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Al

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About Me

Psst. Here's a secret ;I'm actually made of milk chocolate.

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My Interests

Making an ass of myself. Music, wasting $$$ on DVD's I could see for free if I had cable, meating new peepholes, Seeing bands play I've never heard of and having them blow me away, writing songs about Ryan ;just to piss him off ,Putting off doing reno's on my house. Hanging out in my 'Rose Bush' ;) , eating ice cream REALLy late at night.Testing the limits of human Jager consumption, Oh yeah, doing good deeds for all man kind...

I'd like to meet:

Gary Larson( Farside);you'd NEVER feel crazy around HIM!!!

Music:

Anything you can boogie to;Both God Bob's(Dylan & Marley), Drive Like Jehu(RIP), Slint(RIP), The Smalls(RIP) ,NOMEANSNO, Bad Brains, Mozart(old school; his new shit TOTALLY sold out), Bloc Party, Gwen S, Beetoven(Original Gangsta), The Sundays, MC5, Dre ,Rise Against ,SOAD, Slaya, the' Hip, DUDE!!, Clutch, Motorhead, Venom(just the ballads) ,Interpol, Kyuss ,QOTSA, Michael Jackson, (old school; his new shit TOTALLY sold out), Freddy King, Stanley Clarke ,Corb Lund, Rza/Gza, California Raisins Death Metal Tribute, Waylon J. Jr, Sabbath, Dio, Da Crue(until they started getting Simple Plan to write them singles), Melvins, Skinny Puppy,Herbalizer Countless Locals that are better than most cooked oatmeal on the radio, The Chipmunks, Beyonce, Nick Drake(RIP), Beatles, Depeche Mode, Husker Du, ABBA, Ninth Configuration(RIP), Ray Charles(fav vocalist), Mike Patton,;Tomahawk, Faith No More, Death(RIP), King Crimson, Tom Waits, Four Tops, anything good, and a lot of bad, too.

Movies:

Anything with boobies in it... oh, and Things to do in Dever when you're dead, Dumb & Dumber(but only w/ Kipper), Goodfellas,Fight Club, Old School,Collatteral, Waking Life ,Stardust Memoories, Star Wars, Romeo is Bleeding, Monsters INC, Ghostbusters ,Ponet, Life Aquatic, Being John Malkovich, Fargo, Rosencrantz & Gildenstern are Dead, Zoolander, hi budget Snuff films...

Television:

Don't have no live feed, so anything that comes in a convenient watchwhenyouwant package. My current fixations are Harvy Birdman ,Arrested Development, and Nip/Tuck.

Books:

Skinny legs and all, Even Cowgirls get the Blues(Tom Robbins),:Immortality, The Unbearable Lightness of Being(Milan Kundera); One Hundred Years of Solitude(G.G. Marquez);Hamlet; (some Drunk); Wiener Dog Art(Gary Larson);The Prophet(Kahlil Gibran); Deadeye Dick(Kurt V.); Iron John(Robert Bly); The Power of Myth(Joseph Cambpell int.W/ Bill Moyers @ George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch ); Garfield IV(Jim Davies); A Brief History of Time(S. Hawking); Creative Visualization(Shakti Gawain);The Robber Bride(M. Attwood); Asimov on Physics(I. Asimov);Man & His Symbols(C. Young); Oh, The Thinks You can Think; The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss(Dr. Seuss). Every Shampoo bottle I've ever read while I'm takin' a...

Heroes:

Whitney Houston(cuz she sings that grat 'hero song ,about ME being her hero), Spider Man(cuz somehow he saves the world on less sleep than I get) , David Suzuki(cuz he actually has conviction), George 'W' Bush(cuz if a dumb shit like this guy can become the holder of the buttom, think what I can do...), Ray Charles(cuz he practically INVENTED musical balls),Bugs Bunny(cuz the the fastest con in the West), Hugh Hefner(no just because of his life, but the fact he is one of the only humans whose created the life they truly wanted, bathrobe and all; plus he understanably has one of the most genuine smiles), and Gandhi(I just don't know HOW he stayed so THIN!). oh yeah, and Ryan.