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Michael Soldier

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DON'T FORGET THE AWARD WINNING GLBT FILM FESTIVAL FAVORITE THE GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR IS HAVING IT'S LONG AWAITED LOS ANGELES SCREENING THIS WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31st - 7pm @ The Majestic Crest Theater 1262 Westwood Blvd Westwood - 7pm If you haven't already RSVP'd please click below or reply to [email protected] with guest names. Watch trailers and read more about the film below. Please forward this on to anyone you think would love this CAMP, HORROR CLASSICYOU'RE INVITED! Turn on HTML to see invite, or click the like below to RSVPPlease click on the link above to RSVP now!If you have problems seeing the image above, click here. CHECK OUT THE TRAILERS HERE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZgd3hMpNM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_SIcbLxKao http://www.myspace.com/gaybedanbreakfastofterror www.gaybedandbreakfastofterror.com THE GAY BED & BREAKFAST OF TERRORUnspeakable horrors await the guests of the Sahara Salvation Bed & Breakfast—and we’re not just talking about the suspicious mincemeat muffins! Hostess Helen greets five couples who arrive at this dusty B&B on the eve of the biggest circuit party of the year: dragstress Alex (played by adult-film fixture Michael Soldier) and his lover “Mr. Leather” Dom; guppie couple Mike and Eric (with their fag-hag Lizette); power lipstick dykes Deborah and Gabby; Starr and her folk-singing tomboy lover Brenda; and Rodney and his sugar daddy “trainer” Todd. But the fun turns into a nightmare, since homo-hating Helen enjoys killing queers for sport and her son, a half-man/half-slug creature, just likes to eat people—straight or gay. When her peculiar daughter Luella’s lesbian tendencies surface, though, watch out! Tongue-in-cheek with plenty of laughs (and hot male and female flesh), this is a must-see for queer horror fans! Starring Mari Marks, Michael Soldier, Georgia Jean, Noah Naylor, Hillary Schwartz, Derek Long, Vinnie Marcus and many more******************************************************** *Most relevant at the moment:
NEW MASSAGE STUDIO IN SOMA: I am now working out of a great space on 9th off Folsom. If you are interested in excellent bodywork from a well-trained, experienced pro, just let me know... http://www.massagem4m.com/MichaelSoldier
Looking for hot n sexy show-offs for a solo porn JO line I'm dreaming of developing. Straight/Bi/Gay...don't matter. If interested, hit me up for details. totally legit, no bullshit...I've worked in the industry over 5yrs, won awards and respect. this is my first potential producing project. Should be fabulous, artistic and something for you exhibitionist boys to be proud of ;)
"It is a proven fact that Michael Soldier is the most versatile performer on the planet. Since the year 2000, he has had lead roles in theatre productions of classic American plays, been a live news anchor/journalist for Q television, and shot a pilot for a Showtime series called “Movies For Guys Who Like Guys”. As drag alter-ego Precious Moments, s/he won the infamous San Francisco Miss Trannyshack pageant. He is a featured interviewee in the documentary international festival faves “Filthy Gorgeous” and in “24 Hours On Craigslist” which recently aired nationally on Public Television. He’s been covered in three newspapers and a cable show jumping rope naked singing Christmas carols in Latin wearing high heels with his dick tucked between his legs for John Waters and a live audience of more than 1000. He was featured in an award-winning TV commercial for 93.3 fm ‘The Wave’. For 3 years he had an exclusive model contract with esteemed gay porn company Raging Stallion Studios, where he won Best Sex Scene awards for his work in the role of ‘implied straight jogger’ in “Cops Gone Bad” and 2 Best Actor nods for playing a drunk, over-exposed version of himself in “A Porn Star Is Born”. He continued acting in the part of lead villain Simon Jett in the groundbreaking/award-winning gay porn soap opera series “Wet Palms”. As a lead vocalist in his genderfucked rock band PEPPERSPRAY, he opened for Cher’s farewell tour and Scissor Sisters. He has been a guest lecturer on the adult entertainment industry for Stanford’s psychology department and the San Francisco Sex Institute. He has produced and MC-ed numerous charity events. He’s been a paid dialogue coach for four leading porn studios. He’s been known to write, direct, produce, and do make-up. He very gratefully earns a living as a Liscensed Massage Therapist. Prior to 2000, he received a BFA in illustration/communications from Pratt Institute and studied Meisner Technique with Mary Doyle of The Actors Studio. He has played Jason in “Medea” 3 times. He claims to have been happier working with the cast and crew of THE GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR than during any other project to date. The complex role of leatherslaveboy-manjenue-knifewieldingdragqueen Alex/Carrie de Way required absolutely no preparation. He is primed for a sequel.Michael Soldier believes in love."
Major turn-ons (NOT requirements)...Men who kiss like it's a conversation...massage trades as foreplay...Guys with gear fetishes...big meat (duh)...sucking like it's my last meal...Dudes that love showing off (especially poking out of some speedos or something! Ungh! AND IN PERSON/PUBLIC!!!)...shaving muscleguys (I'm a pro)...nipplesnipplesnipples...hairless ass (Mmmmm)...sexy hands and feet...roleplay...Italians & Brazilians & Aussies...sweet smooth white boys...Vasians (that's Vaguely Asian)...Hot Daddies and Cute Li'l Bros...hot mixed guys and Scorpios (I'm not one, but I love being mistaken for one : )But most importantly, BIG brains...passion for SOMETHING...people that live in the moment...really PRESENT...challenging, funny, brilliant fools that celebrate (rather than cower from) the amazing variety of queers/straights that share this planet.Visual Verbal Sensual Discreet. Voyuer & exhibitionist. Solo & Groups. BF or FB or just passin thru...all good.
***Got a soft spot for mentoring...yours & mine. As serious and sincere as I am playful and creative. What are you looking for?
Yeah, I'm single. You?
I'm not nearly as posed and aloof as these pics might suggest.
I'm also a big drag queen, when I'm not making dirty movies.
I'm a lead singer in the fabulous band PEPPERSPRAY. (We're on here!)
***a brilliant quote for everyone...Thomas Hanna, "Somatics"... "To despise the fact of aging is not only to despise life but to betray a pitiful ignorance of the nature of life. Youth is not a state to be preserved but a state to be transcended. Youth has strength, but it does not have skill, which, in the long run, is the most potent strength. Youth has speed, but it does not have efficiency, which, in the long run, is the only effective way of attaining goals. Youth is quick, but it is not deliberate, and deliberation is the only way to make correct decisions. Youth has energy and intelligence, but it does not have the judgment necessary to make the best use of of that energy and intelligence. Measured judgment, in the end, is the only guarantor of intelligent behavior. Youth has the beauty of genetic endowment, but it does not have the beauty of real achievement. Youth has the glow of promise, but it does not have the radiance of accomplishment. Youth is a time of seeding and cultivation, but it is not a time of fruiting and harvest. Youth is a state of ignorance and innocence, but it is not a state of knowledge and wisdom. Youth is a state of emptiness awaiting fullness, a state of possibility awaiting actualization, a state of beginning awaiting transcendence."Interesting, no? Respect your elders and protect your youth. We are the family we always wanted. Take care.and...If you're visiting San Francisco, drop me an email!
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Your EQ is 140
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
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Precious Moments Bjork Bachelorette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoDPc1ATU0

One of my all-time favorite performance pieces, inspired by Bjork and Michel Gondry...Michael Soldier as Precious Moments at Trannyshack SF Bjork Tribute Night. Enjoy

My Interests

Creativity. Spirituality. Porn. Music. Art & Design. Team sports.Get premade layouts from Myspace Layouts +
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I'd like to meet:

The superFIERCE. The tards. The sexbombs. The geniouses. The personal trainers. The psychics. The hairdressers. The film directors. The massage therapists. The hookers. Meryl Streep. The former fuckups. The soberellas. The occasional vagina. Horny show-offs.
Your Stripper Song Is
My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas

"Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk.
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump "

You get a lot more than Seven jeans for your humps. What Song Should You Strip To?

Music:

Yes.
Which Rocky Horror Character are You?

You are *Frank*! You are the star of the show! You are definitely a performer although you can get stroppy if you don't get your way. But you are sexy, charming and rather naughty. Ditch the pearls though...
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Movies:


Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!

The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say

Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony

Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?

Television:



I'd do it for the money.

Your Birthdate: September 23
You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem.
You're good at so much - you never know what to do.
Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long.
You are destined for a life of travel and fun.

Your strength: Your likeability

Your weakness: You never feel satisfied

Your power color: Bright yellow

Your power symbol: Asterisk

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Books:

I read good.

Your Linguistic Profile:
45% General American English

35% Yankee

10% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Heroes:


Your Pimp Name Is...
Uncle Dazzle What's Your Pimp Name?
What's your inner power? (Girls only sorry. Beautiful anime pictures, lengthy results)
Uniqueness- Your inner power is Uniqueness! You are very different from everyone around you, and you like it that way. In fact, youd be furious if you were anything else. To the world outside you are a buoyant, fun loving person, and are probably pretty popular. Yet deep down you feel the urge to be accepted as who you are, and desperately want someone who is truly there for you. You are very indecisive and change your mind regularly over just about anything. Youre very opinionated, and bulldoze over anyone who doesnt share your views. At times you can be very depressed, though few people realise it with your animated personality. You are great fun to be around, and enjoy shocking people with your out there views and beliefs. At times however, your urge to be different can work against you, as people dont often enjoy their ideas of right and wrong having any shades of grey. But dont let them get to you; youre an awesome person who many love. You have no doubt heaps of friends, but dont always have that close friend/s that you want and need. You strive to be accepted for who you are, and are protective and loyal to those who earn your trust. Although at times you think there may be no one there, look around. There is someone in the shadows who desperately wants to be your friend, who maybe you just havent noticed. Dont let anyone get you down, youre the one who gives this boring world excitement and culture. Keep it up! Boy/Girl who will sweep you off your feet: Someone different and independent. Someone who isnt your typical male/female, who can accept that not everything has to be black and white, and yes, there are many, many shades of grey. Your stone/jewel: Amethyst Your power: Difference/Change. This is the ability to make a difference in the world, to create new ideas and opinions, and to open up the minds of others to show that there is more than one shade of grey. Your element: Electricity/Lightening A quote that applies to you: "Id much rather to be hated for who I am than loved for who Im not."
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Precious Moments - "Violet"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmuaGKT92PU

My Blog

Check out this event: Its Baaack!! The Return of Kiddie (its a secret)

Hosted By: Niki KhannaWhen: Wednesday Dec 26, 2007 at 5:00 PMWhere: 642 Natoma StSAN FRANCISCO, 94103United StatesDescription:Niki Khanna Click Here To View Event...
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Check out this event: Its Baaack!! The Return of Kiddie (its a secret)

Hosted By: Niki KhannaWhen: Wednesday Dec 26, 2007 at 5:00 PMWhere: 642 Natoma StSAN FRANCISCO, 94103United StatesDescription:Niki Khanna Click Here To View Event...
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SF SKATE DATE NITE!!! This WED @ 7(ish)pm NOV 2

SF SKATE DATE NITE!!! This WED @ 7(ish)pm NOV 28..>..>..> ...
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Check out this event: GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR

Hosted By: Georgia JeanWhen: Wednesday Oct 31, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: The MAJESTIC CREST THEATRE1262 Westwood BlvdWestwood, California|5 90024United StatesDescription:Georgia Jean Click Here To View Ev...
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Check out this event: GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR

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Check out this event: SUSPIRIA

Hosted By: The Late Night Picture ShowWhen: Saturday Oct 20, 2007 at 11:55 PMWhere: CLAY Theatre2261 Fillmore StreetSan Francisco, CA 94115United StatesDescription:The Late Night Picture Show Click He...
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TRANNYSHACK BIRTHDAY!!!

Its my damn BDAY this week!2 Great shows/parties:TRANNYSHACK @ The Stud (9th and Harrison) TUESDAY 9/18We are doing a Fleetwood Mac RUMOURS album tribute show! Stars and illness and soft rock salaciou...
Posted by Michael Soldier on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST

TRANNYSHACK BIRTHDAY!!!

Its my damn BDAY this week!2 Great shows/parties:TRANNYSHACK @ The Stud (9th and Harrison) TUESDAY 9/18We are doing a Fleetwood Mac RUMOURS album tribute show! Stars and illness and soft rock salaciou...
Posted by Michael Soldier on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

IM IN WEST HOLLYWOOD 9/1-4th

Come check out TRANNYSHACK LA at FUBAR  sunday 11pm
Posted by Michael Soldier on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:09:00 PST