Not clever enough to think of a good subject today... |
Although there is no chance in Hell I could be accidentally pregnant (unless you can get pregnant from a motorcycle ride or finger banging that must have happened because I neglected to say it didn'...
Posted by Niki on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST |
Just a drop. |
I had this dream (or was it premonition?) that I would have to save my own life.
I'm walking with a group of people from work, down through the Financial District to Market Street. I'm a ...
Posted by Niki on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST |
Pussy Explains it All |
I dedicate this blog to Loveless...who, yet again, forced me to read about his turgid barbie parts.....
I saw my pussy on craigslist. She was in some tacky ad this douche bag posted for a...
Posted by Niki on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:20:00 PST |
Don't dream it. Be it. |
This was my Senior class motto (Ringling High School Class of '94- "Go Blue Devils!"- I felt obligated to say that, it seems appropriate whenever mentioning one's "Senior Class"). I woke u...
Posted by Niki on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST |
In this New Year.... |
I watched 60 Minutes with my parents on Christmas Eve. There was a report about a woman, Lynn Cox. She is a perfectly lovely woman. She is a swimmer. She is not a Sport...
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST |
The Solution |
No, I do not need a hug... (what i DO need is to climb on you, wrap my legs around you and fuck you. Next i'll need to wrap my hands around your neck and squeeze the life out of you. Th...
Posted by Niki on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST |
Shine |
I am reading Star Jones Reynold's book, Shine and next I am going to read Toni Morrison's How Stella Got Her Groove Back . Maybe what worked for them will work for me...
Posted by Niki on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST |
Fat Cow |
So I have my hometown newspaper delivered, usually 2 months late, to my home. If you haven"t been keeping up, I grew up in a very small town in Oklahoma. To say the least I did not fit in ...
Posted by Niki on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:24:00 PST |
Modus Operandi |
I read a very interesting article in a magazine (no, it wasn't "O"prah) written by a woman who had spent most of her life in relationships with narcissists, beginning with her parents. She had s...
Posted by Niki on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST |
I wish.... I wish, I wish i wish.... |
The closer it gets to my birthday the more obnoxious I get about saying things like "But its my birthday!". And this year being my big 3-0 I am particularly whiney. When I was but a wee perv I l...
Posted by Niki on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST |
