BACK TO LIFE BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, THEY WERE HUNGRY AND THEY WERE DANGEROUS. A BITE OR EVEN JUST A SCRATCH WAS ENOUGH TO TURN YOU INTO ONE OF THEM, PRETTY SOON A FEW GREW INTO HUNDREDS, HUNDREDS INTO THOUSANDS! SOME HAD MORE MOTOR SKILL AND FUNCTIONALITY THAN OTHERS (DEPENDING ON HOW LONG THEY HAD BEEN PREVIOUSLY DEAD) FRESH ZOMBIES WERE MORE ACTIVE WHILE THE ORIGINAL ZOMBIES WHO STARTED THE PLAGUE BEGAN TO DETERIORATE AND FALL APART MAKING THEM LESS MOBILE OR ACTIVE. PEOPLE WERE FREAKING OUT, RIOTING OR COMMITING SUICIDE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO BECOME ONE OF THE INCREASING ARMY OF UNDEAD SOLDIERS. THERE WAS A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO MANAGED TO FIND THE COURAGE TO STAND UP AND FIGHT THESE CREATURES WHO THREATENED TO TAKE OVER OUR WORLD. THESE SIX BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN DECIDED TO BAND TOGETHER AND FORM A TEAM THAT WOULD TAKE OUR WORLD BACK!......THE ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM!"ZOMBIE TIM" NICHOLSON--THE UNOFFICIAL LEADER OF THE GROUP. HE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO START FIGHTING INSTEAD OF RUNNING. (MOSTLY BECAUSE HE HAS LOTS OF DVDS AND MOVIE STUFF THAT HE COULDN'T LEAVE BEHIND) HE CLAIMS TO BE A ZOMBIE EXPERT BECAUSE OF THE BOOKS HE'S READ AND MOVIES HE'S SEEN ABOUT THEM. PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS CRAZY BECAUSE HE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT THE POSSIBILTY OF A ZOMBIE ATTACK AND WHAT HE WOULD DO IN THAT SITUATION. EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS CRAZY BUT HE KNEW...THAT'S WHY HE'S STILL ALIVE!ERIN "SPARKY" SPARKS--WEAPON INVENTOR AND GIZMO EXPERT. ERIN HAS WATCHED JUST AS MANY ZOMBIE AND HORROR MOVIES AS TIM AND COULD DEFINATELY GIVE HIM A RUN FOR HIS MONEY IN HORROR TRIVIA. SINCE ERINS BRAINWAVES ARE A LITTLE "OFF" SHE IS ALWAYS THINKING OF NEW WEAPONS SHE COULD MAKE WHILE FIGHTING ZOMBIES. SHE KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT BUT LIKES USING HER "TOYS" FOR NEW AND EXCITING WAYS TO FUCK SOMETHING UP! SHE HAS 2 PISTOLS THOUGH JUST IN CASE ONE OF HER INVENTIONS DOESN'T WORK THAT DAY.Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

ZOMBIE MOVIES (FOR RESEARCH AND REFERENCE MATERIAL) KILLIN' ZOMBIES (THAT TAKES UP A LOT OF OUR TIME THESE DAYS) SCAVENGING FOR FOOD AND SUPPLIES (GOTTA KEEP OUR HEALTH AND RESOURCES UP) MAKING TRAPS, BOMBS, AND WEAPONS.EMILY "THE ENFORCER" MORRISON--SHE IS TIMS GIRLFRIEND AND WAS LIVING WITH HIM WHEN THE ATTACK HAPPENED. SHE KNEW TIM WOULD NEVER LEAVE ALL HIS SHIT BEHIND SO SHE STARTED FIGHTING ALSO. EMILY HATES GUNS BUT LOVES VIOLENCE. HER FAVORITE SPORT IS HOCKEY SO SHE GRABBED HER HOCKEY STICK AND STARTED SCRAMBLING THE BRAINS OF ANY ZOMBIE WHO TRIED TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR. SHE SINCE HAS FASTENED A BLADE TO END OF IT TO DO MORE DAMAGE. SHE HAS BECOME QUITE THE EXPERT IN MELEE WEAPONS.***(UNFORTUNATELY, EMILY IS NO LONGER WITH US, HER AND TIM WERE OUT INVESTIGATING A GRAVEYARD WHEN THIS SUPER ZOMBIE ATTACKED AND BIT EMILY. TIM SHOT THE ZOMBIE BUT THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY DONE, EMILY HAD BEEN INFECTED AND TIM HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO PUT HER DOWN WITH A BULLET TO THE HEAD.)

I'd like to meet:

ANY ZOMBIE THAT WANTS A PIECE!.....AND ANY OTHER SURVIVORS OUT THERE!....BLAIR "DEUCE" GROVE--POSSIBLY THE MOST UNSTABLE MEMBER OF THE GROUP. HE'S NOT REALLY CRAZY HE JUST LOOKS THAT WAY (ESPESCIALLY WHEN HE DRESSES UP LIKE HIS HERO GENE SIMMONS) BLAIR LIKES TO WEAR HIS KISS MAKE-UP WHILE KILLING ZOMBIES BUT HE ONLY DOES THIS WHEN HE'S ON SCOUTING MISSIONS BECAUSE, EVEN THOUGH THERE AREN'T MANY PEOPLE LEFT IN THE WORLD, THE REST OF THE GROUP IS TOO EMBARASSED TO BE AROUND BLAIR WHEN HE'S WEARING THAT SHIT. TIM IS ALWAYS TELLING BLAIR THAT IF HE EVER RUNS OUT OF BULLETS HE COULD KILL A ZOMBIE BY TELLING HIM ONE OF HIS CORNY ASS JOKES THAT HE COMES UP WITH. NATASHA "ZOMBIE" MCMILLAN--BEFORE THE OUTBREAK BEGAN,NATASHA WORKED AS A TECHNICIAN AT VALVOLINE INSTANT OIL CHANGE BY DAY. AND BY NIGHT, SHE ENJOYED A LIFE OF MUSIC PROMOTION IN ST. LOUIS, HANGING OUT WITH THE BAND D-RAILED AND BEING PART OF THE LOCAL MUSIC SCENE. UNFORTUNATELY, ALL THAT IS GONE NOW BUT SHE GOT REAL LUCKY. HER YEARS OF STUDYING ZOMBIE LORE FINALLY CAME IN HANDY. SHE WAS TRAPPED IN THE SHOP WHEN VALLEY PARK BECAME OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES. SHE THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS GOING TO END FOR HER BUT SHE FOUND A CHAINSAW IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SHOP AND FILLED IT UP WITH GAS FROM A FLEET VEHICLE THAT HAD BEEN LEFT THERE, SHE STARTED HACKING THROUGH AS MANY OF THE UNDEAD AS SHE COULD. LUCKILY, THE Z.A.R.T TEAM WAS NEARBY AND HEARD THE NOISE. SHE WAS SURROUNDED BUT TIM, DEUCE, AND HAWKBOY FOUND A WAY INTO THE SHOP AND GOT HER OUT OF DANGER. SPARKY ALWAYS CARRIES A SPARE TANK TOP AND GAVE IT TO NATASHA AND JUST LIKE THAT, A NEW RECRUIT HAD BEEN ADDED! EMILY POINTED OUT THAT NATASHA COULD USE THE GIANT WRENCH THEIR SHOP HAD WON AS A WEAPON. WHO KNEW THAT A POMPOUS AWARD WOULD BE A BADASS ZOMBIE KILLER!

Music:

WE LIKE TO DRIVE AROUND BLASTING HEAVY METAL MUSIC. ZOMBIES DON'T SEEM TO REALLY LIKE THE LOUD NOISE AND IT DRAWS THEM OUT INTO THE OPEN WHERE WE CAN PICK THEM OFF PRETTY EASY.CJ AKA "HAWKBOY--BEFORE THE WORLD WENT TO SHIT CJ WAS AN ASPIRING DIRECTOR AND MOVIE MAKE-UP ARTIST. WHAT KIND OF MOVIES DID HE DIRECT? YOU GOT IT. ZOMBIE MOVIES! EVERYTIME CJ KILLS A ZOMBIE HE FEELS A LITTLE BIT OF SADNESS BECAUSE HE, LIKE THE REST OF THE GROUP LOVED ZOMBIE MOVIES SO MUCH AND CJ ESPESCIALLY BECAUSE HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE MAKING MOVIES ABOUT THEM. THAT DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM BLOWING ONE TO SHIT WHEN IT GETS TOO CLOSE THOUGH, BECAUSE AS MUCH AS HE LOVES THEM, HE SURE AS HELL DOESN'T WANT TO BE ONE!

Movies:

THE SIX OF US COMBINED HAVE ENOUGH DVD'S TO OPEN UP A VIDEO STORE. (IF THE WORLD WEREN'T FULL OF UNDEAD THAT IS) MOSTLY HORROR OR COMEDY OR REALLY CHEESY HORROR (GOTTA HAVE A SENCE OF HUMOR AND LEVITY IN THESE DARK TIMES)

Television:

WE STILL HAVE ELECTRICITY BUT NO BROADCASTS ON TV. WE JUST USE IT FOR WATCHING MOVIES AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES LIKE RESIDENT EVIL (TRAINING TOOLS)

Books:

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE (EACH ONE OF US HAS A COPY THAT WE TAKE WITH US EVERYWHERE WE GO, WE'VE MEMORIZED IT BUT IT NEVER HURTS TO REFRESH YOURSELF....IT HAS SAVED OUR LIVES COUNTLESS TIMES)

Heroes:

WE ARE EACH OTHER'S HERO BECAUSE WE ALL WATCH EACH OTHERS BACK AND WE'RE ALL FOR ONE....KINDA LIKE THE 6 MUSKATEERS

My Blog

GET INFORMED! (ZOMBIE INFORMATION)

A zombie is a dead person that is brought back to life through a curse (voodoo, necromancy) or a mutation and has recovered some vital functions like movement. They are near-mindless, possessing litt...
Posted by ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:10:00 PST

Z.A.R.T LOST A MEMBER


Posted by ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST

Z.A.R.T CASE FILES


Posted by ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:01:00 PST

SPARKY’S NEW INVENTION!


Posted by ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:22:00 PST

EXPLOSIVES 101 WITH HAWKBOY!!


Posted by ZOMBIE ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:01:00 PST