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Alonzo

The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!!!

About Me

Lonzo Harris. LAPD Narc. Cocksuckers working with inpunity for over ten years and now I got 'em. Trying to tell my new guy Hoyt that he gotta take his time, make detective, and then he can change things. But he gotta change them from the inside, son. Cause that shit's dead. We don't roll that way no mo' dawg. I got four boys. You want a son, let me know, I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.LONZO'S WORDS OF WISDOM:"You gotta walk a higher path, son. I can give you the keys to all the doors.""It amazes me that you can be out on the road with a fine bitch for a year, and the most entertaining story you can come up with is a drunk stop. But I don't believe you. You tapped that ass, didn't you?""Rookies. Yeah, you wanna get shit done, you gotta get it done yourself.""You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, nigga. Twenty-three hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. I run shit here, you just live here!"This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace

My Interests

Playing chess with rookies like Jake Hoyt while dem fools is still playin' checkers. I also like to drink up all of Roger's three-hundred-dollar-a-glass shit before I close the blinds and blast the fool.

I'd like to meet:

The Three Wise Men for lunch, boom, shoo, go get yourself a baseball steak, your dick lines up straight, to the left and right of them are pockets, reach in either one of them, boom - pay the bill!

Music:

I don't roll that way.

Movies:

King Kong

Television:

Don't watch the shit, too busy bustin' crackheads.

Books:

The newspaper. It's ninety percent bullshit, but it entertains me. That's why I read it.

Heroes:

Me