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Well, i am the mother of the House of Salad. A real sweet and EASY dish! Me and my crew, we run hard and we run fierce! I bring together all sorts of flavorful fruits. Each one a reflection of my many layers! I like shoes. (more than Kelly) I like to dye my hair different colors for every performance. Even if i'm performing more than one song a night, i'll be backstage dyeing and blowdrying and teasing in between numbers. I drink Royal Gate Vodka, smoke mary jane, stick vicodin suppositories up my ass, and snort rails of coke off the stomaches of children. I'm a good mother. And not one to call child services on since it's usually my own offspring feeding me the filth. Did i mention i have syphilis? My motto: "Eat Me!"