Stratagems for enduring the mindless zombies I am forced to interact with daily, ridiculing the sincerely held beliefs of religious lunatics, socratic method, my cat.
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***Republican Nazi's eat live kittens! I hate George Bush! I hate him! I hate him!
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Swing Out Sister... SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD... mon amour Corinne Drewery... elle est belle... elle est sophistiquée... elle chante comme un ange... je souhaite l'épouser... est mon Français terrible?... splendide!*********
*********Feist (i guess she doesn't like her first name)... ONE EVENING.*********
*********Miss Peggy Lee... I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU.
*********FRAGONARD
and RICHTER
Louise and I find those last two very interesting.
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Palestrina, Guillaume Dufay, John Dowland, Henry Purcell, J.S. Bach, W.A. Mozart, L.V. Beethoven, The Beatles, Kate Bush, Elvis Costello, Antonio Vivaldi, Pork Pie Tribe, Erik Satie, Claude Debussy, Maurice Ravel, Leonard Cohen, Laura Nyro, Joni Mitchell, Nick Drake, Joanna Newsom, Patricia Barber, Blossom Dearie, Billie Holiday, Portishead, Metric, Dressy Bessy, Bjork, Olivier Messiaen, Toru Takemitsu, Alan Hovhaness, Duke Ellington, Steely Dan, Prefab Sprout, Django Rienhardt, Charlie Parker, Dizzy Gillespie, Peggy Lee, The Velvet Underground (and Nico... definitly), The Shocking Blue, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Fall, Frank Sinatra, Charles Valentin Alkan, Fredric Chopin, Franz Lizt, Thelonius Monk, Miles Davis, John Coletrane, Edvard Grieg, Hector Berlioz, Renaldo Hahn, Altered Images, Lloyd Cole, Camera Obscura, Joy Division, New Order, The Cure, Indochine, Saint Etienne, France Gall, Francoise Hardy, Petula Clark, Dusty Springfield, Lene Lovich, Jacqueline Taieb, Vanessa Paradis, The Style Council, Trembling Blue Stars, Rodgers and Hart, Bacharach and David, George and Ira Gershwin, Ralph Vaughan Williams, Barbara Morgenstern, Henryk Gorecki, Maria Callas, Dawn Upshaw, Anna Sophie Von Otter, Walter Gieseking, Glenn Gould, Hille Perl, Kate and Anna Mcgarrigle, Everything But The Girl, Swing Out Sister, Stereolab, Franz Schubert, Anton Webern, Vincent Persichetti, Aimee Mann, Agustus Pablo, Tegan and Sara, Ivy, Bill Evans, Wayne Shorter, Stan Getz, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Bebel Gilberto, Diana Krall, Erin Bode, Cocteau Twins, Downy Mildew, My Bloody Valentine, Yo La Tengo, The Ditty Bops, Stina Nordenstam, Alexander Scriabin, Gustav Mahler, Gabriel Faure, Charles Koechlin, Serge Gainsbourg, Mina, Keren Ann, Coralie Clement, Claudio Monteverdi, Nino Rota, Madonna, Margot Guryan, Patsy Cline, Richard Thompson, The Dixie Chicks, The Pogues, Julie London, Lotte Lenya, Lera Auerbach, The Shaggs,... aren't you sick of reading this yet?
La Dolce Vita, 8 1/2, Le Rayon Vert, Teorema, Mouchette, Ma Nuit Chez Maud, Conte D'hiver, Weekend, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Blade Runner, Through A Glass Darkly, Winter Light, The Silence, Persona, Cries And Whispers, Devi, Playtime, Trez Sur Le Pianiste, Jules et Jim, L'Avventura, La Notte, L'Eclisse, Il Deserto Rosso, Late Spring, Irma Vep, Sansho Dayu, Alphaville, El Angel Exterminador, La Belle et la Bete, Carnival Of Souls, Le Mepris, Hiroshima Mon Amour, L'Annee Derniere a Marienbad, L'Atalante, Pierrot Le Fou, Haut Bas Fragile, The Graduate, The Long Goodbye, Nashville, The Moderns, Trouble In Mind, Day Of Wrath, Ordet, Harakiri, Perceval, Celine et Julie vont en Bateau, La Lectrice, Angi Vera, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Hannah And Her Sisters, Seven Beauties, Morvern Callar, Matador, Une Coeur En Hiver, El Espiritu De La Colmena, Ivan's Childhood, Andrei Rublev, Solaris, The Mirror, Stalker, Nostalghia, The Sacrifice, The Knack, Smashing Time, La Strada, Le Notti Di Cabiria, Giulietta Degli Spiriti, Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, Les Demoiselles de Rochefort, Diva, Betty Blue, Eloge de L'amour, Intloerance, Broken Blossoms, Sunrise, City Lights, Citizen Kane, The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep, A Bout de Souffle, Bande a Part, The Seventh Seal, Fanny And Alexander, The Loved One, Midnight Cowboy, Repo Man, Trust, Henry Fool, Die Buchse Der Pandora, The Scarlet Empress, Lawrence Of Arabia, La Regle Du Jeu, La Decima Vittima, The Wizard Of Oz, Meet Me In St. Louis, The Lady From Shanghai, Sunset Boulevard, Toby Dammit,... to be continued.
Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon, A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man by James Joyce, Ulysses by James Joyce, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf, The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway, Tender Is The Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Love For Lydia by H.E. Bates, Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Faust by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, Valentine by George Sand, Madam Bovary by Gustave Flaubert, Jayne Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Notes From Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky, Le Nausee by Jean Paul Sartre, La Peste by Albert Camus, Le Ravissement de Lol V. Stien by Marguerite Duras, Bonjour Tristesse By Francoise Sagan, A Clockwork Orange By Anthony Burgess, Chilly Scenes Of Winter by Ann Beattie, Possession by A.S. Byatt, The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen, Une Semaine De Bonte by Max Ernst, Glamour Guide For Teens by Betty Cornell,... my eyes are getting tired.
"Books are a load of crap." - Philip Larkin
Voltaire, Charles Darwin, Maynard G. Krebs.